One setence story Pt. 2
 

The other one has came to an end so at bluecubes request I will start a new one so feel free to put in your part in this new story

(see the other story here http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...0&pagenumber=4)

Once upon a time there was a Young man named Tenga.

He was so stupid that he couldn't even fly.

Depressed about his self he wanted to die.

However, the TV told them that there IS a solution to all his problems - The Super Ultra Mega Hyper Power Gym set, which he prompty bought and used.

this made Tenga very pleased with how he was turning out.

He was always looking in the mirror watching his veins bulge because of the amount of strength he has gained, Many times he even thought he might erupt due to his strength.

so tenga sprung up nice and erect and told to himself"i must get on trillian because i think someone might need to talk to me" so as he walk to his computer.....

Tenga thought, "How can I use this power, perhaps to my own advantage?"

I could save people like superman, he thought.

After a while of thinking to himself he was still pondering the Idea of what his Super hero name would be, what his costume would consist of and he still wasn't sure what his super hero power was.

I still won't be able to defeat SilverSurfer,he thought.

Realizing only field marshall Rommel could strategize around this, he took out his cell phone and made a call.

"I would, perhaps have a chance if a great weapon like the Siko was in my possesion" he told the field marshall.

but then all of the sudden.

A minibus packed to the brim with radioactive brine shrimp and tofu monsters careened into an orphanage, causing an explosion so loud even Tenga could hear it from forty miles away!

so he jumped to his feet and yelled....

"Where are my pants!?!!?"

when he realized he left them at his mom's house on the floor by the bed.

So he ran home in a flash.

Upon reaching his mother's house, he discovered that she had been kidnapped by the same radioactive brine shrimp/tofu monster gang that destroyed the town's orphanage!

Awe strucken by the two horrible tragedies he began to cry, thinking of what he should do next.

"Oh God," he cried, "I'm awestruck by two horrible tragedies! What shoud I do next?"

Unable to calm this dilemma mentally he call up his girlfriend Taniku and asks her for some advice.

Taniku answers the phone, but when she realizes it's her boyfriend Tenga, instead of helping him through his predicament she proceeds to verbally abuse him for forgetting their anniversary!

"forget about our damn aniversary! things are more important right now" he screamed out

"I have to learn how to fly now" he said to Taniku.

She then replied in a soft gentle manner "Tenga I can't handle the stress, if your pathetic dreams are worth more then me Then.... I think we should see other people."

he looked at her and said"RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTT!

So he shrugged it all off and went on to more important matters.

Just then, the phone rang.

it was his physical fittness instructor."hello" he relpyed

Mr. Huge, the fitness instructor, proceeded to berate the poor defenseless Tenga for not being able to fly.

"You idiot! There's an attachment to your Super Ultra Mega Hyper Power Gym online at EBAY, for flying purposes!"

"But I didn't know!," poor Tenga cried, "for the love of GOD I didn't know!!!!"

Mr. Huge said calmly, "Whatever. Just order the damn thing, gain flight powers, and do whatever it takes to save that sweet sweet mom o' yours."

So he promptly registered ebay and, being the only bidder on a $1.50 attachment ( which happened to be a rubber band with logo on it ), got it in the mail 6 - 8 weeks later.

By this time, it had been so long since the kidnaping/orphanage attack incident that Tenga's mother had already been maliciously slain and buried in a shallow grave under a compost heap in Harlem!

But still, Tenga wanted to be a hero, so he dedicated himself to finally coming up with a Super Hero name worthy of a flying strong guy.

So, in honor of his martyred mother, he dubbed himself...

...MAMA'S BOY!

Alas, "Mama's Boy" had no way of knowing about local events / situations that would call for a superhero, as his cable bill was usually paid for by his mom.