Homo-sexuality is the greatest
 

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I'm so glad our children are being taught this in schools! I hope lots of kids become queer so they don't have kids and don't spread on their genes to future generations. Kids are just a nuissence, anyways. Your family line's been going on for only a few thousand years; just stop it now, right, Spongebob?

No... Just, no.

Smoke weed everyday.

Only around 2% of the population is gay, so who cares?

I care. At lot of people care. What if you were the minority, and people had that mindset about helping you get the respect you deserve? I doubt you would appreciate it. And Zonalon, stop being an idiot. They're not trying to convert to homosexuality, they're trying to teach tolerance of homosexuality. Huge difference.

Oh, and I think its more than 2%.

No, Mantralord is right on this one. He's actually a gay (that's right, a gay) and he gets his gay-news-feed directly from the Gay Headquarters in Gayville, New Jersey.

*starts mopping up the pools of sarcasm so WetWired doesn't slip on them and accuse me of being a bigot again*

*Grabs the paper towels to help*


.... Wait, why New Jersey?

Because that's where the original strains of the G-Virus (read: Gay-Virus) were engineered by the Parasol Corporation.

Resident Evil references are awesome!

Oooh ooh and their main computer sounds like a little boy with a Russian accent!

kekekekeeke

In Soviet Russia, virus engineer you.

Man, what's with all the hate of gay people at this forums all of a sudden. Quit being a bigot, Raziel.

I think everyone should be in an interracial homo-sexual marriage because then there wouldn't be any more hate!

Don't forget polygamy!

Yes, fuck the people who make little boats and airplanes out of paper..

Thats origami

What's wrong with origami???

Who doesn't like origami???

Eh?? EH??

He he he...

I like orgies

I think it's really about 3-5% of the populace. I could be wrong...

Also, Zonalon, you're stupid. The sarcasm in your posts are evident and you need a good beating.

A beating, like, sexually?

It's no fun to beat such a dumbass sexually. I'm talking about beating him with a cat o' ninetails .

Actually, Maddox made a page specifically dedicated to Zonalon: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

Holy shit, I remember reading that one!

But only in America does cliche own you.

GRAV OWNS EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

I believe you mean he "pwnz" everything on Earth.

the fact is that it isnt normal to be gaylook about a few things:
1 it isnt normal because if it whas a man and a man could make a baby and not only a man and a whoman.
2 it is the law of nature that we must breed our race so it is the law of nature that a man does it with a girl.
3 if you see the nature you never see a female monkey do it with a female monky or a male monkey with a male monkey.
4 many people are against gays there are more people that are against gays than people that accept it.( religious people are against)(national socialist people are against)( black racists are against)(all kinds of racists are against) and most ''other'' people people that arent racist or religous are also against gays.

i think it is verry clearly that its not normal to be gay.

iam against gays becaus of one simple reason i wrote above:

it is the law of nature that we must breed our race so it is the law of nature that a man does it with a whomen.

If you are born with your emotions being stronger for the same-sex, rather than for the opposite sex, you can't be against them for solely that reason. If some random dude wants to plug other dudes asses, who cares? Let them be. Every single person on this Earth has a different "nature", their laws are set by themselves, not by what somebody else thinks they should live their life by.

If you actually did a little research before speaking you would learn that there are homosexual animals in the wild. It's not just a human thing.

From my understanding, homosexuality in the animal kingdom is about dominance. Human homosexuality is, for the most part, not the same.

You know, normally I'd try to give an educated rebuttal, but I have opted for the more fun response: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is your resident faggot, peace out breeder man.

There have been same sex "couples" in the wild, or so that's what discovery channel told me.

I love you.

Lol.

I love to be loved. =X

FUCK YOU ALL!!! All your shitty fucking "It's not normal" bullshit is just a cover-up reason to hate! You say it's not normal, yet you use condoms and birth control pills. It's not normal, yet you send you wife to get her tubes tied, or you get your nuts clipped. It's not normal, yet YOU FUCK YOUR WIFE IN HER ASS!!!! ANAL SEX WITH A MAN OR WOMAN IS THE SAME THING!!!! Have you ever noticed, that 9 times out of ten, especially today with the "emo" trend, you can't tell the difference between the back side of the average male and the average female? Slim waits, long legs, hair down a few inches past thier shoulders, a light fabric shirt, tight pants, Vans shoes, and then they turn around, AND ITS A DUDE!!! Or the broad-shouldered, short-cropped-hair lady in front of him!!! Using "It's not normal" is just your way of throwing a reason out there so people will leave you alone. Seriously, you need to mature. OHZ NoEZ, MAN SEX MAKES COOTIES!!!11!!ONEONE

EDIT: Woops, the FUCK YOU ALL!!! remark was to all the haters...

The rest of that post sort of made that obvious. :P

I love sucking cock.

fucking fag.

He's our favorite one

I wouldn't have him any other way. :D

I fucking love you guys. <3