Zelaron Google rampage!
 

Well, if you don't know how Google works in first place, it usually takes all keywords from a certain webpage and indexes them as keywords that can be searched for in their database.

So, if you have a page with the text "Someone was thinking school blows", you might as well search for "Someone blows" without the quotes and possibly come up with the same page.

The whole point with this thread is that Zelaron has (almost) all threads and forums indexed. Some pages with quite a bit of keywords can generate funny results. For instance, try searching for the following text on Google:

Bill Gates murdered a girl

The best way to find things like these would be to search for a keyword or two of your choice, then add Zelaron as an additional keyword to find only pages with the text on Zelaron. Then visit that very page, and see if you can build a sentence out of the words you find. Then if you search for it again, you might, with some luck, generate a pretty cool #1 ranking for Zelaron on the Google search.

So, get out there and keep looking for strange/good/funny keywords that give Zelaron a good ranking. Here are two examples of what things can turn out like:

Cheatlist sucks (3rd place)
How can I overclock gay porn? (1st place)

well, Earlier i searched kd clan to find a cs clan, but found the first result was a post on zelaron by yours truely :)

muuhahhahah, zelaron is on page 1 for pwnt too

inteasting... why not set up a bot?

pwnt lol.. i wonder how many sites thats on

"Sexx0r j00" - 8th

I searched "TacoX" and the 3rd one was a japanese website..

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So what did you search for..?

cool, im gona try this

Sweet Gsus (:P).

LOL http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=off&q=zagggon

no .1

Whoa I found an old thread.

http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...threadid=12660

That's not all they old.

I seached for my screen name and came up with zelaron! and that was about it, which is extremely depressing

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...=Google+Search

lol

that zagggon one was not that old either

holy crap, i gotta watch what i write on here now. damn google. this fourm is so impersonal

that is why its a forum........dumbass.

Eek! There are 409 results on Jizmo and not all of them are...appropriate. The first link that comes up is http://www.battle.net/war3/ladder/wa...CJIZMO%5BAA%5D which is a WC3 ladder game.. Zelaron comes in second