Official "What did you get?" Thread
 

It's Christmas... in my pants.

Come on, unwrap your present!!

Is anyone else looking expectantly at Mantra?

Yeah, I'll post my list tomorrow sometime. Dad told me I got something shiny from him.

Gasp! Not spamming no more!

Is anyone else SPAMMING? NO, JUST YOU. FANCY THAT, SPAMMER.

I'll mention things tomorrow as well.

I'll let you know tomorrow. For now, I learned that FedEx forgot to ship my iPod. They claimed that someone stole the entire shipment.

Yay.
List of things that I received.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Fight Club
Kingdom of Heaven
Soul Calibur III
a pair of jeans
A holder for my mp3 player (I have a habit of dropping it)
A cool Laser Projection thing called 'Fireball'
20 bucks

Heres my list so far:
Herpes
A cold
An infected knuckle

Merry Christmas!

I got a 4 wheeler

You really got herpes? Wow, merry christmas.

I got:

1 Scarf =/
1 Quicksilver Tshirt =/
1 Polo long sleeve shirt its pimp as hell but Looks a lil big =(
$20 giftcard to ebgames
$30 cash
$19.99 dollar watch

But I'm not bitching....as I wasn't expecting anything good anyway.

I got myself a laptop, since my family don't celebrate chrismas, damit. OH well, merry christmas to myself.

Snow tires
Banner of the Stars I
Banner of the Stars II

CHocolate
A 20 questions electronic ball thingymajig...
3D Noughts and Crosses
New earphones for my MP3 player
A new calendar. :)
Desk tidy
Lots of books
Money
Playing Cards

No socks surprisingly. And I asked for socks. I need socks. I am running out of socks yet no-one got me any socks. It's saddening. :(

i got a fingerprint scanner that lets me log into my computer using fingerprints


but here's the caveat: i use my penis

hahaha thats funny mantra- biometrics is fun

I got my christmas present and birthday present at the same time- a new car. I wont be getting anymore presents til im 22

THe rosetta stone english 1 and 2
The rosetta stone japanese

-A swivel toenail clipper (awesome)
-A swivel flashlight keychain
-A wallet with my own money in it (lol)
-A pre-paid cellphone
-Bed comforter set
-Wool gloves, socks, various nice clothing
-Two Theodore Dreiser books, bringing my total to 3 by him (interesting writer)
-A kickass wooden tennis racket
-A Burt's Bees kit (it's excellent lip balm and soap and stuff)
-"The ONION Presents: Embedded in America: Volume 16" (It's 300 pages of pure cynicism. The entire onion website from Oct 2003 to Nov 2004)

All in all it's a good haul!

Got the Tales of Genji; Wicked; Mirror, Mirror; Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister; Seasons 1 and 2 of Seinfeld; Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo (it's a PSX!); a Coca Cola box/lamp; a scrapbook; A check for $50

I got way more than I deserved this year:

$100 cash
$250 gift card to Kohls (big clothes store)
$100 Best Buy Gift Card
$100 Simon Gift card (It's pretty much like a credit card, can be used anywhere Visa is accepted)
Marvin Harrison jersey
Family Guy volume 3
Allman Brothers Greatest Hits
Norelco electric razor and shaving kit
A Feast for Crows by George R. R. Martin
Dragonquest VIII for PS2
A basketball and a football
20" Sony TV
Edit:thought of more - a kickass watch
Blank CDs
Logitech headset

I got ...
Batteries
A leatherbound travel journal
2 nice pens
A polar fleece face warmer
John Lennon - greatest hits
40 dollars in cash
25$ In khols cash
10$boarders cash
Leather suitcase tags
and one offical oral sex certificate from my girlfriend.. shhhh..
I may of gotten something else but it prolly was just like.. another pen or something.. dont remember.

EDIT: and a system of a down poster...

500 11.5g Clay Poker Chip Set, Card Shuffler, Dealer's Shoe
Star Wars Saga Edition Chess Set
$25 EB Games Gift Card
3 Shirts
CD/MP3 player
Decked out electric shaver(im really glad for this)
Shit load of candy
and more to come... oh and like $100 so far

$230 Cash.
Offical World Poker Tournament Texas Hold Em Set
Slippers with leds in the front (When pressure is on them in a dark place they light up kinda like flashlights)
Leather Gloves.
A Scarf.
Train Tickets to NY.
Pocketwatch (Set to New Mexico time <3)
Black Oxford Shirt.
Leather Jacket ($300 orig. On sale for 80 =D)
A Bottle Rocket :confused:
Chocolate Covered Cherries.
Hickory Farms Beef Assortment.

