i'm like E.T.
 

im just phonin mah homies ^o^

Most worthless member candidate? Since kwhiii doesn't post much, I thought we'd give the title to somebody else.

Are you nominating yourself?

I second the motion.

Motion has been approved and recorded. Next topic of debate?

Did we used to serve refreshments before or after the reading of last weeks minutes?

hopefully before the minutes, they take to long ;)

ur mom serves refreshments lol

Refreshments are served anytime during the meeting, but only consists of water and coffee, and you are asked to keep quiet as you move to get said refreshments. Interruptions will not be tolerated. Offenders will be hog-tied in the nude and whipped until consciousness is lost/molested by a Mastiff. Their choice.

...Aah shit. I still gotta type up those minutes for that meeting on Tuesday. Aah shit! I have Jury Duty on Tuesday!

Shit shit shit!

I AM OFFENDED.

It is part of my duty, as the king or worthlessness, to not post much. I don't want to become too useful.

Damnit!

You tell them!

And you said you were perfect!

Lies! It's all lies! Every single relation ends in lies! I will never be happy in life! :cry:

LIES!

lol practically everything you say cracks me up lol!

That's because you're stupid.

Awww. Grav is still in a bad mood. :(

Maybe he has a different sense of humour to you. You might be more refined to the usual 'American' style, whereas sciencekid might like the 'British' style of humour...just plain weird humour.

Lenny. Shut up.



Please.

wow, is negative things all you can say around here? so far i have not heard a single positive thing come out of your fat bastard mouth other than "happy birthday" or something insignificant like that. just plain stop it. let go of your experiences as a kid or whatever led you to obtaining this crappy personality and revert back to the kind of person you should be: not a consistant and perpetual negative jerkoff. there, i said it.

he's always in a bad mood :rolleyes:

for example, the movie "monty python and the holy grail" was pretty hilarious to me, and correct me if im wrong but that's a british movie.

It was indeed. The Pythons were Oxbridge graduates, met up, and went on a rampage for a few years and infected us all with their British humour.

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Sorry Sov. :(

No flaming outside the flame forum, loser!

Shut your piehole Mini Kyuubi.

That's not flaming. He's just getting angry with you, as most people usually do.

i see. so you can say rude things to other ppl 99.99% of the time and i can't say anything about it eh? sounds like the mod is abusing his power

Go write a poem about it.

lol!

that made me laugh

I don't waste my talent on a turd like him

Shouldn't that be "on a turd like him"?

so i was typing fast... yes jessifer, it's supposed to say: "I don't waste my talent on a turd like him"

Wow, you just have to make everything about you don't you. It's all about Jess, ALL the time!

Mmm. Sarcasm.
 

Yes. Yes, it is.

Jessifer phone home.

It's her uterus. It must go.

I can't. I'm using up the phone line to be on the internet.

And someone seems to have a unhealthy fascination with my uterus, and it's not me for a change.

Jessifer needs Vonage!

Why say unhealthy? Say ...overly healthy.

Why say fascination? Say... obsession.

Uterus ...*licks lips*