Apple
 

Apple runs from the apple, apple's apples run:
Run apple and apple's apple:
I run my apple and all the apples runs apple.

I run you up inside my apple.

What the apple are you talking about???

Are you mocking me?

Stop Apple before it's too late.

Everyone go download Buttobi CPU.

Apple lulz.

Apple's planned obsolescence schemes are out to get us all.

damn liberals

Apples shall rule the world JAJAJAJAJAJJA

I've got an Ipod?

"Heathen scum! Burn in the seven rings of hell!!" and so on and so forth.

Any of you seen the MadTV iRack sketch?

Oh Chruser you are the apple of my apple!

By the way, Apple's don't run Apple, they run Macintosh.

Apple's are apples haven of apples

I like red delicious apples

My friends like to smoke weed out of apples

I recall using a potato for that once. Two liter bottles work much better though, as long as you have a knife, a straw and some tin foil (optional). Not that I do that kind of thing anymore.

Or you could just get a pipe? It's a lot healthier.

Blunts here.

I was just saying it's easier to use a pipe than make a contraption of your own each time.

But, yes, blunts are the way to go. On a good weekend day, I smoke maybe 5-6 blunts.

Yeah, I loved it when I finally got a pipe. Before that, I'd make them out of aluminum foil, which worked fine, but from what I've heard it's really unhealthy to smoke with an aluminum foil pipe.

It is really unhealthy. It increases your risk for Alzheimer's, pretty sure.

I've also been told eating pot seeds lowers your sperm count. Not sure how much of either of those is true.

Here's a nifty thing about it that I found.

So pretty much, Aluminum has been shown to be in very high concentrations in people with Alzheimers, but it's not known whether or not it's the cause. Also, Aluminum doesn't put off any vapors or anything unless it's at the melting point, so most likely it's safe to use aluminum foil pipes. I'd say don't risk it though, and just get a real one.

Yeah I wouldn't risk it. Just shell out the $15-$20 to buy a glass pipe. They're much more healthier/convenient.

I'm sure whatever material you choose to smoke out of it probably won't harm you anymore than the drug itself. Just don't use plastic...

Marijuana isn't very harmful at all actually, asside from the fact that you're smoking it. It also has plenty of beneficial effects.

If you cook with it, it's virtually unharmful.

I'm confused o_O.


You know if you take some drain-o and Aluminum foil balls, put them into a 2 liter, shake it up, put on the cap, and get a safe distance away, it'll explode.

I used to do that all the time with my friends when we'd get baked. We'd fill up a few bottles with The Works(I think it works the same as drain-o, it has to have a certain kind of acid in it I think.) Then we'd make a bunch of aluminum foil balls and carry them with us, take the bottles around the neighborhood and make the bombs when we got to where we wanted to explode them. I did one once where I went in someone's yard and they had a driveway going to their garage. I went up to the garage and put a bomb like 1 foot from the door and when it blew it dented the fucking garage door. We came back the next day and saw it, it was crazy.

My friend did some once when I wasn't there, he put a couple bombs on someone's porch and when they exploded, the acid melted the peoples lawn chairs. It ended up in the newspaper(but he didn't get caught.)

I feel kinda bad for doing these things now, even though they were funny as shit back then.

Haha, man, great times. We made some mega-drain-o bombs back in our day with me and my buddies, we would take milk jugs and a few 2 liters, usually about 4-5 total, and took them to our local corner gas station and tossed them into this dumpster, tossed the lids on the 2liters, and the lid on the dumpster, and took off running, it was so funny 2 of them actually went off at the same time and popped the lids off somehow it was crazy, and the other 3 I suppose never went off because of the first blast.

How long before they explode after you shake them?

Depends on how much pressure needs to build before the container can't take anymore. For soda bottles, it takes a while, since they're pretty durable and the cap doesn't just pop off. I'm not really sure how well a milk jug would work, since even the screw on cap milk jugs aren't all that well sealed, at least not when compared to a soda bottle.

I'm trying this soon. The random things you can learn at Zelaron. lol.

Just don't let that shit explode on you. Wait until you're ready to set the bomb to put the aluminum foil balls in, and don't seal the lid until you're absolutely ready. You'll really get fucked up if it explodes on you.

It's really nice when you get a good bottle that doesn't explode easily. I had one take 2 minutes to actually explode once, and that fucker was LOUD.

Yeah, we used some quik-dry adhesive on the milkjugs, and we're the loudest definately, usually we fill about 1/4 of the 2 liter with rolled up tiny aluminium foiil balls, then just pour another 1/4 of draino..

Disclaimer: this is for education purposes only, doing this to your neighbor's mailbox could get you put in prison, *yes it is a federal offense*, or even worse, you could hurt yourself, or one of your friends, be cautious. Thanks!

Wow, that would be awesome. Fill a 20 oz bottle with drain-o and aluminum foil balls, stick it in someone's mailbox. I'd never thought of that, or else I might have tried it. I bet it would be cool.

I wonder what would happen if you did it in some kind of really thick bottle. Maybe a really thick glass wine bottle with the cork hammered in... the pressure needed to explode something like that must be enormous!

And might I ask, what is this "drain-o"?

It's toilet cleaner.

I suppose it's actually called, Drano.... but it is just a common Drain cleaner that you'd use in your kitchen to clean out your drains. http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/p...4_front200.jpg

I believe it's sodium hydroxide in Drain-o and The works that reacts with the aluminum foil. I don't know the exact chemistry behind it, but I'm fairly certain it's the soxium hydroxide.

Oh, that stuff. Well, not that stuff, but I know what it is.

Righto.

Any idea which chemical in it reacts with the aluminium? Just thinking, if you can get the chemical on its own, and heat it up before adding the aluminium balls, the reaction may be more violent and result in a bigger explosion.

EDIT: My my! !K_A! seems to be a psychic! :p

Ah, my bad. The-Works is toilet cleaner. Drano is for unclogging shit, I think.