The insane beginning to my work day
 

So as usual, I park my van 26 miles and 385 yards from the entrance to my work because of a full parking lot and no vacancy. I get my back pack with my school books in it and my lunch for the day, and begin walking the marathon to the door.

As I enter through the doorway of the plant, a rather plump lady pushes by me and gets to the phone saying, "Call 911! Call 911!" So as she's calling the police, I'm wondering what the fuck is going on? I walk a little bit farther into the plant to clock in when a girl runs up to me shaking and just wigging the fuck out and asks me "Do you go to church!? Do you go to church!?
I reply with "Yes, I go to church, why?" and she puts her arm around me and starts whispering in my ear saying "The devil is coming! He's here! The devil is here and he's coming to get me! PLEASE TAKE ME TO CHURCH PLEASE!" And she starts dragging me back outside and is like get in this car, PLEASE take me to church, just get in PLEASE!!

By this time I'm thinking what the fuck bitch. But kindly respond "Let me go clock in first and talk to my dad (he works 1st shift) okay? And she said okay but hurry. I go clock in and scramble upstairs as fast as possible and get into my office. I start telling the lady in my office about what happened and as I'm telling her the story, the girl walks in! So i'm like oh shit..
This time both of the plant managers are trying to get her to settle down, but she just kept mumbling and saying crazy shit about the devil and stuff like that, and then she saw me again and she ran over to me and started hugging me and wouldn't let me go. The mangers are like Come on! get in this office please! but she refused, and kept saying "No, I feel safer around him, I don't want to leave" And then she ended up sitting in the middle of my office floor as I ventured the internet.

Within about 3 minutes the police were here, and they were in my office trying to calm down this chick down. They get her out of my office but then she starts saying that she doesn't want to leave my side. They then try to close my door but she starts bashing into it with her body.. Finally they hauled her off downstairs and put her into the back of a cop car.

Thinking they had her in control, the police started walking back up to the plant to talk to the mangers, but somehow the girl managed to crawl out the window of the cop car. This time about 4 cops handcuffed her and her feet and threw her in the back and took her off to Madison Center.


....So there ya have it, this actually happened 2 days ago but since Zel has been down I wasn't able to post about it.

.Discuss

It happens

So, ever hear what the whole thing was about or was the chick just batshit insane?

whooooo, now THAT mustn't been a sight to see.......

wow u seriously had to park 26 miles from the entrance of work?? that is insane

Wow, that would just be a shitty way to start off your day.

Pretty sure that was an exaggeration.

funny story. Those cops must have been pissed to see her roaming around

Thanatos probably would have tried to fuck her. So yea, maybe this is a sign you're meant to work with crazy bitches, Spector. It's your sixth sense, insane speak etc.

Let's troll people in unrelated threads.

You should've stayed with her

He does that in at least 85% of his posts. Go to his profile and do a search for his posts and you'll see what I mean.

If you don't have anything insightful to the topic at hand, WillKill, keep your half-wit comments to yourself. Nobody cares but you. Half of your posts are ignored by the members here because you're so insignificant.

Dude, I'm pretty sure there are some cultures that would consider you two to be legally married now. Might want to consult a lawyer.

Dude, that is Zelaron.

Spector probably cluster fucked her with his co-workers.

or had an orgy, which ever comes first.

Update?

An update on what? The fate of the girl? To be honest, I doubt he'd be privy to that informationl

Well i'm not to sure what's happening to her, I watched my plant manager write up a pink slip for her on Friday but that doesn't always mean your fired...

I was also told she was Schizophrenic/Delusional and had stopped taking her medicine. She's also on probation for cooking up meth.

So.. Replacing medicines prescribed for Schizophrenia and/or being "Delusional" and replacing them with meth, or any other drug for that matter probobly isn't the BEST idea :-/

She's an employee? Ohhh! I thought it was just a random gal from off the street who ran in causing havoc.

Negatory.

Dude. I've been having just a bad of a day. I come in this morning to find out somebody used my computer over the weekend, which is fine. But I seem to have spyware on my computer now? And everything is locked (at work) so I can't try to fix the problem myself, my browser windows will just randomly disappear and I have these black DOS boxes popping up.

We've added 3 more centers this morning, along with the regular Monday rush of work from the Hospitals, so i've been crunching all day, (staying later tonight) and I've been working on these LONG ass reports all day verifying/registering and somebody al day has found it funny to take all of my printings and mix them up... So i've been been trying to fix my work put it all back in order and continue with my process.

Oh, and help desk had the day off? So the "IT" pro's aren't going to do anything about my computer so now for the rest of the week i'm going to be backed up on all of my work because I'm blocked from fixing anything myself. I'm so frustruated, damn i'm ready for friday.


Edit: Oh, and sports fucking sucked this weekend as well, making this morning even more shitty. the Jaguars got DOMINATED yesterday by fucking tennessee of all teams, I know things will turn around. Damn...

Jags sucked, Colts kicked ass. Just like it always is. =)

Someone ran through my dorm yelling "Jaguars suck" last night.

hahahaha.
fucking loony

Any new news spector?

Not since my last update, (yesterday) but I'll keep you informed.

you do that, we'll try not to kill each othe rwhile we wait.

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WHAT THE FUCK?

Alright.. update for all of you.

She came back to work today... I saw her and she waved at me, so to be nice I waved back. That was about 4 hours ago.

About 1 minute ago, she walked into my office and said "How Do I look" ?

I said Uh, fine? And then she continues to tell me "I just took my bra off"

So now i don't know what the fuck to say, and then she asked me "Are you taken?" And i told her, YES! I have a girlfriend, and her name is shelby."

So then theres this awkward silence for about 10 seconds (which felt like a half hour) and she finally says "So I just did all of that for nothing?" ...I don't know what the fuck she's talking about, so I just don't say anything, and then she says "should I just go dig my own grave back up?"

So confused and speechless, I just say no. When she heard that she then asked me one more question, "Should I go put my bra back on?" And I told her Yeah that would probobly be a good idea. And then she walked out...

What the FUCKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk?!?!

(And for those of you wondering, yes she had a shirt on the entire time)

Wow. Has dating changed the last few years while I wasn't looking?

LMAO. You have a crazy stalker lady. Score!

You should've told her you just took your banana sling off.

Just out of curiosity, what is Crazy Stalker Girl's occupational capacity at your organization?

Yeah i'm wondering the same thing.

Well, I work at a packaging company who packages car parts for GM, Ford and Chrysler. Her job before she flipped out was an "Auditor" which is basically going around and checking to make sure that the packers packed the parts correctly, making sure the lables for each box were correct and making sure the right parts are in the right bin to go on each semi-truck.

Now she is just a packer, and packs the parts into their boxes or wherever they have to go..

Lucky for me, I'm the IT Tech support (on 2nd shift unfortunately) So I basically chill out in my office until something goes wrong, and then I go fix the problem and come back and sit on the computer.

Would your girlfriend flip out if she found out about this?

If she does than she's crazier than the stalker girl. Well she probably will.. she's in highschool after all.

lol I told right when it happened actually, ( we were talking online ) and she didn't flip out that bad... I think she was worried about me getting raped more than anything

I don't see why she would flip out.. there's nothing you could have done.

Keep a tranq gun around.