Arbiter
 

Here is a funny story for all of u, and shows how much halo is in my life. I was in my accounting class today and the teacher started to talk about arbiters. I had this smile on my face cause all i could think about was the game. Well, my teacher saw my face and asked why i was happy in this terrrible class. I told him that i was just in a good mood and that arbiters reminded me of something. He goes nad i quote, "You are one of those kids arent u? The ones that play that video game, uhmmmm called Halo i think. There is always one in every class." Just thought that would ammuse some fo u

Haha, you should get your professor to play.

that would be pretty funny

He could use his superior intelligence to devise super strategies for us.

That would imply that the professor is a better battlefield tactician than us, which I doubt.

Yeah, I'm starting to rethink wanting him to play. Tell him to shut up and play campaign mode alone.

Teehee. I'd laugh if gruesome told his prof to go play with himself.

i will tell him that with the dragoons highest respect

Tell him to eat me while you are at it since that is what I'd tell him.

And that his wife is a whore.

hahahaha ill remember this today when im in class. I will def call his wife a whore cause apparently she has cheated on him with some guy in the business department. and the funny thing is that he seems not to care

Tell him if he gives you and "A" you'll call her a whore to her face.

haha will do

Is your professor's name "A ripped beast" ?

hahahahaha i wish

ROFL.

Sue ftw!

Yeah... me FTW!

wwad
WHat would the arbiter do....
ripped beast was a nice person with a wife that is just a person who loves more then one person?!

So she's like the girls in the pics I sent to Sue?

yea most def ..... and u sent sue pics but not glory ... forshame!!!

Haha did he show them to you? If not, IM me.

yea he did and every pic he pointed out your package

Good to know. I'm the one holding the whipped cream. And FYI: the look on my face is because I'm drunk as fuck.

yea i kinda guessed ..... but he really liked your package

Well with a name like Sue...

ok u have me there ....

Sue! Get in here and defend yourself!

No need to defend... I actually did.

haha the look on his face was priceless. U should have seen my face though cause i fell out of my seat

Booze, boobies, and whipped cream. I can't think of a better combination.

That does sound like a pretty good one.

oh its almost everymans fantasy- know if he was the one licking the whip cream off, then he could have said that it was the best night of his life

Too bad I hate whipped cream. Although I'm sure I'd be able to make an exception to please a lady. I gotta see these pictures then.. Hatred!

Just tell me your email address.

PM reply sent. My identity must not be compromised!

Why do you think I like having an @zelaron email address?

yeah because if they expose you then you will have to assume a new identity and move to a different state. Because the witness protection agency can no longer assure your safety once you have been comprimised.

hahahahaha thats def the funniest thing i heard all day. Well maybe not. Actually me going to a substance abuse class then off to a party is kinda funny. When she goes hope u have a funb and safe night, im going to laugh and say see u tomorrow.