Just wanted to point things out. NOT MEANING ANY HARM TO KAGOM_JACK! JUST MAKIN FUNNY
 

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John-Paul
Birthday: 10-28-87
Birthplace: Charlotte, North Carolina (blech)
Current Location: Rockford, Illinois
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American, Dutch, German, Scottish, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dress shoes
Your Weakness: Guys
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it to MFF '05 to see Tim
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kthxdie
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: 10:00 pm on school days
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing at the arcades
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!!!!!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: If I can't have both, neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I wish
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Mhmm
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, unless it's around strobing lights
Do you think you are Attractive: To some people I think I am
Are you a Health Freak: Not too much
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YAH!
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not this month
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes --Can you tease me, kagom jack?
Ever been Beaten up: Almost every day of second grade
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Besides the person I love in silence and happiness
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Actor/writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long's nice for toying LOLLL
Height: As long as they aren't midgets
Weight: Can't be anorexic and can't be obese
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Almost none
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: Fuck yeah
Favorite Movie: Donnie Darko
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many

CREATE YOUR OWN CONDOM! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE BLOWJOBS!
Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? None
Do you like cats? Yes
Do you like diet drinks? Yes
Do you believe in God? Yeah
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? Just a deist
Evolution or Creation? Evolution
What's your sexuality? Gay
What is most important to you? Love
Braces, retainers, or neither? Retainers :(
Do you know what a furry is? Yes
Are you, yourself, a furry? Yes
Do you like furries? Maybe
Are you high right now? No
Are you drunk right now? No
Does "flippity jibbity shing bang hang dang" make sense? No
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac Wanda Sykes WHAT THE FUCK?
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Robin Williams
Are you the anti-Christ? According to the blind priest, yes!
Are you God? I wish?
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? Woman
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? Indoor plumbing
Which is worse?
Beijing or Nanjing? Beijing?
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Equal
Hate or Lying? Hate
God or Satan? Satin!
Science or Mythology? Depends on what it's doing
Gay bashing or racism? Equal

I just thought this was funny.

It was taken from his myspace.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake
Birthday: 11/20
Birthplace: Worcester, MA
Current Location: N-boro, MA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots and K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatball
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is it so fucking early?
Your Best Physical Feature: Physique
Your Bedtime: 2am-ish
Your Most Missed Memory: No responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ick, neither
Do you Smoke: Extremely rarely.
Do you Swear: Yup
Do you Sing: In the car. Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: oh yah.
Do you want to go to College: currently doing so.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not unless it's the spins
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, though some would say I over-exercise
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yah
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes - see: college
In the past month have you Smoked: Cuban Cigars
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yah.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Either quietly in my sleep or in a blaze of glory. Nothing in between.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Run Fortune500 company
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: I've dated both, they're both nice.
Height: Preferably shorter than me, but not a requirement.
Weight: Healthy. No extremes.
Best Clothing Style: Preppy is pref, but anything will do. Depends on the person.
Number of Drugs I have taken: pot a couple times
Number of CDs I own: I'm not getting out of my fucking chair for that.
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: If he's guilty.
Favorite Movie: Matrix/Star Wars/Boondock Saints/Porn
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 42

CREATE YOUR OWN CONDOM! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE BLOWJOBS!
Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? Depends on my mood.
Do you like cats? Yes
Do you like diet drinks? No
Do you believe in God? No
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? Atheist(N/A)
Evolution or Creation? Evolution
What's your sexuality? Straight
What is most important to you? Trust
Braces, retainers, or neither? Ugh, neither.
Do you know what a furry is? Yes
Are you, yourself, a furry? No
Do you like furries? No
Are you high right now? No
Are you drunk right now? No
Does "flippity jibbity shing bang hang dang" make sense? No
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac Wanda Sykes? Neither
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Robin Williams
Are you the anti-Christ? You shall bow to me.
Are you God? According to some, in bed I am.
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? Non-existant. Though if I had to pick one, I would say god is a hermaphrodite.
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? Indoor
Which is worse?
Beijing or Nanjing? Dunno.
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Fundamentalists. Priests respect your opinion. Usually.
Hate or Lying? Lying. Hate is honest.
God or Satan? Neither exists.
Science or Mythology? Depends on what it's doing
Gay bashing or racism? The practitioners of both should be strung up by their entrails.

What I don't understand is why it says "CREATE YOUR OWN CONDOM! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE BLOWJOBS!" in the middle of the survey. Teh fukc!?

I don't understand anything in this thread, but I don't like it one bit.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jamal Knight
Birthday: 3-1-91
Birthplace: Houston, Tx.
Current Location: Houston, Tx.
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: God's son
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Jordan 18s (I think)
Your Weakness: I have none
Your Fears: I have none
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, olives and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Create a simplistic OS over the summer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: God fucking damn it fuck I fucking hate school.
Your Best Physical Feature: My oversized black-jesus hallowed dick
Your Bedtime: I have none
Your Most Missed Memory: Nothing I miss too much. Maybe being at a school that's not racist.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!!!!!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Not nearly as much as I used to.
Do you Sing: Do you fly?
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Dunno. Think so.
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I have before in small planes like Cessna 172s but not anymore.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ask your mom.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if it means school's out. Otherwise it means I can't play basketball and still have to go to school which sucks.
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a lot younger.
How do you want to Die: In a barrage of bullets fighting for something I believe in and going out as a martyr living on in history like Jesus, Martin Luther King and Dennis Rodman. But when I'm a lot older.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Basketball player, but something with computers would also work.
What country would you most like to Visit: Which place is considered to have the hottest women?
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, but I seem to like more blue-eyed girls.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long. Doesn't have to be too long, I just don't like short hair.
Height: As long as they aren't midgets
Weight: Not fat.
Best Clothing Style: As long as she doesn't dress like she's Ozzy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Marijuana, Cocaine when I was younger, but never again.
Number of CDs I own: 100000. I don't know, but a lot.
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: Yes
Favorite Movie: Return of the Jedi.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just a few.

Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? Not really a band, but 2pac.
Do you like cats? No.
Do you like diet drinks? No.
Do you believe in God? No.
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? N/A
Evolution or Creation? Evolution
What's your sexuality? I love women.
What is most important to you? First to always make sure that my family/friends are okay and healthy and second money.
Braces, retainers, or neither? Retainers for 10 minutes a day.
Do you know what a furry is? No
Are you, yourself, a furry? I don't think so.
Do you like furries? Doesn't sound like anything I'd like.
Are you high right now? No
Are you drunk right now? No
Does "flippity jibbity shing bang hang dang" make sense? A bastardization of "in the house"
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Jim Carrey
Are you the anti-Christ? No.
Are you God? The son of.
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? He's a mormon.
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? What?
Which is worse? What?
Beijing or Nanjing? Fuck if I care.
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Equal
Hate or Lying? What the fuck is the question? Whoever created this survey wasn't the brightest motherfucker.
God or Satan? See my response above.
Science or Mythology? See my response above.
Gay bashing or racism? Equal

I just thought this was funny.

It was taken from his myspace.

Haha, glad you found it humorous. As for the condoms and blowjobs thing, I edited the text to make it appear that way. It was because I was bored. I also created the second survey out of sheer boredom. I would've made it more coherent, but what'd be the point of that?

Too long. And since it has to do with Kagom, it's not worth reading.

Oh. Well . . .


I wish you would have made the questions a little clearer. :)

Maybe someday I'll go back, fix it up so they are clearer.

That's what I thought, but then people'd accuse me of just trying to take the light off m'self or that I just don't want people to talk about me.

I just clapped my hands, opened them and a dove came out. I thought that was fucking amazing.

I think I killed the dove when my hands clapped on it, though..

Ozzy!!!!!!!!!!

He said clapped, not bit...

But he killed it...

THE FUCKIN' BLIZZARD OF OZZ MUTHAFUCKA!

But yeah...Ozzy is biting, not clapping

Fucking stupidasses.

Your supposed to pay attention to the red parts.

GET IT?

HIS FAVORITE PIZZA
IS MEAT
LOVERS
HOLY FUCK THAT IS THE FUNNY PART.

We saw it, we're just choosing to ignore it. We know he's gay. Big whoop.

Finally, someone starts making actual sense on the whole subject.

My favorite pizza is meat lovers. Get off my nuts, bitch.

Only thing I hate on that is the ham. Take that off and its some pretty pwn pizza.

What kinds of meat is on this Meat lovers pizza?

Sausage, pepperoni, and ham.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 3-11-89
Birthplace: Prince George's County, Maryland (born at Air Force base a few miles out of DC)
Current Location: New Ulm, Minnesota
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: British, German, French, and a mix of almost every other European country
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers and Soccer Cleats
Your Weakness: Jello
Your Fears: Being placed somewhere where nothing is familiar
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to state on both my teams in soccer and get another girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to sleep (only on school days)
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: Normally around 1030, otherwise when I feel like it on weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: My SNES (Big bro took it to college)
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl, but otherwise Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Used to, rarely anymore
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: I sing, I am horrible, but I sing
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: I try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Somewhat, at least I'm not as ugly as zagggon
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: Dad at times, Mom never
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not this month
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes (of all things, candy from a grocery store. Ferrero Rocher are good)
Ever been Drunk: Plenty of times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Well, whenever I have been it was by good friends, and they were just playing around
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Accountant
What country would you most like to Visit: Equador
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Preferably brunette or dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long Hair
Height: Eh, not shorter than 5 feet
Weight: Average, on the skinnier side
Best Clothing Style: Not goth or grunge
Number of Drugs I have taken: Marijuana, quit though
Number of CDs I own: A few
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: Yep
Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many

CREATE YOUR OWN CONDOM! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE BLOWJOBS! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? Muse
Do you like cats? No
Do you like diet drinks? Eh, tastes like shit in a can, so hell no
Do you believe in God? Yeah
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? Lutheran
Evolution or Creation? Creation
What's your sexuality? Straight
What is most important to you? Friends
Braces, retainers, or neither? Had braces
Do you know what a furry is? Yes
Are you, yourself, a furry? Icky, No
Do you like furries? No, fuck no
Does "shing bang hang dang" make sense? No
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac? Wanda Sykes
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Robin Williams
Are you the anti-Christ? Well, my offering envelope number for church is 666, my number in soccer is 66, I hope I'm not the antichrist
Are you God? I wish
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? Male
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? Indoor plumbing
Which is worse?
Beijing or Nanjing? Beijing
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Equal
Hate or Lying? Hate
God or Satan? Satan
Science or Mythology? Science
Gay bashing or racism? Racism

I just thought this was funny.

It was taken from his myspace.