voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
 

Well?

Definitely not.

I thought you loved me. :(

It depends... will the motel have an accessible internet connection?

Yes. What kind of socially retarded person do you take me for?

A gay one.

And you're an AIDS infested fagbot. Shut the hell up.

Not really my type

What if I got SRS?

I like OGP (original pussy)

I don't have AIDS! And I get Twenty times the pussy in one night than you get in a year. And I'm a virgin.

Yet I'd still be able to score pussy faster than you if I so chose to.

This is a true statement.

Then again, Skurai could probably get more dudes than you.

Prove it, faggot! :mad:

If he's got the twink look, yeah, he probably could. I have an awful track history with men.

What's "twink"?
*Looks it up*
Oh...
...
._.

Oh, you must be more of a bear then.

A little while after I turned 17 or so, I got pretty hairy. I like to think of myself as werewolf, more than a bear, since I'm not very big...

So then you're an otter. Some guys dig the skinny hairy geek look.

Why do I even care!?? I'm practically married!