There are meager surges
 

Such as Graviton surges or Surge Tankians.

Then there are the surges of fat ions.

Then there are dumb shits.

Oh wait. That's just the fat ions again.

Yea, except that was the lamest non-retortical (new word) retort I've ever heard. You're not clever in the slightest. At least the OP played off of our handles. You, on the other hand, just claimed that ions were dumb...

By the way, you know who would just love my surges? MidnightChorus. She would be insatiable for my hard, thrusting surges. In fact, I think it's fair to say once these fat ions enter her life she couldn't live without them.

Don't get in the way when these fat ions surge either. You might get shocked!

It's Serj, ass.

Puun

Haha, see how I used a double-u in the word pun. Kind of like a w. Like pwn.

OMG I made a pun out of the word pun and pwnt you hard in the face with it!! Lie back down before you get hurt.

Syg? O rly?

You're not punny.

OMG am I on a roll or what. That was the punnacle of originality when it comes to puns!

Your puny pud is perpetrates pugnacious penile putzing.

What?

OHHH you're getting confused between literary devices. I can understand how your minimalistic mind might make that mistake but that was alliteration. Or at least a mutilation of what could have been alliteration. Good game, and thanks for playing.

Lol. So funny that you would say something about her. First off, I just saw what a waste of thread this was and had to reply and secondly, if you can allude to yourself using "surges of fat ions" (which I do admit is a waste of an allusion,) so can I.

Way to randomly bring someone into the situation just because they have some connection to them. Should I bring your dad up because he's sodomized you since you were four? Didn't think so.

Have fun letting those fat ions surge all over your face, pumping out their hot, surging goo, cocksucker.

[blatant flame]

http://sk1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m4/2894819074

I wasn't trying to make an alliteration or even any lame ass puns, I was trying to make a worthless, unfunny joke as you have.

Yea, except everyone needs fat ions surging through their body. It's called PH balance.

Anyway, my alluding to someone connected to you was all true. She loves my surges. She couldn't live without them. Your allusion was just completely fabricated.

Good game nub.

My jokes are too funny for you.

And you have two fat ones in yah ass?

Correct.

If you're talking about fat ions, they are surging all over all of our asses. That's why when I surge I'm way greater than the surges of GravItons. Don't fuck with me nigga.

OH SNAP! He couldn't hang with using literary devices so he went back to changing up quotations. What a hoss!

If you guys are going to continue to flame, take it to the Flame Forum.

These aren't flames. Just repartee my good fellow. How do you like your fat ions surging?

I'd say that you have a larger accumulation of surges going up your ass on any given day.

Oh, it is just not proper to call someone fat like that!!

What is the point of this thread?

I like my fat ions to surge at speeds of over NINE THOUSAND

Dude. They're not ions, they're fat ions. Don't make ludicrous demands.

Ecstacy.

Ecstacy is one of my favorite drugs. Yum!

This is luke warm.

I told you this thread wasn't pointless! It will make your fat ions fire crazily!

Soooo Mjordan2nd, how's life been treating you? Last time you were on here you apparently couldn't reveal any more information about your personal life and had to disappear. But you still logged in with your other account the whole time WTF?

This thread has some seriously warped sexual innuendo in it.

In your endo.

Sure, why not.

Still trying out that at-home self colonoscopy check Grav?

I had never seen this thread before. Now I wish it had stayed that way. Thanks d3v.

Lies.