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Sovereign 2005-04-01 12:06 PM

Popes is dying?
 
I was just watching fox news, they say they are getting conflicting reports over weither or not hes dead. They say theres a good chance. All cnn.com says his heath has gotten very bad, and that his breathing is shallow.

D3V 2005-04-01 12:10 PM

It looks very bad for any fan of religion. I feel very sad that it may be the pope's time to go, I mean the poor man has had lots of trouble in his life. Lets see..


2002: Arthritis of the knee forced several appearances to be canceled.

1996: Inflamed appendix removed.

1994: Breaks leg in a fall, undergoes hip replacement surgery.

1993: Dislocates right shoulder in fall at the Vatican.

1992: Operation for benign tumor on colon.

1981: Shot in abdomen and hand by Turkish gunman in St. Peter's Square, later hospitalized again for infection linked to the wounds.

He has done a great job, and is a very smart man, he'll definately get the express pass to heaven.

undeadzombieguy 2005-04-01 12:23 PM

He loved little boys.

KagomJack 2005-04-01 01:31 PM

He did suffer needlessly. I'll give that he was a smart man and knew a lot about what he did. But everyone should know what I don't like about him. But yes, if anyone should go to heaven, he ought to, despite the fact at hand as to why I dislike him. Gotta admire the man.

Kaneda 2005-04-01 01:45 PM

He would have let that poor terri girl go on suffering until she died from whatever other causes.

KagomJack 2005-04-01 01:48 PM

Make that 2 things I don't like about him ~.~

Demosthenes 2005-04-01 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KagomJack
Make that 2 things I don't like about him ~.~

Personally, I would prefer to go on "suffering" rather than dying. But, yes. While I'm not a Catholic, or not even a fan of religion, I've heard many great things about the pope, and it's quite sad what's happening to him.

KagomJack 2005-04-01 01:57 PM

Actually...I have 3 problems with him...but bah. He was pretty cool...in a way...at times...bah

Hades-Knight 2005-04-01 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D3V
It looks very bad for any fan of religion. I feel very sad that it may be the pope's time to go, I mean the poor man has had lots of trouble in his life. Lets see..


2002: Arthritis of the knee forced several appearances to be canceled.

1996: Inflamed appendix removed.

1994: Breaks leg in a fall, undergoes hip replacement surgery.

1993: Dislocates right shoulder in fall at the Vatican.

1992: Operation for benign tumor on colon.

1981: Shot in abdomen and hand by Turkish gunman in St. Peter's Square, later hospitalized again for infection linked to the wounds.

He has done a great job, and is a very smart man, he'll definately get the express pass to heaven.

Not to mention all the times hes got shot lol

undeadzombieguy 2005-04-01 02:49 PM

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Lol, toot toot! pope comming through.

Sovereign 2005-04-01 03:15 PM

It's the pope mobile!

KagomJack 2005-04-01 03:17 PM

I call dibs on the popemobile!

Kuja`s #1 2005-04-01 04:03 PM

Dumbasses. I sure the hell ain't no Catholic, but I just want the guy to pass quickly. There's no hope now, and it be better just to let him pass peacefully.

Sovereign 2005-04-01 04:16 PM

Off of www.cnn.com

"Pope John Paul II's breathing is becoming shallow and several of his major organs -- including his kidneys and heart -- are growing weaker, the Vatican said today. "This evening or this night, Christ will open the doors to the Pope," said the vicar of Vatican City, in a rosary service at St. Peter's Square, where thousands of people were holding vigil."

KagomJack 2005-04-01 04:20 PM

Bah, good thing I didn't take that bet on him dying at 4 pm tomorrow ~.~

My mom's soooooo gonna force me to pray when he dies >.<

Demosthenes 2005-04-01 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KagomJack
Bah, good thing I didn't take that bet on him dying at 4 pm tomorrow ~.~

My mom's soooooo gonna force me to pray when he dies >.<

I'm not going to pray for him, since I don't pray, but I certainly do wish he goes in peace.

Sovereign 2005-04-01 04:57 PM

He will. HE went through septic shock, and one of the news stations said this causes a very painless death.

