Kaneda is a daddy now
 

He wanted me to let everyone know that as of earlier today, he is the dad of a baby girl.


If it's true, I congratulate him!

Congrats to him.

I guess you really can get anything at walmart.

Congrats for him. Tell him he should come and post it himself next time. Ass.

Awww, how sweet!

Congrats Kaneda!

What's her name?

OMG! Congrats dude :o

I LO9Led at that.

Congrats Kaneda!

Ha...the Walmart girl had her tubes tied. Atleast thats what she told me.

Thx guys. I tell you I was so nervous but when she finally went into labor it just turned to exictement. She's a beautiful girl named Austyn Faye. 7lbs 3ozs, 19 1/4 inches long. Has anyone here seen a birth before? MAN! That shit is INTENSE. Library times about to expire so I gotta make my trips short. Ttyl.

Don't you hav your own internet con?


Did you get to cut the umbilical cord?

Well, congrats man.

Hopefully you do the right thing and keep her 1st in your life, always.

I've seen births. It's intense, freaky, and stomach turning. But afterwards it's all "OMG! Baby! Kyooooot!"

did you proceed to convert the child to homosexuality, pervert?

But of course. Us fags are out to convert all the world's children, after all.

i hear ya brah

No I've got an internet connection just no computer. Such is the scorn of a women. No I didn't cut the cord cause it was wrapped around her neck when her head popped out. I don't think I would have anyways.

Cord wrapped around the neck is a very frightening experience.

I remember the first time I had an umbilical cord rapped around my neck ...those were the days. None of this pussy computer business back then. Yes, indeed.

Oneof the more erotic moments in your life I take it?

Erotic?!

Well... whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Hey, Kaneda, congragulations man. As for erotic...

Man fuck you and the walmart girl...i still think about that shit and want to kick your face in. Ass hole. Anyways, yea, austyn is great. and you knew how much she weighed on here...hmm? drunk the other time? Yea, the labor was intense, thank God for drugs :) :). You wouldnt have cut the cord even if it wasn't wrapped. But yea, that was like my BIGGEST fear throughout my whole pregnancy (besides her dad of course). lol. well hasta

LMAO.

I love this couple!

We're not a couple anymore...
Anyways this is about the baby...
Someone ban her ^

Think of the child you cold hearted bastard -.-

She'll turn out fine. It's better we seperated before the birth than have to go through some nast break up after 5 years of fighting anyways. Plus it's not like I'm abandoning her. I'm still going to be her dad.

Well that's good. Keep it real niqqa.

You would if it didn't sound bad. I think we should have her know you as uncle. :) yes, i think that would be best :) :) lmao

This thread makes America look bad

No, America makes America look bad.

*worse

Grats, Kaneda.

"Mommy, why do I look like Uncle Kaneda"
"Well....."

haha. she's already made it down to number three :(. it really does depress me....that she's so important to me, and he's like "yea, maybe when she starts doing stuff ill love her more". Sux that i got stuck with the dumb ass baby daddy, and not one that at least has their priorities straight. Reading this at your girlfriends house Kaneda? Don't tell her you cheated!!! ahhh fucker

I have not been following this much at all, nor have I read all the posts in this thread. Who is Klo, and why is she angry at Kaneda. And is she seriously angry, or being sarcastic?

My thoughts exactly. o.o

Klo is the mother... the one that he was bragging about cheating on a while back in a hilarious thread because she found it.

Rofl.

Shi'ite has hit the fan, motherfucker.

Notice my KA quote, and I'll find the link.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38665

Klo, out of sheer curiosity, how in the world did you manage to find that thread?