Attention Zelaron!
 

Shower, afk.

who will be joining you in this attempt to bathe yourself?

Be sure to wash behind your ears.

Mantra has just been alerted and is on his way to your house for some fun in the tub. dont forget to use a condom.

Why? Less sensation :(

"Don't forget to bring a Towel"
-Towely

More protection ~_~

But doesn't it say on the packs "Not Suitable for Anal Sex"? At least I think it does...

That was our Sex Ed...handing round a couple of boxes of condoms and reading the instructions...oh joy.

No, I supose that's only condom specific.

Most probably...

Betcha the ones they handed out were the cheapo variety.

How many of them 'disappeared'

The majority of them.

All the girls started playing with them and the ones they didn't blow up and pop they took home. They're all whores, the lot of them. Dirty, dirty whores.

Why the hell do you need protection in butt sechz? Seriously... SEMEN IN TEH BUTT OH NOES IM PREGNANT!

HIV infected fluids could still enter the bloodstream through a small cut inside the anus or on the penis.

And would you want friction whilst entering or a nice smooth sliding action?

I heard sometimes condoms arent enough... Isnt mantra an Astroglide man?

And last time I checked I havn't shoved any razors up my ass this month :(

And that's a bad thing?

You can get rips and tears just from having anal sex. You dont need to put anything sharp into you ass.

But you have to admit it would be a lot more funny if you did.

I'll rephrase it.

They're all whores. Dirty, fat, ugly, fat, stinking whores.

Some of the things they talk about...eugh!

God damnit Lenny. You got to get down w/ the crazy european sex. Your in a land of prudes that loves daisy chains, and voyuerism in parking lots!

You'd be temporarily put off if you heard these girls. I wouldn't be surprised if quite a few people in my form grow up to beomce celibates.

Exactly! I mean, for god's sake, haven't you ever seen Eurotrip??

Eurotrip?

Whazzat? I've never heard of it, let alone seen it.

A great movie. Basically a teen sex comedy, along the lines of American Pie and Roadtrip. It's just my favorite one of the type.

One of the greatest movies ever. I love when he screws the german chick in the Vatican. I laughed. Also Harriet the spy grew up and damn she is fine

Wow yes, eurotrip kicks ass. Set aside, when he checks his mail and the black guy says "Mail Mother Fucka!" is classic. Loooool

Back onto subject...

Mantra would be taking it in the ass... I might give him a reach-around if I'm feeling generous though.

what is it with u talking about anal sex and mantra..

It gives him pleasure.

Harlot!

Heathen!

Infidel!