Kaneda 2005-04-01 05:34 PM

So whos in line for the next poping ceremony?

KagomJack 2005-04-01 06:04 PM

Dunno, but some of 'em are liberals by chuch standards.

D3V 2005-04-01 09:30 PM

I hope all of you fagets rot in hell.

KagomJack 2005-04-01 09:46 PM

And I hope all you breeders die from your children smothering you in your sleep.

Sovereign 2005-04-01 09:48 PM

Kagom, you owe your existance to breeders. Shhh.

IMagine if d3v became the next pope.

KagomJack 2005-04-01 09:51 PM

I know I do, Sovereign :( You're the smartest guy I know :(

If D3V became pope? I'd have to kill everyone.

Sovereign 2005-04-01 10:14 PM

Your sarcasm even sucks.

Wtf are you good for.

KagomJack 2005-04-01 10:20 PM

I was actually agreeing with you. No sarcasm involved :o

Slim 2005-04-01 10:28 PM

I've noticed something thoughout the past 10 posts you've said with the word "faggot" in them...you can't spell faggot.

Grav 2005-04-01 10:29 PM

To be honest.. I was thinking of going to an IHOP today but there aren't any around here.

ask_rabber 2005-04-01 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
To be honest.. I was thinking of going to an IHOP today but there aren't any around here.

Ass... now I have to go 200 miles to an IHOP. Die plz.

Kuja`s #1 2005-04-01 11:35 PM

"Poping ceremony?" Please...read "Angels and Demons." Kickass book that takes religion and makes it interesting to learn about.

D3V 2005-04-02 12:00 AM

I think the 7 years of Hell on Earth has seriously started. I think it started on Dec 26 during the Tsunami.

Raziel 2005-04-02 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by D3V
2002: Arthritis of the knee forced several appearances to be canceled.

1996: Inflamed appendix removed.

1994: Breaks leg in a fall, undergoes hip replacement surgery.

1993: Dislocates right shoulder in fall at the Vatican.

1992: Operation for benign tumor on colon.

1981: Shot in abdomen and hand by Turkish gunman in St. Peter's Square, later hospitalized again for infection linked to the wounds.

I had a sublime moment of unbridled glee imagining all of those things happening to you instead, D3V.


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Originally Posted by Hades-Knight
Not to mention all the times hes got shot lol

LOL ya tat's teh funn4y dood ROFL

Fucking retard.

Kuja`s #1 2005-04-02 04:24 AM

All the good people have to die and we're left with D3V. Makes you wonder if there is a God.

Demosthenes 2005-04-02 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by D3V
I think the 7 years of Hell on Earth has seriously started. I think it started on Dec 26 during the Tsunami.

If this is hell, I'm not too worried about what I do from now on. Hell is the place where the part-ay is at, yo!

Grav 2005-04-02 09:42 AM

The Pope is more extreme than 50 cent.

D3V 2005-04-02 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Raziel
I had a sublime moment of unbridled glee imagining all of those things happening to you instead, D3V.

I'm glad you can only get emotions by talking to characters as you know people over the internet, loser.

Grav 2005-04-02 11:03 AM

I'm glad you can only talk to people over the internet.

It's 1 o'clock. Shouldnt an 8th grader be putting you in a trash can right about now?

undeadzombieguy 2005-04-02 02:17 PM

Woohoo, he died.


~CLOSED~

Jamesadin 2005-04-02 02:52 PM

Its sad and all, but I just don't want to hear about it for the next three months. I can't take those brutal montages outlining his life, playing to the tune of "What a Wonderful World".

D3V 2005-04-02 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
I'm glad you can only talk to people over the internet.

It's 1 o'clock. Shouldnt an 8th grader be putting you in a trash can right about now?

Acutally I talk to people over ventrilo, the phone, and in reality. I come to Zelaron when I have nothing better to do, as of right now I'm suspended from WoW, so I come on here to make fun of your fatass.

Oh and btw it is now 5:45 shouldn't your rapist uncle be in your room by now, making you his jessica lunsford? You fat worthless bitch, go fetch me a cheesecake.

ask_rabber 2005-04-02 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by D3V
You fat worthless bitch, go fetch me a cheesecake.

The irony.


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