There's this funny feeling in my pants...
 

There's a girl I like in my art class. Dare I say, I'm captivated. I've almost ignored all other girls I'd thought I'd liked, just to be around this one girl. She's cute, eccentric, and we get along real well. We both like the same things, and we hang out an awful lot. She's single, I'm single, we both like each other... So there's nothing really in the way, other than; I don't know what do say!
I know alot of you aren't exactly the master of human interaction, but I'm asking for help. Without getting drunk, fucking, or having her hate me for the rest of my life - how would you ask her out, if you were me? Thanks Zelaron. <333333333333333

now skurai dont get a boner now ... its a girl and btw if you want the best known way just ask her out to go some place

*Hands in a gun shaped, pointed at you* Bingo! That's right on the money, when I wanted. Thanks, Jammelsauce! Thank God that new Harry Potter movie came out. (Just have to hope Mrs. Priestess doesn't plan on going to the same theature as us, that night...)

Do whatever is fun for the moment because the repercussions are nearly non-existent. Your life is going to continue to change rapidly over the next few years at least, so you might as well enjoy the moments while you have them. There will be another girl after this one, and another one after that one. Have fun with them all, just not at the same time. Unless you can manage to get them to do that, but I never could.

If you want to date her, it's easy. Just save your allowance for a couple weeks and take her out somewhere, not some stupid fancy restaurant but somewhere you both would like, and if you can afford a movie that's an eassy first step. Towards the end of the night let her know that you like her more than a friend and that you think the two of you together would be great. chicks eat up shit when guys can be forward about it.

This.

Also, don't be that loser that tries to buy her affection. Paying for the date is fine but like D3v said, nothing fancy. No bitch is worth that at your age, just be a gentleman and be open about how you feel and you will succeed.

I think your teacher is off bounds skurai as she might already be betrothed.

But be sure that she likes you back versus just being nice.

This is at least half of the reason for being open with your feelings.

and if she rejects you and you still want her, just blow her off completely 100% don't talk to her for weeks and put all of your effort into her best friend. She'll want you after that.

:3
Thanks guys! I've got a four day weekend coming up, so this should go well. (Typing from PS3)

this is the best time of year to score a single chick. the holidays are for suckers.

Especially for her. Her home life is pretty bad, so we'll be hanging out alot. We're going to the movie this weekend. Hopefully I'm man enough to ask... :0

bitch, you better not bitch out. second guessing yourself makes you seem weak. just be a man and do it. you have absolutely nothing to lose as k_a said and everything to gain.

Jackpot.

Yeah, but you can make a total fool out of yourself if you don't pay attention to the hints she gives.

You're a horrible, horrible, person. But that's what I said, too.

I'm a realist. I call it as I see it.

I'm a pokerplayer, and I call your bluff.

true story. just ask to be around her alllllll the time and she'll get addicted to you. Just be careful, cuz you'll change your mind before hers after that. :) gl.

Oh, trust me. If there's one thing I know, it's how not to change my mind. Ask anyone here. I haven't changed my opinion on anything in at least a year.

<3 Last night went marvellously~ <3
It's easier than one would think... I don't know why I've had such trouble before.

We're going Skating this weekend... I've never skated before, but she said she'll teach me, and my balance is good, anyway.
She said she went to mall with our friend, Hannah, and she knows exactly what she's getting me for Christmas... I asked her what she wanted and she said "to spend Christmas with you".
~<3
I'm getting her a Nintendo DS and SoulSilver. She was really upset when she found out they made them, and she didn't have a DS to play. So this should be nice. Also, I'm thinking of getting her chocolates, since she loves them so much.

Lol, not trying to sound mean, but make sure she's worth it before you spend all your parents' money (or yours?). Love is fickle at times.

Hah.

Yeah, I know... I actually think she's paying for the skating, this weekend, so... but I see what you mean.

Came over to "study", quickly turned into us licking each other's faces and snuggling. Now a few rumors have started up, already... Not that either of us mind.

This thread makes me dry heave

Like the McDoyle family in Its Always Sunny

She licked your face? Perhaps instead of getting her a Nintendo DS you should throw a slab of salt out in her front yard. She obviously has a mineral deficiency.

Wallow, good to see you man. You were down in that mine for a fucking long time, my friend.

=.=
I like her deficiencies, thank you very much...

Yeah dude. I'm pretty sure my wanker got touched more than once when our flashlights went out.

Oh my god, it's a kitty!!!!

Suddenly you insist on getting on top of me and grabbing my nipples. I make a face that you seem to like, and take deep breaths when you squeeze too hard. I don't say anything, because I want you to do as you please. I grab hold of an ass cheek and pull you a bit closer. Soon you lean down and start biting my face. I can already feel my pants growing into shorts. By the time you get back up, I've already got both hands up your shirt. Both of us grabbign eachother's chest, repeatedly. My finger reaches into your bra and passes by your nipple and you start to shift your fingers a bit. Suddenly you dig your nails into my nipples, while I start to pull your bra down. My pants feel practically soaked with precum. Your shirt comes off and you pull me close for a kiss. After, it's back to the biting and nipple-stabbing. No matter how bad it hurt - and still hurts... I love you.

I think my brain just dry-heaved...

goddamn that is disturbing.

fucking b& and blasted please

If you think that's bad, let me tell you about yesterday...

do tell

I thought the Oedipus Complex only occurred in the phallic stage :confused: You're what, 13?

The what. o_o
I'm 17(18 in march), she's 16...

You brought this upon yourself:


I don't remember when this all started, but we find each other on your bed. The top bunk. You told me you're on your cycle, and that you stop getting so "playful" on your cycle. You start to rub my back, lifting my shirt up some, massaging me. Eventually we switch place, with my rubbing your back, while you lay down. You insist I undo your bra, so I can get all of it, without problems. I had no idea how to do it, until you told me. When all was said and done, you ask if I can go check the food that you had cooking, so I leave the room for just a minute. When I come back, you're off the bed and standing infront of me, telling me to shut the door, so I do. Suddenly you jump up on my, wraping your arms and legs around me. "Screw it, I'm horny..." you say flat out. I lean back on the door, grabbing hold of your ass as good as I can, trying not to drop you, while you start to dry hump me. Before I know it, we're back on the bed, with you on top of me, biting my nipples as hard as you can, my hands down your pants grabbing your ass raw. I couple of times, I could've sworn I accidently touched your pad. Again, we change places, me sucking your breast as hard as I can. I love how glad you sound when I suck on them. It seems like the best thing I can do for you, at the moment. You ask for me not to do it so hard, so I soften up. With a bit of hard biting and fast licking, I try and make it as good as I can. It started to taste raw, when you asked me to go to the other one. Somehow we both ended up on our sides, biting each others necks and faces, you rubbing my cock through my pants and me rubbing your leg, slowly moving up to your pussy. You make a quiet moan when I get there. After a while, it was back to the dry humping, from you. It felt so good, I thought we were both about to cum. We came to a abrupt stop when your mother started to call, saying she would be home soon...

Edit:
(later that night)
Skurai: Mom, I'm home...

Priestess: Welcome ba-...

Skurai: ...???

Priestess: *starring at my pants* is that... blood...?

Skurai: ....

Priestess: ....

Skurai: ....

Priestess: ...I thought she was Muslim...

Skurai: She's Catholic, now...

Priestess: ... alright.