20 Questions
 

Put simply, "20 Questions" is a website that requires you to think of anything you want, from a basketball, to music, or why not "everything"? It will then ask you various questions you need to answer as honestly as you can, and eventually, it will try to guess what you were thinking about after 20 questions. It works remarkably well, so why don't you give it a try?

http://q.20q.net

By the way, I'm sure you'll find out why I put this in "Conspiracy" after you've played it a few times. ;)

Here's a recent log I got when it actually failed, although it's probably the funniest questions I've ever heard at times, considering I was thinking about "A girl":

1. Is it classified as? Animal
2. Does it lay eggs? No
3. Can it growl? No
4. Does it like to run? Yes
5. Is oil made from it? No
6. Is it heavy? Sometimes
7. Does it come in different colors? Yes
8. Does it have monetary value? Yes
9. Is it commonly used? Yes
10. Does it have hooves? No
11. Is it native to North America? Yes
12. Does it help one accomplish tasks? Yes
13. Does it have a long tail? No
14. Can you buy it at a store? No
15. Is it worth a lot of money? Yes
16. Is it something you can purchase? Sometimes
17. Does it eat fish? Yes
18. Can you use it with your friends? Yes
19. Do you use it at night? Yes
20. I guess that it is a supermodel? Close
21. Do you use it in your home? Yes
22. Can you buy it? Sometimes
23. Can it change size? Yes
24. Is it man made? Yes
25. Is it commonly domesticated? Yes
26. Is it an input device? Yes
27. Can it be used by a cowboy? Yes
28. Is it a chemical? No
29. I guess that it is a man? Close
30. I guess that it is an alaskan malamute? No


Questions 16-20 and 26 just cracked me up big time. And by whose definition is an Alaskan malamute "close" to a man? :T

Oh, and some of the facts it returned were pretty good, too:

"Things I didn't know

A girl is probably heavy
A girl does have monetary value
You do use a girl at night
A girl is an input device"

I did using my penis as an object. It guessed a muscle (body part)

Same here.

Is it hard? Sometimes

AHAHAHA

Is it furry? Yes

AHAHAHA

At least you're teaching the database something. My log is still teh~ best. ;)

It got a "keyboard" after 26 tries.

(Bolded questions are the funniest)

For penis:

29. I guess it a tongue? Close.
28. Can you lift it? Yes.
27. Is it straight? No.
26. Does it come in pairs? No.
25. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? Yes.
24. Is it comforting? No.
23. Is it brown? Yes.
22. Is it useful? Yes.
21. Can you play games with it? No.
20. I guess it a braid? No.
19. Does it burn? No.
18. Is it usually colorful? No.
17. Can you control it? Yes.
16. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
15. Can you get information by using it? No.
14. Is it something you can purchase? No.
13. Do you use it in your home? Yes.
12. Can you hold it? Yes.
11. Can it fit in an envelope? No.
10. Do you know any songs about it? No.
9. Can you smell it? No.
8. Is it man made? No.
7. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
6. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Yes.
5. Is it hard? No.
4. Does it have writing on it? No.
3. Can you play with it? Yes.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.

lmao

Wow it kicks ass! It got clock-radio after 26 tries

Haha, that game is crazy, it never guessed what I was thinking, but it always gave contradicting answers...

It's not really a "game", it's a database that gets updated with user feedback constantly, so it "learns" how people see different objects. Besides, it has over 13 years of knowledge in the database so far, so in a few more years, who knows how advanced it will be? :)

I have Chruser in mind.

29. I guess it Batman ? Close.
28. Is it very large? No.
27. Does it produce heat? No.
26. Is it used by the police? No.
25. Is it dangerous? Probably.
24. Is it a wild animal? No.
23. Can it growl? No.
22. Does it live in groups (gregarious)? No.
21. Can it run fast? Probably.
20. I guess it a neanderthal? No.
19. Does it swim? Yes.
18. Have you seen one in real life? No.
17. Does it perform? Doubtful.
16. Does it come in many varieties? No.
15. Is it comforting? No.
Does it help accomplish tasks? Unknown.
14. Is it useful? Probably.
Does it like to run? Unknown.
13. Do you know any songs about it? No.
12. Is it multicolored? No.
11. Do you use it at night? No.
10. Can it cheer you up? Probably.
9. Can you lift it? No.
8. Does it bring joy to people? Probably.
7. Is it considered valuable? Doubtful.
6. Can you play with it? Probably.
5. Does it stand on two legs? Yes.
4. Can you see it in a zoo? No.
3. Is it small? No.
2. Does it have claws? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.

