Inventions
 

Ok guys, what would u all want the most. Right now people are askin for tiny cell phones with camera, mp3, tv, radio, text msg, and online games. But if u could invent something that could benefit urself or others in anyway, what would u like the most?

A device that can turn me into god.

A deoderant that attracts women into having sex with you no matter where you are.

Seriously tho I'd like a a wireless handheld contraption that plays music/movies/games/tv/internet/emulators.


Even more seriously, I'd like some sunglasses with built in computer/internet on them and make them so you cant even tell the difference from normal glasses.

I want a chip implanted in your head that allows you to browse the internet.

I want a donut arm-launcher.

I was actually thinking of an invention during a range in Grafenwohr. It seems feasible enough, and I personally think it will be invented in the next thirty years. Remember I'm going for practical and creative here.

My invention is a pair of sunglasses. Of course they aren't just any sunglasses, they are meant to block UV rays better than any other sunglasses. For starters, the shading of the lenses is adjustable. That's not all, however. Have you ever looked in the direction of the sun and covered it with your finger? Well that's the idea behind these glasses. When you wear the glasses, wherever you look, there is a black spot covering where the sun is in your vision. The black spot is adjustable from nonexistent to twice the radius of the sun in your vision. The black spot could even be an image of a sun for cosmetic effect. This would create 99.99% glare reduction. I've given some thought to a few theoretical ways these glasses would work. For any of you that have ever fired toward or observed a point in the distance in the direction of an evening sun, the application of such a pair of sunglasses is instantly obvious. I know most of you don't see the sun much, not leaving the house and all...

Something that makes people able to fly like superman, something small and easy to handle/carry. Maybe a suit, not bigger than normal clothes.

Gnomish Mind Control Cap

i want admin access

I also want to get a device with which I can change peoples skin colour to whatever it is I'd like them to be.

i want to invent the uww... world wide web just isn't expanded enough for me now

Yeah, it's time we start getting aliens to use this shit.

Then we can h4x0rz their mothership!!

"so what did you do today?"
"oh nothin, just hacked into an alien mothership and flew it around for a bit.. was pretty cool."

FUCKIN SWEET

Be realistic, lol, it would be boring being God. I like the sunglasses blockin out the sun, the heldhand cpu sounds sweet too. I have to look into that theory sounds sweet. I was expectin u guys to say things like how about a robot at the drive thru at the local macdonalds or stuff u see on the jetsons. Not too far off of course, but a low quality version if u will.

Something that follows me around and sucks my dick at all times. It would have to be small enough to fit in my pants so I could do it anywhere.

But I already invented your little sister.

buhahaha

Anyhow,

A motivation sensing device. It works similarly to a lie detector except for a few changes. First, you don't have to hook it up to someone. It could be a little hand-held scanner, in a pair of glasses, etc. Secondly, it doesn't sense whether they're lying or not. It senses if they have malicious intentions in whatever they're doing or saying at any given time.

or

A baseball bat with built in gay-dar.

or

A food tree that grows food whenever you plant it, so nobody would ever have to go hungry again.

Most people phrase that was "Iwant to end world hunger" but you win Ms. USA!!!!!

My invention would be ... a self updating computer. Like that automatically gets new updates (i.e. new prossessors more ram new version of software) so that you don't have to spend a couple hundred every year just to be able to play the new games that come out

Just make sure you dont wear it yourself, dont want that thing going off 24/7 do you?

That's gay-dar. Not pimp-dar.

*sigh* Ya, I know it's pretty lame, but I couldn't come up with anything better.

yeah that bat would be beating the shit out of you right now

For starters, I want an optical interface implant so I can hook up to a computer and add a HUD to my vision or get the ultimate in game visual immersion.

Or they plant fruit trees.

I'm glad everyone got the deeply embedded barely visible joke in that statement.

Haha.

But yes, a personal flying machine would be pretty sweet, I must say.

i want laser tag guns, but with semen instead of lasers

I want to feel a female orgasm.

Oh shit, multiple too.

Guys can have multiple orgasms

.....in the span of a couple hours..... sigh

no, its possible for a guy to have multiple orgasms before he busts... just need to have trained yourself. i know i can

Yeah, you people need to read up on some tantric sex techniques. ;)

I want to be able to take screenshots, record sound and video with my mind, and then upload it to a computer or elsewhere.

Be able to recored thoughts and dreams and the like and play them back when you want to.

For realism, thats the best so far

Ever read the Ender's Game series? The guy was blind, so they implanted an mechanical nano-eyeball. It can record, and can interface to a computer and such like that. I'm sure another version of that same eye could have a wireless interface with computers, video game consoles(for the ultimate experience) and since it's processing and sending images to your eyes, it could of course modify those images(HUB), not to mention perfect vision. If people continue to deny research(i.e. stem cell) we will probably never have biomechanical devices like that, though.

Yeah just dont pet your cat while you have that eyeball installed in you...

ZZZZZAP!

Mmm... Everyone has malicious intentions. We just dont act on them. There is a little thing called common sense. Its kinda like how we dont have free will.

If you have malicious intentions in what you're doing or saying, then it means you're acting on them.