Is cereal soup?
 

Tonite I was eating a bowl of life and doing my homework, origanally I wanted some soup but I realized that we didnt have any. Right after I realized that we had no soup I got cereal, but soup was still on my mind.
I was looking at my reflection in the window and I was like. "Holy shit, Is cereal soup?"
I mean it is something that you eat thats in a liquid, that would change dramaticly how much soup people all over the world ate if cereal was soup, or is that just a known fact and I was just out of the loop?
Whats the verdict?

I say you stop thinking, it's bad for you.

Youre just angry beacuse you didnt realize that you eat soup for breakfast who the hell eats soup for breakfast? Seems like almost everyone to me.

You got me.

if i lick semen off the floor is that soup? no its gay

No but if you put it in a bowl with chicken and noodles it would be, but then again tomato soup is dosent have anything in it, so maybe licking semen off the floor is soup, but thats off topic.

soup Audio pronunciation of "soup" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sp)
n.

1. A liquid food prepared from meat, fish, or vegetable stock combined with various other ingredients and often containing solid pieces.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=soup

Well you could always add steak chunks to your frosted flakes.

Milk is not "Meat, fish, or vegetable stock".

Tomato soup is made with milk often.

Cereal is made out of plants right? Is wheat a vegtable? Oh shit.. I hope Im not making to much of a fool of myself, there is strawberrys and bannas in some cerials to peaches in some too.

Eating a bowl of life huh?


Kinda makes you want to take a step back and have a little perspective.

Yea I know life is the shit.

Vegetable STOCK. Not vegetables.

"The broth in which meat, fish, bones, or vegetables are simmered for a relatively long period, used as a base in preparing soup, gravy, or sauces."

According to dictionary.com.

So, a soup would have to have stock of some sort and other things in it to be considered soup. Cereal doesn't have any sort of stock in it.

lol so basically you just have to wait for the coco crispys to turn the milk nice and chocolatey.

So now witch soups by definition are not soups but are sold as soups?

None?

Chocolate+milk doesn't make a stock, you should reread the description. Chocolate doesn't fall under the "Meat, fish, or vegetable" categories.

Milk is cows puss so does that count like meat
?

Well first of all, milk doesn't just come from cows, and milk and puss are two completely different things. Milk is definately not puss. Milk is a substance produced by the mammory glands of ALL mammals that is very nourishing. Milk is not considered meat.

Ok, so cereal is not soup.
At least I learned that cereal is not spelled 'cerial'.

Also wheat is a grain. Err I think... But yeah KA is correct. Now, if you were to have your cereal in some nice chicken broth.... It would be soup.

No, no, no! It wouldn't be! Look on the box, it will say it's cereal. Making it still cereal, and not soup.

So if you put a chicken in a cereal box and sell it is it chicken or cereal?

How about oatmeal, is oatmeal soup?

You can't sell chicken in a cereal box.

Its the land of the free man. Well at least where I am.

Yes you can!

Just shred it up et voila! Sor'ed!

Chicken Jerky! Just add MILK!

What the fuck.

Oatmeal is only good in a cookie.

Beef jerky with milk? yikes... =/

But millk = liquid. Cereal = Solid pieces. I declare it soup!!!

Lets all "Ask Jeeves", shall we? He knows alll!

You're fucking wrong.

i base soup on the hot and cold scale. If u heat the milk then its soup i say

There are cold soups. Just because YOU base it on the "hot and cold scale" doesn't mean you are right.

lmfao ka.

Find something more interesting to argue about please.

Whats the difference between soup and stew?

Stew is normally thicker.