Lets see.... I was downtown bailing a friend out of jail from 3pm christmas eve until 2am christmas day... got a couple hours of sleep and got....

Socks
Car wash stuff
Boxers
A shirt
20 dollars my aunt and uncle forgot to give me from my birthday last month

Christmas gets worse every year. Funny how the best day of the year can turn into one of the most awkward and annoying days in like 2 years.

Yes but you make like $100000000000000000000000000 a month so you can buy your own gifts

1500 a month if im lucky.

I got 2 books, a clock, a GPS armband thing for running (calculates location, slope, speed, some other stuff). And 120 bucks from my aunt.

But we still love you penguin. That should be enough. <3

Late presents!

200$ check
50$ gift card to a bunch of food places.

Well I got my 4 wheeler a couple days ago, 20th I think, so my girlfriend baught me a PWNAGE! sled to pull behind. Sad part, all snow is melted none in future forcast=\

$200 is like...one paycheck for me. Ugh.

Anywhoz:

Teddy Bear
Diamond earrings (Came w/ the teddy bear. Gift from dad. :))
Cheap $1 female fingernail filer w/ scissors that looks like a swiss army knife, much to my dismay. Not even a knife on it.
Invader Zim Pillow Case
Invader Zim Dice (For my future car)
FFIX (Again...)
Red/White/Green striped toe socks (...Stripes. Eeh.)
India styled earrings
Bath salt
Bath confetti
And cheap fake silver earrings.

Yaay for Jess. More to come in the next couple of days.

Cheap stuff 4tw!

Wish I got cheap stuff :(

Yeah...I'm pretty sure I spent the most on my family this year. Nothing was under $10. Spent $50 on my dad, at least $40 on my sister, $30 on my brother, about $40 on my neice, $20 on my sis-in-law, and I bought all of Christmas dinner, which totalled over $60.

Not to mention a monthly $80 phone bill. Jess is broke, people.

An MP3 Player
A Poker set with clay chips and two decks of cards (Its really nice)
Sin City: Extended Edition
Coheed and Cambria: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth 3
Hot Hot Heat: Elevator
Lots of food
$20 at CD Plus
$20 at Second Cup
A cool lamp
A framed and matted thing of a picture with me eating lunch with the Queen, my invitation, the menu and the place card for me at the table. (Really nice, I might post a picture of it later in this thread)


And a bunch of other cool stuff, my parents really spoiled me this year. :)

Prostitution is only a corner away...

Especially with that pirate get-up...

addition to list...
$260 total
Wireless Game Cube Controller + Mem Card

Well, I was pretty happy with what I got,
TPS Intrigue
University of Michigan baseball hat, white M on a white Hat(possible the best hat ever made, a picture coming soon)
256 flash drive
$200 in cash
$150 at American Eagle
DvD-best of Will Ferrell
And a bunch of candy

addition to my gift
Got 100 dollars from my grandparents
Got 300 from aunts/uncles and cousins
and got Sin City, Saving Private Ryan, Mr and Mrs Smith and Tin Cup from my brother.

Sin City might be the best movie ever

Oh i got cash cause for spring break, im going to Canada to ski and drink at the bars.

I got a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate.

If you get on AIM I'll sex you up. While I've still got those nice chocolate alcohol things in me.

I got:

New hoodie
2 pairs of silk boxers
A hands-free headset for my cell phone
A new headset for my computer which is really sweet, noise cancelling, it sounds like surround sound, loads better than my last one
A fuckload of chocolate and other sweets
Money which I promptly spent on a new MUCH NEEDED video card and on some new RAM(doubled my current RAM)

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16820146423
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16814143032

Nikki got me a 60 day game card for WoW and a picture of her in a really nice frame which is sitting on my desk now.

The best news is, you'll never ever hear me bitching about my integrated graphics card anymore now that I got that sweet one. By the way if anyone was wondering why I got a PCI card, that's the only kind I can use. My computer has no AGP/PCI express or any of that stuff.