I'm mean to girls.
 

I just got done telling TalentedHamster a number of different ways to get pleasure from Alex's orgasm inducing penis. Enjoy.

Lol i hate u! thats really fucked up!

who's talentedhamster?

My name is Kaneda and I'm a big homo and posted in this thread because Sue is god and I saw he posted it in the wrong forum on accident.

Alex as in Kujo?

You are damn right.

kujo? Who?

Kujo Suited. Bobby's brother.

yep talented was not happy and i dont have the heart to tell my brother what Sue said. He will find out later and for some reason i know im going ot get yelled at haha

Yeah, it might have gone a little overboard last night with pestering her to blow him, or at least give him a hand job.

Apparently, we found out she loves 13 inch cock in the back of her throat though.

Yean and something came up about glory having a 13 inch cock?

lol. Way to go, glory! :P

Runs in the family.

Damn me and my little 8 incher.. :(

Um, what girl were you talking to?

Talentedhamster And my 13 inch Cock!

Eww that's gross.

So is gargling shortly after the cock leaves your mouth.

No, that's hot! That just means you have a skank! I finally got my girlfriend into letting me jack it all over her face. What a glorious sight that is! I can't help but laugh when I'm done everytime, still. :D

Hooray for totally unneccesary details of Craig's sex life!!

wow i feel like i was used in an unnessary sex game

Oh God... not with the gargling again.

Choker her with the other hand, Titusfied. You know you want to.

WOW Next he will take her to the donkey show!

Mississippi Steamboat!

no no no, the glazed jelly donut is where it is at. That or the snowplow, or to even better the situation the rodeo. For all of you who dont know the rodeo, as u enter your women behind, get a firm grip on her breasts and whisper in her ear, your sisters felt better. Then try and hold on for 8 seconds.

Rofl. "That was the best sex ever."

Wtf?

Donkey Show?
Mississipi Steamboat?
Glazed Jelly Donut?
Snowplow?

Rodeo I get... surely there are worse things to whisper than "Your sisters were better"?

Yah, like "I have AIDS".

I haven't gotten that one yet.. :(

Just everything else, right?

Duuuuh!

Herpes simplex 1 ftw!

Simplex sounds fancy. Congrats, Titus.

Go for the Gold! Golden shower i mean haha

Shower her with 50 lb. bars of gold :o

well on the subject that Sue started on, he is mean to girls. He told Talented tonight that she shaves her pubes, and sucked of her entire highschool, including my brothers 8 inch cock. He went to far, but was hilarious

I found me and talanted's song . its escape from IE

hahaha awesome

IE? Internet Explorer? If you are referring to Enrique Iglesias, then maybe you should say that because 99% of people probably have no idea what you are talking about.