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Penguins trip to...
Penguins trip to australia!
Umm Before i begin id like to direct your attention to this australian magazine... http://www.rotary.org/newsandinfo/re.../australia.jpg Now if you ZOOM in on the white lady, she is ACTULLY a vampire... I dont know how or why she is hugging that native person but im guessing she is thirsty... Anyway back on topic, I recently visited a country, if you can guess which one you get a cracker! here a hint http://www.anglicancommunion.org/vir.../australia.gif WRONG! its not russia but that was a good guess , Any penguin would of known that is australia! Now recently, penguin visited here with his friend monkey ((If you dont know, monkey is a giraffe (long story) )). Penguin was riding on top of monkey because a child had got sticky icky chewy candy in monkeys neck and monkey paniced and penguin *being smart* jumped on mr.giraffe and started pulling out the candy, only to get his plump fins stuck in the giraffes neck.. http://www.andersenpress.co.uk/sched...k%20colour.jpg Anyway, they are now in austraila, somhow penguin flew over the ocean while his flippers were stuck to monkeys neck. This is penguin before he started flying the ocean http://www.penguin.net.nz/faq/wings_s.jpg This is penguin WHILE flying http://www.pandaproducts.com/penguins/Images/795.gif. (He tends to wear pink shorts when he flys, i dont know why, i guess its a new habit of his. And this is penguin AFTER the long flighthttp://www.oneworld.net/penguin/images/tired_tiki.gif On a side not, THIS IS NOT A PENGUIN NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BELIVE! SHE WILL TRICK YOU AND TRY TO SEDUCE YOU AND! shes a succubus http://www.avweb.com/graphics/penguin.gif When monkey got there he was like http://www.louisvillezoo.org/imgs/giraffe.jpg: Penguin! Please try to get the candy off my neck! http://crowley.lrdc.pitt.edu/penguin.jpg IM TRYING! it HURTS MY FLIPPERS! http://mrl.nyu.edu/publications/reco...affe-modes.gif: Please hurry! IT HURTS http://www.justsocks.com/defeet/penguin-s.jpg IM TRYINNNGGG! *PECKS MONKEY ON HEAD* They then got in a LONG FIGHT! and it ended up with penguin hiding in a gopher hole and monkeys sticky neck stuck to a gopher who somehow got on his neck. http://www.sci.sdsu.edu/BFS/main/SMER/gopher.jpg Penguin flew OUT of the hole ALL THE WAY HOME! and left monkey to play with his new friend mr.gopher! http://www.gvid.cz/~pdadak/pic/fly_penguin.jpg And that was the story of penguin and monkeys trip to AUSTRALIA! |
lol thats was good you should publish child novels but sum of your storys would be too graphic lol:]
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Wow, u should try to get your works published...
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Thatd be coo to have it published in a kids book! i know youd all buy copys....
But id be sued 1000 times due to none of the pictures being mine *waddles* |
you could have someone you know do the pics seriously lol new child series penguin's trip around the world
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lol..that would be awesum :jump:
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publishing is expendive and i wouldent sell any, parents would be angered
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hmm penguin you know penguins cant fly right?
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errr zeronx you stole the penguin I use in my sig???
thats my drunk penguin:rant: so give him back!!! and find another :( lol |
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