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!King_Amazon! 2003-09-02 04:24 PM

Spay or neuter your niggers.
 
Five Good Reasons Why You Should Spay or Neuter Your Nigger

1) Spaying or neutering increases your nigger's chances for a longer, healthier life.


Spaying your nigger woman before her first estrous cycle (that is, before she reaches sexual maturity) greatly reduces her chances of developing breast cancer and completely eliminates the threat of uterine and ovarian cancer and uterine infection, which are common occurrences in unaltered nigger women.

Neutering your nigger man prevents testicular tumors and may prevent prostate problems. Neutering also decreases the possibility of perianal tumors and hernias, which are commonly observed in older, unaltered nigger men. Because neutered nigger men are less likely to roam, the threat of abscesses caused by bites and diseases transmitted by fighting are greatly reduced.
2) An altered nigger is a better pet for your family.


Male niggers neutered early in life are less aggressive toward other male niggers and are not distracted by female niggers in heat. Therefore, a neutered male nigger will be less tempted to leave your property and cross that dangerous highway searching for a mate. Neutered male niggers also are less likely to mark every one of your (or your neighbor's) expensive shrubs with his urine as well as inside the house.

Spaying your female nigger eliminates the problem of stray male niggers camping in your yard and decreases her desire to roam and breed.
3) No family wants to cope with an unwanted pregnancy.

Spaying prevents your niggers from giving birth to unwanted nigger kids.

4) Spaying results in a cleaner female nigger and home.

Because female niggers pass bloody fluid for about 5-7 days, once a month, as a part of their estrous cycle, constant care must be taken to avoid carpet stains in homes with such niggers. Spaying your nigger woman eliminates this problem.

5) You are helping to alleviate the nigger overpopulation problem.

Each year, millions of unwanted niggers are euthanized (killed) at shelters across the country. Although nigger behavioral problems are the main reasons they are given to shelters, many orphans are the result of accidental breeding by free-roaming, unaltered niggers. The more niggers spayed or neutered, the fewer niggers will have to be destroyed. Delaware Humane Association does not euthanized; however, hundreds of niggers are turned away each year because there is simply not enough room at the shelter to accommodate them.

Hades-Knight 2003-09-02 04:31 PM

wtf is spaying?

Raziel 2003-09-02 04:31 PM

Wow. KA, that's a big step in the opposite direction for you.

!King_Amazon! 2003-09-02 04:33 PM

No it's not, I'm just joking like always.

Raziel 2003-09-02 04:48 PM

Yeah, I know. You just don't make a habit out of using racial humor on a frequent basis. It was funny, just uncharacteristic of you.

!King_Amazon! 2003-09-02 04:51 PM

Titus and his nigger-hating skills inspired me. Someone flame me for this.

Titusfied 2003-09-02 04:51 PM

Top 5 Reasons !K_A! Should Be Shot:

1.) This gay ass thread.

2.) He has "!" before and after his name...

3.) This gay ass thread.

4.) He wishes he could be neutered himself.

5.) This gay ass thread.

Good job dipshit, you win the super-cool asshat award! Now go home, trap yourself in your room for another 3 days straight and continue sticking random toys up your butt.

!King_Amazon! 2003-09-02 05:25 PM

Puh-lease. Repeating the same thing over like a retarded nigger boy just shows you should be neutered like the rest. I sure as hell don't want you spreading your genes around this world. Numbering stuff like that:

1. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

2. shows you can't be original, so you steal things like any other nigger-boy.

3. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

4. proves you should be lynched.

5. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

Good job shit, you win the super-neat-o Nigger of the Year award!

0nyx 2003-09-02 05:30 PM

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/0nyx/suddenfire.jpg

Titusfied 2003-09-02 05:32 PM

Oh my God...





Oh my God...





I'm actually fucking speechless !K_A!... That... was quite possibly the biggest waste of anyone's time if they actually decided to read it...

I know you have no skill at flaming, and your spam-a-thon posting habits may have inflicted a milky residue over your already blurred from too much computer interaction vision, but "Puh-lease"????? Holy shit, that was a new low, even for your skewed mentality.

I really can't even put into words how pathetic I want to make you feel, how pathetic you deserve to feel after that display... May God help us all if this continues.

Hades-Knight 2003-09-02 06:05 PM

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ZING!!!!

Heres Titus and his home boys

zagggon 2003-09-02 06:07 PM

i cant approve of all out racism but i will every once in a while get a laugh or two out of the NiGgEr jokes ;)

kaos 2003-09-02 07:03 PM

lol Titus and his homies are trying to think of flames for !K_A! as seen on that pic.

symnzXx 2003-09-02 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaos
lol Titus and his homies are trying to think of flames for !K_A! as seen on that pic.

ROFL.
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

DrowningOnAir 2003-09-02 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titusfied
2.) He has "!" before and after his name...

Agreed, something needs to be done about his damned "!" that is on its own line. Re-arrange the mods, somthing.

zagggon 2003-09-02 08:36 PM

oh thats some bad shit going down near that computer

Hades-Knight 2003-09-02 08:55 PM

Those nigs are problably planning on how to steal that comp and set it up at their place....thats why they have drawings

zeal311 2003-09-02 10:17 PM

u better hope chrome doesnt see this shit or he might eat you.

Grav 2003-09-03 04:37 AM

http://www.iownjoo.com/auctionimghos...urge/chart.jpg

RoboticSilence 2003-09-03 06:59 AM

I agree with Grav except my graph's line starts at the top and only drops halfway.


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