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Willkillforfood 2008-05-14 08:25 PM

Too Big or just enough?
 
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/410153/

It's a fox news airing talking about a woman going for the world's largest breast implants. Hopefully if it's good enough for the FCC it's good enough for WW :p.

-Spector- 2008-05-14 08:31 PM

Holy fuck, you could kill someone with those.

Coriander 2008-05-14 08:42 PM

Make for a good Headrest...and...other things..

KagomJack 2008-05-15 06:18 AM

Too big. Be happy with the boobs you get, unless you have milk duds. Then you probably might want a lovely bunch of coconuts instead.

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-15 06:44 PM

Those are some big jugs! Hope she doesn't have too many back problems.

Asamin 2008-05-15 08:05 PM

I bet she orders her bras custom made! Holy shit! Imagine even just trying to kiss her, let alone other things.

KagomJack 2008-05-16 06:18 AM

Oh yeah, I completely forgot about back issues.

Wallow 2008-05-16 01:34 PM

Those could be her ten pound lifts when she exercises flabby arms. It's better if she does that program in private though to avoid turning anybody on.

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-16 01:59 PM

Speaking of working out, how does she do pushups?

Kaneda 2008-05-16 03:03 PM

Wow, those aren't to bad actually. I'm sure her underboob looks like a minefield after all those surgeries. I wouldn't choose for a women to ever get boobs that big, but I wouldn't turn down a good motor boating.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 10:53 PM

This reminds me of stripperella for some reason...

KagomJack 2008-05-17 12:33 PM

Or just getting people to stare at her.

Wallow 2008-05-17 02:36 PM

Imagine when she's an old lady and still has boobs the size of balloons, not a pretty sight

KagomJack 2008-05-18 12:47 PM

And then a gust of wind will swoop down and she'll float away like Mary Poppins.

Sovereign 2008-05-18 12:52 PM

Gross.

Asamin 2008-05-18 03:27 PM

Ummmm...... There goes my lunch.

DaFrigginDoctah 2008-05-18 07:25 PM

I want to play with them.

Asamin 2008-05-18 07:27 PM

Great! Now I have to clean my dinner off my computer.

klo 2008-05-19 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaneda
Wow, those aren't to bad actually. I'm sure her underboob looks like a minefield after all those surgeries. I wouldn't choose for a women to ever get boobs that big, but I wouldn't turn down a good motor boating.


Have you ever had a fake boob motorboat? Doesn't feel nearly as good. After 1 surgery they feel like shit, and this bitch has had EIGHT! Thats rediculous.
doesn't remind me of stripperella at all....

Kaneda 2008-05-19 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klo
Have you ever had a fake boob motorboat? Doesn't feel nearly as good. After 1 surgery they feel like shit, and this bitch has had EIGHT! Thats rediculous.
doesn't remind me of stripperella at all....

Never even touched fake boobs. Ha.

Coffeedagger 2008-05-19 01:31 PM

I believe that is a little overkill...

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-19 01:39 PM

Klo motorboats girls with fake boobs? Recordings, please!

Wallow 2008-05-19 02:48 PM

Hmm, the overall awkwardness level on this thread has risen above normal readings. I must research this thoroughly

klo 2008-05-19 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wallow
Hmm, the overall awkwardness level on this thread has risen above normal readings. I must research this thoroughly

Get to work.
and yea, ive had fake and real boobs motor boat, im for real, fake if you actually need it. this lady just needed to lose some weight and she would have looked like she had bigger boobs.

KagomJack 2008-05-19 09:20 PM

What? That's hardly anything to be grossed out enough to lose your appetite over!

Vault Dweller 2008-05-20 12:19 AM

I'd be willing to touch them, not so much from a sexual arousal standpoint, but more from tactile curiosity.

KagomJack 2008-05-20 06:21 AM

Which would end in a sexual harrassment lawsuit.

Wallow 2008-05-20 01:24 PM

Not if the victim was asleep during this action...

klo 2008-05-20 01:45 PM

Unless there are pictures involved, then your fukd.

Vault Dweller 2008-05-21 02:19 AM

Wait. Who's taking pictures of my sleeping breast fondling pastime? Is it my stalker again?

KagomJack 2008-05-21 06:27 AM

Lemme put it this way, they always find out. I've had many sleep groping encounters.

skeptiskt 2008-06-18 01:10 PM

Frankly, I don't understand.

34FFF is not that big, actually, it's not a very unusual size. I have about the same, but they look a lot smaller (thanks God!). Perhaps the shape of the silicone make them look huge. Anyway, I wonder if she realizes how much backache she has to get used to.

Thanatos 2008-06-18 01:33 PM

34FFF is not that big? Do you live in a town with a bunch of enormous-breasted women?

talentedhamster 2008-06-18 07:02 PM

EW thats wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big. she can't go on airplanes, it will all explode. and she must have HORRIBLE back problems

Willkillforfood 2008-06-18 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatos (Post 641466)
34FFF is not that big? Do you live in a town with a bunch of enormous-breasted women?

She's apparently one of the enormous-breasted women. She said she has 34FFFs x_X.

talentedhamster 2008-06-19 10:27 AM

it also kinda looks like she has ass implants

Thanatos 2008-06-19 10:31 AM

That's ridiculous. I'd take a girl with average boobs over one with larger-than-life boobs anyday.

jamer123 2008-06-19 02:47 PM

th boobs inplants will not explode in a airplane mythbusters proved it wrong

Coriander 2008-06-19 03:42 PM

Mythbusters is a waste of money. Everything they test out they bust. Even they prove that it is possible, they say that it isn't because of the fact that it's dangerous. There job isn't to prove whether or not it's Dangerous, Just to prove whether or not it's possible. Anywho... Any more than you can fit in your mouth is a waste on boob size. Unless your using them for a pillow, then those would be perfect.

Willkillforfood 2008-06-19 07:48 PM

A bit more than mouth size is cool, depending on her frame :). I don't mind decent-sized tits, but this chick's is a bit too large imo.


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