Happy Birthday Chruser.
 

I got you a Swedish made penis enlarger. You just have to pick it up at the factory down the street from you.

I bought you a cane and some cabbage soup.

YOu'll need it in your old age.

Happy birthday

HAppy Birthday, I got you...nothing, not even a witty joke.

Happy birthday, loser.

21, what a great age. In America at least....

It's a great age everywhere!

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Happy Birthday Chruser! May it be filled with fun and Swedish things.

pros: birthdya
cons: neweg
other thots: roczz!!

happy birth day

i bought you a :Dummies guide to emo ass kicking" enjoy it XD

OMG! I missed Chruser's birthday! :(

*cuts self with Razr phone*

I got you a straight jacket, because I'm NonGayMan.

you can cut your self with a razor phone?

Its quite the trend.

Happy Birthday. :D

.....weird i never tried that on my emo days XD(1-2 years)

Maybe you should have.

Words of wisdom right here.

Thanks guys! I've been busy lately, hence my late response. I worked for 12 hours on my birthday, doing the main thing I'm interested in these days (painting). Is anyone up for a real-life Zelaron meeting on one of the next anniversaries?

We should all meet up in like... New York or something. I'd go.

No way, man. These guys are creepy as hell.

I'd be scared Kyeruu might show up in drag or something.

You're one to talk..

im not even 15 yet lmao

wow

Happy birthday...
I got you...um...a secretary.

I got you...um....a secretary.

I got you...um...a secretary.

I got you...um...a secretary.

does anyone have their own place yet who can host a zelaron get2gether?

You ruined the "I got you...um...a secretary" flow nigguh. Take this!

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Oh...I posted it twice.
Sorry. (._.') It took forever to show up, so I thought maybe I hadn't sent it.

Me and bewitched (my fiance) would deffintly meet you if I got a 4 day weekend or something and could go up there, or if you could just come down to west germany sometime. I'd also like to meet Lenny but england is pretty far, too far to drive.

Is it heck too far too drive! We've driven from England to Dover, (from where we are to Dover is about 400 miles) and then from Dover to the border of France in around about a day. Then again, my dad was going at about 120mph... he doesn't like waiting around. :p

I'd love to meet everyone some time.