The Bad Advice Game
 

The rules are easy. You present a problem, real or not, and the next poster gives bad advice on that problem. That poster presents a problem as well, and it goes on and on.

Problem: I have insomnia.

Solution: Well maybe you should get some Adderall and thake 2 pills an hour before your desired sleep time. Make sure you wash it down with Absinthe instead of water.

Problem: I hate my boss, and he hates me.

Solution: Kill yourself.

Problem: People who need everything repeated three times to remember are in abundance.

Solution: Gouge out your eyes and pour sulfuric acid into your ears. You won't notice those people anymore.

Problem: WW

Solution: Hax.

Problem: It's supposed to rain tonight, and the baseball game I'm supposed to attend with a bunch of people at work may be canceled. :(

Solution: Bring a baseball bat to work, and start swinging. No rain indoors and you can possibly hit balls.

Problem: My cat is on fire.

Solution: Invite friends, start a BBQ.

Problem: My boobs are too big.

Solution: Eat a lot more food until they look proportional to the rest of your body.

Problem: My penis is too big.

Solution: Slice it off!

Problem: Have to go out looking for a job, again, today.

Solution: Bring a friend with you, both wearing identical tuxedos and have him speak for you.

Problem: Quiting smoking.

Solution: Try pot

Problem: Birds keep attacking me when I'm walking down my street. (No joke)

take a shoot gun and shoot them

Jamer you are supposed to make a problem too...

Problem: jamer123

Solution: Slave Collar from Fallout 3. Problem: Sum Yung Guy.

I am assuming your problem is there is only one Sum Yung Guy. Solution: Clones, plenty of them, with the ability to impregnate women just by thinking about them.

Problem: Senesia

Solution: Throw your computer out the window and take back your Ak-47's from the military so that you may wipe out its existence in senesia's name.

Problem: Laziness

I thought they use M16 or M4? Do you have an AK-47 SYG?

Just a comment though, I don't have a solution for Laziness.

The problem continues to be Laziness.

Lower your standards. That way your laziness becomes normal.

My hair is frizzy today.

Solution: Cut it all off

Problem: Keyboard is broken

Solution: Use onscreen keyboard.

Problem: Silence.

Solution: Create an explosion.

Problem: Hungry.

Solution: Eat?

Problem: I'm me.

Solution: Die

Problem: I'm cold.

Apply rubbing alcohol all over body and then light a match to yourself.

Problem: didn't get laid tonight :(

You're supposed to give BAD advice.

I cannot reply to the above post as it breaks the rules of the thread and WW is going to be angry with you Grav.

Look what you did! Now the chain is broken. There's a void...I can't respond to a problem o_O

Solution: Fixed the chain by making a something else a problem, ie, Wallow's post.

Problem: I'm not posting a problem either.

Solution: Go crawl into a hole and nibble on your skin.

Problem: Disney

Solution: Hunger strike until they change their atrocious ways.

Problem: Waking up at midnight after a half a night and day of sleep.

Solution: Watch porn.

Problem: I can't find my Zune. :(

3rd Chain Breaker!

Solution: Ban Skurai. (Wait, this is good advice, huh?)

Problem: Can't seem to get out of bed today.

Solution: Drink some coffee, if that doesn't work, try some stretches, or watch one of those screaming ghost videos.

Problem:I'm being tracked for posting spam. :(

Solution: Stop posting. Period.

Problem: I have no idea how to properly apply eyeshadow...

Solution: Paint your face black

Problem: Got up, but now what to eat, is my new dilemma.

Solution: Go stand out in the sun and absorb your nutrients as plants do.

Problem: I'm lonely.

Solution: You can always hang out with me. :D

Problem: I'm almost out of Nissen super meals.

Solution: Plug yourself so they stay in your body indefinitely.

Problem: I need a haircut soon.

Solution: Where a hat and go bald.

Problem: I've only got 3 hours and 32 minutes left on my cell phone.