Relax....
 

Wow, there is nothing like a bag of Lays Masterpiece Barbeque with ruffles ranch dip and a can of pepsi while surfing Zel.


What do you guys like to do to relax?


EDIT: Plz dont say masturbating, thats common knowledge.

Masturbate.

Whoa, it only took one post, I excepted it to pop up after a few legit ones.

Well that sounded good except pepsi(only thing I like of pepsi, is the dew branch). I play CS, watch movies, beat the meat, eat, drink the dew, and sleep.

pizza cokes while playing d2lod and wc3 ft with some good hack and slash movies like barvehart and patriot and im fine ;)

Grab a book and read.
Talk a walk outside.
Phone people.

Practice my card magic.

Make GIFs. Squeeze playdoh.

Smoke weed and fuck girlz

No incest plz... but hey, I like to mountain bike, especially when you crash, you forget all your troubles.... and I guess focus on the pain :(

CRASHIGN IS THE SAME AS LOSING IN A DUEL OF WITS IN A BATTLE OF COMPOUNDED ATOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Slurpee = the best

or maybe running over a ditch going downhill

Hmmmm, this gets me thinking.

Ooh, zing.

I'm not entirely sure how to answer this question. I'm almost always in a constant state of physical relaxation. Considering I don't go rock climbing, or white water rafting...or extreme testicle shaving...or whatever the hell it is that those people on the Mountain Dew commercials are always doing.

Mental relaxation is a different story. If I want mental relaxation, I sleep. That's about all there is to it.

What if you dream about extreme testical shaving? WHAT THEN!?!?!

I suppose the world would simply collapse inward if that ever happened. I suggest you pray to God that tonight I don't dream of shaving another man's testicles while bungee jumping from a helicopter hovering over a giant vat of caramel pudding.

Or maybe I'll hire a hitman before you go to sleep...

oh plz its all to much!!!