Pick A Fictional Character To Deliver Your Pizza
 

Say you're hungry one night.

You order up a pizza and have it delivered.

If you could have any one fictional character deliver it to you, who would it be?

Jesus.

Anyone who grants wishes. Or Batman.

A beautiful, honest woman.

They don't even make those in fictional stories because it's to far fetched.

Alucard from Hellsing. I wanna fire one of his hand cannons.

If you killed Megaman, would you get all his powerups?

Mario or Luigi of course!

Donnie Darko.

And it'd probably kill you with recoil.

I'd like Goku from DBZ to deliver it ...and then subsequently purge the world of dumb people!

You gotta start with yourself.

Colonel Carter from Stargate.

Saw that one coming ...

Any Tokra for me would be cool, snce my fav one is dead,

Bastards

Ya know, now that I think about it, I can't think of any fictional stories involving a beautiful and honest woman...

Vincent Valentine.

Leon Kennedy.

MacGyver! Optimus Prime! There are too many...

I'll go with Murtagh...or Saphira. Oooo.

Duffman.

Dude, Duckman FTW.

No no. DUFFman.

From the Simpsons.

Yoda... or Vash.

Some slut that will give me a nice knobjob.

Yeah, that is pretty fictional.

Thrall, that would be cool shit.

Peter Griffin.

Master Chief


or Ms Electra

He'd kick down your door and kill your family.

Pfft. Go run Durnholde and see thrall's softer side.

You must be one of those people who thinks the alliance are the good guys.

What's great is that it doesn't take any great insight to figure it out. Look at the Horde-specific quests and the Alliance-specific quests, and you'll see that while the Alliance is busy with in-fighting, the horde is busy saving the world. Yet people still have this odd picture of the Alliance as the saviors of Azeroth and the Horde as mindless barbarians.

Pshh, much more alliance have defeated Dragons, Huge Eyes, Lichs, ogre dragon slayers, and so forth in the name of azeroth! ;). Admittedly I haven't leveled a horde though.

Horde is more fun to level than Alliance. :D

The alliance are the bad guys. Most people don't know this. Arguing against that just makes you look dumb.

This is the last person I'd want delivering my pizza. I'd die of starvation as we stared at each other for 3 weeks.

True in most cases except the Forsaken. Tauren are probably the most "good" race available in the World of Warcraft, which may simply stem from lack of backstory on them.

I change my pick. I want the bart from South Park to deliver my pizza

Likewise ... I choose Diablo himself. The pie will be extra warm!

Wetwired. I need a new computer :(.

"Good" and "bad" is all relative. The only good horde is a dead one. Prepare to die. Etc etc.

And true Volls, he'd have powered up for an hour to press your door bell =p.