How gay is to gay?
 

For those of you who aren't in the military, let me fill you in. I have had more guys grab my ass in the past 2 years then I have had women do it my entire life. The military is definitely somewhere that you become comfortable with your sexuality, to say the least. What is the limit, how gay is to gay? We all have Man Love Thursday, is calling no-homo after something sufficient when its Wednesday?

...if genetalia is exposed, it's probably too gay.

It's only gay if the balls touch according to the interwebs.

If Mantraporn is involved, it's probably too gay.

Do you fart glitter?

I crap rainbows and fart glitter. Am I a homersexual?

Don't ask, don't tell.

Is officially still in effect!

No, because giving a name for a day of the week that you are gay, and pretending the rest of the week you aren't gay just makes you a hypocrite.

BREAKING: Kazilla is spreading his homosexual agenda throughout the U.S. Military

ITS STILL NOT OK GRAV, DON'T SECRET TELL!

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When I post in this thread, it will officially be "too gay".

It's officially too retarded, not gay.

Same thing.




























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no, you're just as retarded as you are gay.

I'm on the honor role and just got done eating out my chick, if that means anything.

(it smells so icky down there...)

I hope you get an STD and die.

e? An STD?? Oh, you must've mistaken me for some Godless heathen, I'm sorry. I can't get one.

Rape.

Wishful thinking will get you nowhere, K_A. If you want something done, you'll have to do it yourself.

It would be nearly worth infecting myself just for the satisfaction of killing you. A little rape would probably make you a better person as well.

I'm calling your bluff.

K_A is STD-free. You should abide by his teachings. Then again, aren't all virgins?

Well, you can get an STD without having sex. Take syphilis, for example - in some cases, syphilis can be passed from the mother to the foetus during pregnancy.

oh shi-, next thing you'll be calling me a nerd

the ends don't justify the means.. and..

when you respond to a crack with "oh shi-", then yeah, probably.

Better than responding to a response by repeating the response!

But... aren't you?

Fun fact, they are called STIs now, STDs are so last year...

STD rolls off the tongue so much better...

you would know this.. :weird:

Speaking of things people would know, you hear about the Zodiac shift??

it was allready predicted in the zodiac .... no shift was needed

Meh, somethin' like that.

I genuinely thought you resided on an all male island where the inhabitants didn't age past 14. I'm pretty stunned.


As for the original question, it's pretty common around my area to accept that something is too gay if Barbara Walters doesn't give it an erection. I hope that helps.

That would explain why Zombie chicks turn me on. But, nope. Infact, I hadn't seen a 14 year old is years.

I can cut the sexual tension with a knife. Get a room you two.

Too old for your taste?

Yes, actually. Here, you take them.