What have you shamed of your own actions?
 

Well, you read the title.

It can be anywhere from Zelaron forums to IRL 5 years ago. Doesnt matter time periods or where or what.

I for example think i was so stupid when i was in fourth grade.

My teacher was explaining what the pledge of alliegence means in 'kids terms' ( you know, smaller words that mean the same)

He says " What do you think that means nick?" and i say " yo yo dog whats it doing yo"

Bah.. :grin: :grin:

Whats your experiences?

I didnt ask for your whiny ass crybaby opinon.

Please dont post it.

I don't understand the question... a time when we were ashamed of our actions?

Probably the time I burned down the church and crucified the priest on the rubble, then pissed on the Bible and sung songs about the anti-christ.

Or are you looking for a factual occurence?

Yes.

Im looking for times that people (you or anyone else) did that they look back on and say

" what an idiot i was "

Honest answer? Actually reading your entire first post.

What have you smoked of your own anus?

Well, about half a year ago I was playing basketball, and this guy on the other team was shooting free throws. Now, he had two shots, but I thought it was one and one, so he misses the first one, I rebound it, and take off halkway down court. I'm thinking to myself, "Why the fuck is everyone standing down there." That's when I realize everyone is laughing at me. It was okay, though, because I dropped a lot of points that game after that.

I wasn't really ashamed of this, I was just sort of embarassed.

I was dating a girl in my sophomore year of highschool. The two of us had been together for six or seven months, and we'd long-since gotten to the point of being physically involved with one-another.

So, one day, I'm walking into the cafeteria for lunch and I see my girlfriend standing with her back turned to the door, talking to her friends. I decide to be a jackass and walk up and grab her ass while she's got her back turned. So, I do, and I she lets out this horrified yelp. Then she turns around and I see it's not my fucking girlfriend. It's one of her best friends. My girlfriend was standing ten feet away and watched the whole thing.

The reason it happened was because, from the back, the two of them look nearly identical. Same color hair, same length, same body-type. On top of that, they were both wearing almost the exact same thing when they showed up at school that day.

I just felt like a major dumbass because my girlfriend was actually standing right in plain view when I did it, and she just thought it was fucking hysterical. She kept recounting how fucking hilarious it was to watch me trying to be stealthy and devious about it while she stood there not ten feet away and watched the whole thing.

Where is she now?

No idea. She moved away later that year and came back briefly a few summers ago. We broke up before she moved though, so it's not like I actually found out where she went.

Dame raziel that is some funny shit.

I'm all laughing right before i go to school >.<

Ze good tiems ay brothair?

Wow, I love you Raziel.

My ex-girlfriend wouldn't have been laughing at all. She woulda been like, "Do you love her!? HMM?"

Yeah, I was pretty stoked that she was cool with it. She was capable of being a fire-breathing horror a lot of the time (hence the reason we broke up), however that particular instance struck her as unbelievably hysterical for some reason.

Shit, she better have been cool with it. It was an honest mistake.

I'm a genius, I don't do shit that embarasses me. At least not that I can think of at the moment. Of course, a lot of shit I do would embarass others, but I sorta became immune to them.

Well, except that one time you quit your admin position because I hurt your feelings.

.......Ahahahahahaha

Heh, that was pretty funny.

Dont you have the christain moral lover girlfriend that wont cecks with you till you're married? ( No offense whatsoever)

Dame..

Hence the word "ex-girlfriend."

:) didnt see that


My mistake.

How did that embarass me?

Showed that you're a giant walking smelly vagina.

Because being the forum's token homo is so much more refined...

Well, an anus is more evolutionally refined than a vagina...I mean, all organisms have to shit, right?

Better than being the forum idiot who takes more abuse than a minority in a NYC police station basement. And keeps coming back for more.

I certainly hope you were referring to D3V with that comment.

I don't believe D3V has posted in this thread, Raziel.

I said "referring to," not "addressing."

So? He replied to your post.

About all of them in general. You know who.

"So?" So, obviously you don't understand the difference between the terms "referring to" and "addressing". Take some remedial english classes, numb-shaft.


Ah, yes. I see, I see. It's quite bovious now that you've clarified things.

Bovious is to bovious as bovious is to bovious.

I concur.,

Wow, you've got me completely nailed head on! I sure will take your advice on these classes. Sounds interesting!

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Yes, I now know that you can be a complete jackass at times.

'Scuse me, sugartush? You're the one who chose to interject the smarty-boy remarks. I'm just responding as per usual.

The other half of the battle is a neverending war I am waging with the evil spawns of satan's hellfire in the physical form of black, charred popkorn kernals. They won't die...