roflmao!!!

Dude. Wonder how much fun he had!

u mean trying to find her pussy under all the saggy skin?

Good work Doofus, I'd hit it! That doesn't exactly say much, but nonetheless! ;)

You know there aint much that I would hit thats over 30 but this was a piece I had waited 23 YEARS to hit lol. And it was nice :p

if she's rich, single, hit it.

The legend grows indeed....

Good work, and on a side note: The Skins suck, Gibbs is already feeling the effects of being a head coach, and I hate your sig..

Eat it Philly boy :p We will see who wins the NFC east!

Nice. Are you planning to get married... Ever?

Why the fuck do you people care? Leave him alone.

Welcome to the intarweb. I'm just trying to make conversation / Rake up my post count.

Green Day sucks :)

By the way, when I spit, don't get hit by a stray.. because every random word I say can shatter your vertebrae..

Wow rhymes. Let's have tea.

I actually just made some Prince of Wales tea..

Go Polywhirl!

I was married once. It sucked. But lately I have been considering it as a possibility again. Kinda want kids....Maybe I will just adopt a 16 yr old Swedish girl :p

better make it two. Just to be safe. umm... i HIGHLY recommend you send them to my house first for a thorough inspection. You can expect a FULL report ;)

Ask Chris, you can adopt her...

Christine Haag