The ugliest chick you would do.
 

How low would you go??
You must be sober!! (I'll post mine tomorrow)

I don't have a picture of your mom.

IMHO, there's a lot of bad a paper bag can make disappear.

Unless the lass is a whale. You need more than a paper bag then.

You need a truck.

A hefty harpoon and perhaps something to hoist her should do. Unless you're into necrophilia then I suppose hitting her with a truck first would be alright.

Already did her, won't go any lower, lol. She wasn't fat or anything, just not that attractive.

At least you have a standard now :P

w0rd.

That one chick I fucked recently, fuck.. I was stoned so I guess that's why. I felt so disgusting afterwards, like.. it was bad. I told her to go home, lol.

She was definitely the worst chick I have, and ever will sleep with.

I would love to watch her apply mascara.

D:
That better not be a real human face.

thats gotta be a guy.

Or a female Snorlax.

You're not talking about Tutti are you :)

The ugliest chick would be the one that requires you to wear a paper bag over your own head just in case hers falls off.

No, we got divorced, she's unfaithful.

:eek: That was quick.

Stfu WALLOW.

I really don't care. She had the boyfriend before we got married, while I was down at AIT training for the military, she was fucking around on the internet. Actually found herself another WoW Boyfriend, shes already living with him. So, its w/e I've got my girlfriend I'm happy.

that's absolutely hilarious. No offense, it sucks for you, but it's funny for the rest of us. The thought that a girl would leave her current guy for some other guy over WoW just makes me LoL.

The guy is like 27 years old, married and has kids. He has had about 9 girlfriends (over wow alone) since I've known him. One of the girls that had sent him nude pictures of herself got plastered all over the internet. It's a matter of time before he drops Megan. As far as I know he never had a girl dumb enough to go see him, so he will fuck her until he is bored, or the next girl comes along.

Internet P.I.M.P.

Internet Pimpin' ain't very hard, I'll tell you that right now.

Especially when you prey on naive little girls.

QFT.



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This thread is just depressing. WTF is wrong with you guys.

You haven't even seen my chick, yet, and you're asking that?

What chick. WTF are you talking about. My brain exploded. Fuck.

:eek:WHERE'S ALL THE FUCKING question MARKS!????????? :eek:

Wow Kazilla. I hate to hear that about her running off with some guy from WoW. That's just fucked up.

While I do feel bad for you, I'm pretty jealous.That is a brilliant story. I would totally rather being able to tell that for years to come than a spouse.

It is what it is, im the fool that never saw it coming. I didn't want to believe someone could do that to someone they were supposed to love. I suppose I was naive a little bit, I expected her to be a better person then who she was.

lol, this thread is funny

Oh shit. HERE COMES THE E-DRAMA, PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!

Filing the divorce paperwork when I get back from the field. The extra money is nice, but not worth having baggage(sp).

Orange juice is really sour.

Pulp makes oj gross.

This.

Speaking of OJ, whatever happened to him?