The World is Flat!
 

I'm telling you it is, just look outside.

- Explain the need for time-zones in the flat-earth model

- Explain the horizon

- Explain the uniformity of the gravitational force

- Explain the homogeneity of atmospheric pressure

- Explain the circular shadow during a lunar eclipse

- Explain the pictures given to us by satellite -- if satellite's are not real give a viable alternative explanation for the functions they provide

Mjordan covered it all pretty well. Explain all of those things and I'll believe you.

Or, even just ONE of them.

You fell into his trap old man, how careless of you...

I fully well know that he's joking.

I suspect that Draco was joking in his anti-evolution rants as well.

Joke or not, these are still fun.

Draco obviously wasn't joking, Mjordan. He's a christian boy from Georgia.

Awww and here I was ready to help beat him down for ya...stop ownin' people before others get a chance geez.

Perhaps you're right. I just have a hard time comprehending how someone can believe what he claimed to. I guess my lack of comprehension of his ability for faith makes me think he's a troll.

If you'd lived in Georgia for a few months you'd understand like I do. It's like brainwashing there, and that's exactly what has happened with him. He follows after his father who deeply disagrees with evolution, and he's been brainwashed to do that.

Gravity is caused by invisible trolls holding everything to the ground. There are trillions of them.

Gravity - It's not only a good idea...

It's The Law™

And I'm the Sheriff

There is no such thing as evolution. He was clearly right, and HAWKING SUCKS!!111!!


( I expect MJ to do terrible things to me about 1 min after he reads this)

I have sat here staring at the screen for three minutes. I have rattled my brain for all the insults I can possibly think of. I was going to throw a long elaborate piece together, but I found that no matter how hard I rattled my brain there was nothing in there appropriate for what you just said -- nothing matched in hideousness, rancor and stupidity. Mostly I just can't match the stupidity. He's a cripple you insensitive twat. Go fuck yourself. I'm just going to leave it at that, cause quite honestly I'm dumbfounded right now.

I'm sure you are suffering a lot seeing as you know I was joking. If you didn't realize that... well ... perhaps you don't know me well enough lol.

I, also, was being facetious my gargantuan friend. If you did not sense that, perhaps it is you who does not know me well enough, and does not deserve that Yoda picture.

Nobody deserves a Yoda picture. Nobody.

Not even Chuck Norris.

Good point.

but I was conceived by medicloreans :(.

That's dumn. Medicloreans don't reproduce.

Yoda Deserves an avatar of Yoda -_^

There WOULD still be time-zones in a flat earth model because the sun would go around the "paper world" and everything would be night for a LONG ass time but the ground would glow 'cause the sun is under us then there wouldn't be a need for night lights. And tree's n shit would grow faster because the sun is directly under them so they get alot of solar energy to grow and Orthro stocks would rise because of the gardening consumer's demand for Weed-B-Gone.

Anakin was born without a father duh.

There would be no night and day. The reason we have night is because the world is rotating, and the sun light is blocked by the opposite side of the sphere. If the flat earth rotated, it would be day time all the time.

Assuming that the earth was stationary and the sun rotated around the earth would not cause us to need time zones either, because due to the great distance between the earth and the sun no matter where the sun was the light would hit us at practically the same angle, and we'd live under one time.

Oh yeah. Shit my bad.

Quite frankly, I believe anyone that posts this is completely daft. There are some things that can be proven of both flat earth and round earth theorists. However, in the study of PHYSICS there isn't a single thing that anyone can say to prove the earth is flat. The aforementioned time zones. Other sites claiming gravity is a figment of the imagination (so told it's completely inertia, whereby the apple theory with be invalid [though you would have to calculate it's potential energy in which the apple is stationary prior to falling versus inertial energy where the apple accelerates upon disconnection {call me crazy but inertia measures current velocity and not future velocity, right?}]) At any rate, if one can disprove the learning of physics (to Hawkings) I'll proudly change my opinion.

you mean dumb?

Okay, one more time...we've seen that the earth is round.

Ever play Duke Nukem 3d?
The world is not round.

That game was the shit.

Yay for the strippers on like the first level who flashed you.

Duke Nukem was a pretty leet game. I remember deathmatching and multiplayering on that with my friends on their LAN when I was like 10. That was the shit.