The Bad Advice Game
 

The rules are easy. You present a problem, real or not, and the next poster gives bad advice on that problem. That poster presents a problem as well, and it goes on and on.

Problem: I have insomnia.

Solution: Well maybe you should get some Adderall and thake 2 pills an hour before your desired sleep time. Make sure you wash it down with Absinthe instead of water.

Problem: I hate my boss, and he hates me.

Solution: Kill yourself.

Problem: People who need everything repeated three times to remember are in abundance.

Solution: Gouge out your eyes and pour sulfuric acid into your ears. You won't notice those people anymore.

Problem: WW

Solution: Hax.

Problem: It's supposed to rain tonight, and the baseball game I'm supposed to attend with a bunch of people at work may be canceled. :(

Solution: Bring a baseball bat to work, and start swinging. No rain indoors and you can possibly hit balls.

Problem: My cat is on fire.

Solution: Invite friends, start a BBQ.

Problem: My boobs are too big.

Solution: Eat a lot more food until they look proportional to the rest of your body.

Problem: My penis is too big.

Solution: Slice it off!

Problem: Have to go out looking for a job, again, today.

Solution: Bring a friend with you, both wearing identical tuxedos and have him speak for you.

Problem: Quiting smoking.

Solution: Try pot

Problem: Birds keep attacking me when I'm walking down my street. (No joke)

take a shoot gun and shoot them

Jamer you are supposed to make a problem too...

Problem: jamer123

Solution: Slave Collar from Fallout 3. Problem: Sum Yung Guy.

I am assuming your problem is there is only one Sum Yung Guy. Solution: Clones, plenty of them, with the ability to impregnate women just by thinking about them.

Problem: Senesia

Solution: Throw your computer out the window and take back your Ak-47's from the military so that you may wipe out its existence in senesia's name.

Problem: Laziness

I thought they use M16 or M4? Do you have an AK-47 SYG?

Just a comment though, I don't have a solution for Laziness.

The problem continues to be Laziness.

Lower your standards. That way your laziness becomes normal.

My hair is frizzy today.

Solution: Cut it all off

Problem: Keyboard is broken

Solution: Use onscreen keyboard.

Problem: Silence.