Ruben Is The New American Idol!
 

So, do you guys think that ruben shoulda won the american idol contest? who do you vote for?

I'd burn the studio down if I could get away with it.

who is this ruben?

Not that I followed it, but I'm glad Ruben won, Clay was such a fucking homo!

Ruben was the big fat black guy, and the only reason I would watch American Idol is for the shitty singers in the beginning of the season! They just crack me up.

I don't follow american idol

Clay sang better, but he talked like such a fag. Anyways, he shoulda won, cuz I hate people that can't speak more than a couple words at one time (Ruben)

what the hell is american idol

eh they both bad singers and deserve to burn. Also this Clay dood, where are his cookies!? hes an elf i swear he sits in his house and summons up sprinkled cookies for the kids around him. and Rueben "velvet teddy bear" wtf !? Rueben isnt that a sandwhich!? also the Velvet Teddy Bear ? ok hes a big black guy thats, for all you know could be a gang banger who pimps 100 girls and mollests children with michael jackson ,you, being that u have ultimate parenting skills, let your Children go over there and hug the fat black man... ok not that im raciest but where the hell are the KKK?? saving the day ... Hurray ? (woo i rhyme) k i swear american idol is for the gays so go have fun singing ur gay ass off infront of some bitchy british dood who forgot to pull the dildo out of his ass.

I hope they all get SARS and die.

Or we could put them on Northern Ice flows and let them perish.