2009 Zelaron Fantasy Football?
 

Anyone down to play some Fantasy Football this year?

The draft is coming up shortly, and before we know it preseason will be here and it will be time to pick our teams.

But far ahead of schedule, would anyone be interested in playing again?

No dizzle.

I think we should have the draft the second week of Preseason as usual, or somewhere in that timeframe. Any BS injuries should all be out of the way. (My pay leagues are doing this as well).

C'mon guys.

Training Camps are starting all around the league within a week. Michael Vick has been reinstated. Today Giants' former receiver Plaxico Burress pled his case in front of the grand jury. Things are about to start taking off as the 'dead zone' ends here shortly. I cannot wait!

Training camps are certainly amongst us! I'm so fucking happy the Phillies have been able to fill the void over the last few years, and even today we traded for Cliff Lee and I'm super pumped! But I still am DIEING for FOOTBALL!!!

I think this may be the first time in a while we don't have enough people interested in fantasy football to be able to start our own league :(

We've NEVER had enough people interested. We may get 8 people to start a league but only 2 actually update their rosters. Lame as fuck.

Looks like the end of an era.

This is a damn sad day, indeed. I could pull some r-tards from the Jaguars.com forums.

This is the yearly thread where I'm supposed to say that football is gay and call you all fags, right?

Yes, but I recall you talking about your excitement for the football season coming up now that you can chill in the bars. So once you call any of us a fag and you end up at a bar during a football game, that automatically puts you in the dicksucking category.

Yeah but I still don't like football. I just enjoy watching drunk people at the bar. Football season naturally means more drunk people at the bar (since it's a sports bar).

I love drinking.

I love bars.

I love football.

It's an easy equation for success.

Well I feel you on the beers and bars part. Maybe football will grow on me, who knows? I'm at the bar enough that I'll probably get into it at least a bit. Point is I like beer and watching drunk people. Drunk people are HILARIOUS.

Agreed. One of my favorite things to do was to get high and watch drunk people interract with each other. Hilarity ensued.

Definitely.

When I was smoking pot, I loved to smoke a bowl and then go up to the bar for bar food. Oh man. Bar food is awesome enough already.

Bar > Everything.

So what's up with Vick? Think he'll ever get signed to anyone's team? I know Jacksonville has not shown any interest and they have said already that they do not want him.

Yeah, he'll get signed. Probably play in the UFL first, show case his talents, then come back by like week 8 as possibly a wild cat type QB or an injury/shitty performance replacement. I'd like to see him on the field again, he was fun to watch.