Best Job?
 

Well? I say Street Pharmacists

Computer Guy.

If you work for the right type of company then you have the power in your hands. Without working computers they'll lose millions. Think of all the blackmailing oppurtinities too!

Tit feeler.

Best job? The only job I need is a blowjob...

Actor... i would love to be an actor even if pay wasnt average and i got all the media gayness

yeah gonna have to go with blowjob

Psh, pro athlete by far. You just play a sport and get paid millions of dollars.

i chose other cause people involved with mergers and acquistions get the most money around. They work on one job for months and recieve a heavy sum of money after one company buys the other out. They can get millions on big mergers

Professional masticator fo' sho.

Director. A director with unlimited money and no pressures from the studio.

Mm, video game tester.

pro athlete, you get paid to play a sport.

great starting job indeed, get your foot in the door and then onto the big bucks

acting by far pwndiddles... you are a part of a movie, now im talking about acting for Mission Impossible, Star Wars, those types... then you get ladies and monies too

sports come with backpain, nah, im too lazy for pain

You also get the people that annoy the hell out you, asking for autographs. Then you got the people that become obsessed with you and stock you eventually hurt/kill you. ya Actors are by far better...I still say drug dealer.

I could see being a drug dealer not working out to your liking alot of the time.

Explain.

You could goto jail, and then you will be someones bitch. Being a bitch is NOT a fun job.

Tell Bubba I said 'Hi'. ;)

She knows Bubba well.




forward slash you get fucked in the ass by bubba.

Bubba is my Pen Pal. He writes me letters of his exploits all the time! He would make a wonderful Erotic Novelist. :D

caRpenter.

so your not a bitch. You'll know how to fix things, and survive in hostile situations

I selected "Get paid to do nothing" and then I saw "Actor" as a choice :(

be jesus

Are you willing to die for everyones sins?

You get to come back to life a few days later and go up to paradise on a little fluffy cloud to rule at the side of your father.

The advantages far outweigh the main disadvantage of being dead.

Is it worth the insanity-inducing pain, though?

to think about all the sinning there is, thats one hell of a death

Moreso than back then, even.

It's only the once. And nowadays they'd give you some kind of injection, bullet to the head, electric shock, rope around the neck type thing.

It'll be very quick...and you only die the once.

Unless you're at the mercy of some batty religious zealots. In which case, you're screwed.

If I was dying for a religon, I wouldnt want those fierce christians to get their hands one me

did you know that when they would crucify ppl it would take hours apon hours to die? in each moment you would be out of your mind in pain. at least those "batty religious zealots" would break the legs of the crucifees so that they would die faster(because then you couldn't get up to breathe). but on the other hand if you really wanted to live, it would drag on a little longer then it normally would and be excruciating. then they could actually say "oi vey" and really mean it. lets just say that jesus had to endure one of the most painful deaths ever, am i right?

If you guys want to talk about Jesus, make a new thread.

Explosives engineer.

i retract my last job statement and now say porn star. Need i say more. The only disadvantage i see is the possible of std's and having sloppy 10000 instead of sloppy 2nds

We're discussing the pro's and con's of the JOB of Jesus. Which complies with the theme of this thread.

Jesus isn't a Job. You don't put "Jesus" under the field "Position:"

Jesus isn't a Job, but the Job Jesus did was to be the Christ. That is his Job. And we are, or at least were, discussing the Pro's and Con's of being a Christ based on the trials and tribulations of Jesus.

And if you can't work out where it'd be, it'd come under Other (plz state).

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