A B C's for idiots
 

A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe!

LOL man u have some time on your hands ahhaha...

M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-In-Your-Eye

Ah bay say day eh eugh eff jay

I am too lazy to type out all of the french alphabet.

(I spelled them wierd so it shows how you pronounce them correctly)

For a moment i thought you were talking pig latin.

Day-Day said Baby-Dee snors and aint even aslEEp.

No! Really?!