Zelaron Recession is over
 

The upswing starts now. Activity will pick up somewhat for the next 2-3 weeks, and then will peak in about a month. And roughly 2-3 weeks after that will pick up again.

Because I'm back.

It's a combination and variation of things.

I have composed a very accurate model

LOL, that's fuckin hilarious.

My quantum mind is aiming for the universe possibilities with the most Zelaron activity as I gain interest again.

edit: lmao WKFF that is fucking great

Whoa! That's awesome! I think I'll start posting more too.

May as well, being that we're at war now.

We are? With who? Oh crap...

No really, what forum are we at war with?

You forgot the part were we all live.

There is another thread on it, at the moment.

Oh yeah?

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/recessionschmucession.jpg

You know something we don't know?

So wait, durring the time that the Line got cut off, did all existence disappear until years later?

Clearly Diablo 3 will be so awesome that ~20% of the world's population will die as a result.

Or it's the part were Obama actually does do something evil. >_>'

I wondered the same thing, actually.

KA has it all figured out. Diablo 3 will cause such a loss of productivity that the Gross Domestic Product of the world will retract 15%. The increased demand on electrical grids worldwide will cause black outs, which will result in riots. Over a billion will die, but then that's when the tornadoes hit ...with flu in them.

This is all lies.

Really? Damn, I was kinda lookin' forward to it.

Sounds like the most Logical thing I've heard.

Most logical thing from the mouth of Marvel comics.