Apple
 

Apple runs from the apple, apple's apples run:
Run apple and apple's apple:
I run my apple and all the apples runs apple.

I run you up inside my apple.

What the apple are you talking about???

Are you mocking me?

Stop Apple before it's too late.

Everyone go download Buttobi CPU.

Apple lulz.

Apple's planned obsolescence schemes are out to get us all.

damn liberals

Apples shall rule the world JAJAJAJAJAJJA

I've got an Ipod?

"Heathen scum! Burn in the seven rings of hell!!" and so on and so forth.

Any of you seen the MadTV iRack sketch?

Oh Chruser you are the apple of my apple!

By the way, Apple's don't run Apple, they run Macintosh.

Apple's are apples haven of apples

I like red delicious apples

My friends like to smoke weed out of apples

I recall using a potato for that once. Two liter bottles work much better though, as long as you have a knife, a straw and some tin foil (optional). Not that I do that kind of thing anymore.

Or you could just get a pipe? It's a lot healthier.

Blunts here.

I was just saying it's easier to use a pipe than make a contraption of your own each time.

But, yes, blunts are the way to go. On a good weekend day, I smoke maybe 5-6 blunts.

Yeah, I loved it when I finally got a pipe. Before that, I'd make them out of aluminum foil, which worked fine, but from what I've heard it's really unhealthy to smoke with an aluminum foil pipe.

It is really unhealthy. It increases your risk for Alzheimer's, pretty sure.