Saving Jessica Lynch
 

"MEN! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER! MOVE; MOVE!"

They run in shooting. Returned fire by Iraqis.

"Jessica, we're here to save you." soldier.
"Oh thank goodness! Let's get out of here, and I'll give you a BJ you won't ever forget!"


"YA-------HOOO!"

They are preparing to escape. But then...:

"Jessica Lynch is dead!"

"NOOOOO!! My BJ!!!!!!"

And that is the true story.

I don't know whether I should laugh or plot your untimely death...


...Oh what the hell. LoL!

I never liked lol. Just say "haha."

Definately not lol-worthy.

I HATE LOL!

Its not funny, its the truth.

I know her. At least I did until she got raped and became a star.

"LOL"= You getting enough yet?

Enough is enough with this girl. :\

Yeah...you kind of have mental problems. You should do something about that.

It was all a lie anyway. She said it herself.

Why did you make two separate threads on this issue?

One was making fun of her and the info displayed here is a serious discussion.

Plus, I just learned about her today.

This is a serious discussion? I believe you got it mixed up, bud.

I meant to post in General Conversation. Got mixed up.

I think this whore of "bj" should be imprisoned for trying to make soldiers work harder by enticing them with her womanly assets.

I concur!

LOL "NOOOOO!! My BJ!!!!!!".

I feel sorry for the poor soul that did not get . He got no sucky.