So, what would you do with a million dollars?
 

As the title says: what would you do with a million dollars?

I'd do nothing at all :D

I'd buy the broncos then MURDER THEM WITH GAS!!!

I'd use it to bribe anime companies to license and release dvd's at my whim.

In reality, id probably just buy a bunch of useless shit and save the rest in a bank account.

Early retirement. Very early.

More time to post on zelaron?

Gods no. More time on WoW.

Actually, I wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home mom. If I'm financially set, then why not?

You would get bored in no time.

Nah. I'm easily entertained.

'Sides. Whattaya think Wow is for?

invest in the stock market.

Stick it in the bank for a decade or so, let all the interest accumulate, and then probably spend it on the latest technology.

Buy a car and pimp it out with like $50,000 worth of mods (rims, stereo, shit like that). Buy my own city then turn it into a giant city-sized greenhouse for bud, Buy a $50,000,000 mansion with it's own lake and small airport so I can go to different places and shit, ooh...and a pair of Gucci Air Force Ones...

Two chicks at the same time, man.

You read my mind...about the car I'd invest the rest tho.

i wuld buy zelaron and ban ban ban ban OH SHIT I BANNED MYSELF OH GOD REVERSE REVERSE ok back on track ban ban ban ww chruser grav

I donate to have the doctors fix the botched labotomy job they did on Mantra.

Pay off my house, buy a new boat/vehicle to pull it.

Invest.

You might be thinking you are at some third world country here. A million can probally just get you a air plane, so forget about air port or car or house. Oh, and good lucks spending tens of thousand of dollars just to keep your plane working every year.

Anyway, I would start up my own business on export and import.

Put it all in an anuity and only work when I feel like it.

Put it in a high-yield money market account that pays 0.5% per month with monthly compounding.

You're my fucking hero man! I was waiting for someone to say that.

i'd buy more money

i'd buy all mantra's money

I'd probably invest $250,000 of it in the stock market, put $500,000 in a high interest bank account, buy a nice car, and then just use the rest of it to pay bills and be my spending money. That way if I become a CPA, I can have very early retirement.

I'd start a sweatshop in Tiauana and eventually make enough money back to start a terrorist organization that would foil our anti-terrorist programs from the inside-out.

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i would give everyone i like on zelaron 10 dollars!! then i would bank alot of it then i would pimp MY ride bitches, then i would bank some more of it then spend alot of tech for my gaming lifestyle then i would prolly game all day long and invest some of it....but hey everyone that i like on zelaron would have 10 whole dollars...what would u guys buy w/ that?

Probably for some playboys.

Ahem. Maybe I'll donate all of my money to help lower the national debt?

Invest and retire.

There you go!

He spelled Tijuana wrong. If he's so racist, why would he want to go to Mexico?

Thanks for your contribution.

our welcome! kawaii!!!1

First: pay all my bills
Second: Throw the rest into the stock market, specifically stocks that pay high dividends.

yeah but stock is high risk, what if you lost it? but if i like u u would atleast still have the 10 from my million!! yay!

Not the stock I have in mind. I happen to be related to the CEO...

sure ya do...im related to bill gates but he doesnt love me so he only gave me 1 billion dollars, so i dont really care about ur measly 1 million. I just spent it on useless things like cheese and porn and now im broke so can i have that million neways? i will give you a dollar. how do u just happen to be related to a CEO? give me a dollar thats what should be goin on!!

That's illegal.

But if it gets you a lot of money... I'll set up a Paypal account just so you can send me blood money. :)

How am I related? Well, the CEO is my grandfather, my uncle is on the board of directors, and my dad is the executive vice president. I'm pretty confident in the stock.

That's pretty convenient for you to have people in high places. People to fall back on if some serious shit happens. Not being sarcastic either.