I beat it, I was thinking of plasma, but I said "unknown" on a lot of the questions, and it guessed anti-matter once, but plasma is a stage if matter, so I dunno about that.

Thinking of penguin, it ended up guessing it.

28. Does it fly? No.
27. Is it a reptile? No.
26. Is it a mammal? No.
25. Does it lay eggs? Probably.
24. Is it ferocious? Yes.
23. Does it have feet? Yes.
22. Does it live in the forest? No.
21. Can it run fast? No.
20. I guess it a black bear? No.
19. Does it usually hunt for food at night? No.
Is it made in many different styles? Unknown.
18. Is it black? Yes.
17. Does it perform? Doubtful.
16. Does it come in many varieties? Yes.
15. Can it be tamed? Probably.
14. Does it eat fish? Yes.
13. Does it have claws? Yes.
12. Does it live above ground? Yes.
11. Is it a wild animal? Yes.
10. Is it dangerous? Yes.
9. Does it have teeth? Yes.
8. Is it brown? No.
Does it live in large populations? Unknown.
Does it live in salt-water? Unknown.
7. Can you see it in a zoo? Probably.
6. Does it have a long tail? No.
5. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
4. Does it live in water? Probably.
3. Can you buy it at a store? No.
2. Does it swim? Yes.
1. It is classified as Animal.

I just cracke dup with this one:


"A girl is an input device"


ahahha

It says you can't think of a certain person, it's not like it has a database with everyone in it.

I know, but Batman and Chruser are close enough.

Everyone knows who batman is.

Uncommon Knowledge about a penis

Can it fit in an envelope? I say Yes.
Is it awake at night? I say Yes.
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes.
Can you see it in a zoo? I say Yes.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Does it come from something larger? I say Yes.
Do you use it when it rains? I say Yes.
Can you sit on it? I say Yes.
Is it delicious? I say Yes.
Can you make money by selling it? I say Yes.
Does it have a title? I say Yes.
Is it formed from carbon? I say Yes.
Can you use it to hit something? I say Yes.
Is it used by a baby? I say Yes.
Does it taste good? I say Yes.
Is it slippery? I say Yes.

Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?

28. Does it come in many varieties? Probably.
27. Are there many different sorts of it? Probably.
26. Is it round? No.
25. Do you use it in public? No.
24. Is it made in many different styles? No.
23. Can it be easily moved? Yes.
22. Is it a common household object? No.
21. Can you put something into it? No.
20. I guess it a crush (in love)? No.
19. Can you find it in a church? Probably.
18. Is it flat? No.
17. Is it pleasurable? Yes.
16. Can you buy it at a store? No.
15. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
14. Do most people use this daily? Yes.
13. Is it smooth? Yes.
12. Do you use it at work? No.
11. Is it outside? No.
10. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
9. Can it be washed? Yes.
8. Can it be stolen? No.
7. Is it heavy? Yes.
6. Would you pay to use it? No.
5. Is it small? No.
4. Is it flexible? No.
3. Is it shiny? No.
2. Does it break if dropped? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

Lol can you eat of it?? :haha:

29. I guess that it is semen? Yes
28. Is it black and white? No
27. Would you use it in the dark? Yes
26. Does it keep your head from getting wet? No
25. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes
24. Can it be used for recreation? Yes
23. Does it live above ground? Yes
Can you bend it without breaking it? Unknown
22. Is it used in a kitchen? No
21. Could you send it in the mail? Yes
20. I guess that it is a cigarette? No
19. I guess that it is a diet coke (beverage)? No
18. Do you use it at night? Yes
17. Does it get really hot? No
16. Can it be placed on your head? Yes
15. Would you use it daily? Yes
14. Can it be used more than once? No
13. Does it come in different colors? No
12. Can you put something into it? No
11. Can it be washed? No
10. Is it hard? No
9. Does it play music? No
8. Is it smooth? Yes
7. Can you switch it on and off? No
6. Is it involved in movies? Yes
5. Can it make a sound? Sometimes
4. Is it made of multiple parts? Yes
3. Do you love it? Yes
2. Can you buy it at a store? Yes
1. Is it symmetrical? No
Is it classified as? Unknown

These questions were for sperm, but I guess semen is close enough...