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Shining Knights 2004-12-18 09:52 PM

Girls--What to do With Them?
 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Mantralord 2004-12-18 10:13 PM

You gotta turn gay.

-Spector- 2004-12-18 10:14 PM

Shinto your so hawt :)

Acer 2004-12-18 10:39 PM

Yeah, I have never loved any girl in my life so I wouldn't date. I met this one girl who stole my heart and I risked so much to be with her. We were so happy and I practically lived with her. Things were fine no fights, well all the sudden she got extremely stressed and got scared and ended it out of no where. Now she is pushing me away and getting upset that I can't just back off. I still live with her practically till I get my move to Florida settled. I am going to miss her... I am hoping over time and stuff we can work things out.

Mantralord 2004-12-18 10:51 PM

Hello Mr. Dustin, you're hawt.

Shining Knights 2004-12-18 11:01 PM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Grav 2004-12-19 12:37 AM

Threads like this make me laugh. Thanks.

khwiii 2004-12-19 07:39 AM

Welcome to the rest of your life. It doesn't get any easier. Even when you find the "one" it is still a daily struggle. She just HAS to be worth it.

Dr. Geekstar 2004-12-19 08:04 AM

She looks pretty, maybe she's your true love... (wahahahaha... true love... aahahhaa...haha... ha... ???)
Go for it, goodluck

Sovereign 2004-12-19 08:14 AM

Get a haircut.

Thanatos 2004-12-19 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign
Get a haircut.

I can't tell which one is the girl. :(

-Spector- 2004-12-19 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatos
I can't tell which one is the girl. :(

It's the one with Shinto's penis in her mouth!

Shining Knights 2004-12-19 11:24 AM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Dr. Geekstar 2004-12-19 01:14 PM

In a way, you look like my mom when she was younger...

Penny_Bags 2004-12-19 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinto Katana
lol, i get more pussy than you can watch in porn. Don't believe me, ask Bob. I r teh pimp. I pick up chicks in the mall ALL the time, and a LOT of women think im teh sexy. But sure, be that kind of guy who just masturbates in his room to gay porn.

Good for you, you validate your existence by how much "pussy" you can get, right after you bitch about your life with girls, because oh my Lord! you can't find "true love" or
the one", or something cliche and worthless like that. Maybe you should spend less time thinking about slitting your wrists to a glorious "emo" soundtrack and find a way to get some fucking testosterone and man it up. If you hate life so much because of these girls, maybe you should just spend more quality time with yourself. Yes that's it, you can sit in your room masturbating to pictures of your trite self, or maybe just in front of the mirror, because apparently you are "really hot and get all teh pussay!" It's not narcissistic at all, in fact... it's a perfect plan.

And about your first post, Jesus Christ you disgust me. Get the fuck off this "Self Discovery" trip. There is no such fucking thing, semantically it just doesn't make sense to "learn things about yourself". Furthermore, quit being a fucking pussy. "Oh no, I'm in an abusive relationship with a 5'4 100 lb girl (who's only a 5 or 6) that doesn't hurt me physically at all... but she takes a huge toll on my emotions. Yes, my fucking emotions." I hate you, I'm pissed.

Shining Knights 2004-12-19 04:42 PM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Shining Knights 2004-12-19 05:01 PM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Hades-Knight 2004-12-19 05:27 PM

I'd hit it.


The guy, I mean.

Thanatos 2004-12-19 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinto Katana
lol, i get more pussy than you can watch in porn. Don't believe me, ask Bob. I r teh pimp. I pick up chicks in the mall ALL the time, and a LOT of women think im teh sexy. But sure, be that kind of guy who just masturbates in his room to gay porn.

You don't fucking know me, prick. Who the fuck are you to assume what I do in my life? You get more pussy than I do yet you say "u r teh pimp," sure you do, you fuckin nerd. I wasn't a D2 mod. The only thing I do on the internet is visit this site and various NBA/Indiana Pacers forums. I like the reference to gay porn, though. :rolleyes: Who the fuck would bring that up unless he has homosexual tendencies?

Shining Knights 2004-12-19 08:38 PM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Sovereign 2004-12-19 09:11 PM

Flame forum. Give it some activity.

Acer 2004-12-19 09:14 PM

I rather care for something and give my life meaning than "man up" and let my dick head have the brains.

D3V 2004-12-19 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinto Katana
lol, i get more pussy than you can watch in porn. Don't believe me, ask Bob. I r teh pimp. I pick up chicks in the mall ALL the time, and a LOT of women think im teh sexy. But sure, be that kind of guy who just masturbates in his room to gay porn.

Bragging on a forum doesn't go far...sheesh

kaos 2004-12-19 09:56 PM

Hmm...best bet I think is to get genital herpes...It helps alot with breaking up if your that type a guy who breaks up right after having ... SEX!!!

Grav 2004-12-20 05:09 AM

Why is this in the WoW forum? Moved.

Thanatos 2004-12-20 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinto Katana
Chill while you're ahead. Bash me, and I'll bash you right back fatty.

Once again, you assume shit. I'm 5'11" and 160, thank you very much. Seriously, try to "bash" me and see what it gets you, emo faggot.

Slim 2004-12-20 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinto Katana
Chill while you're ahead. Bash me, and I'll bash you right back fatty.

Just stop making an ass of yourself.

Grav 2004-12-20 01:16 PM

Whenever I think of ass, pre


Oh god no. :(

Mantralord 2004-12-20 01:27 PM

Genital herpes rocks! I have it and I like popping the little pustules and drinking the yummy goodness inside.

Lenny 2004-12-20 02:36 PM

Well, without girls, we'd be lost.

domolordy 2004-12-20 02:41 PM

Lenny, shut the fuck up.

Thanatos 2004-12-20 04:05 PM

Domolordy, shut the fuck up.

Mantralord 2004-12-20 04:21 PM

Thanatos, open the abstinence down.

!King_Amazon! 2004-12-20 04:24 PM

Mantralord,

Sovereign 2004-12-20 04:27 PM

!King_Ama

Penny_Bags 2004-12-20 05:25 PM

I'm pretty sure Shinto is a very unintelligent person... Or maybe he is so intelligent his brain makes him make completely incomprehensible (is that a word) posts... I think its the first one.

Fuck you, fuck emo, fuck all of the girls that have ever talked to you because they are senseless bitches, and quit defending yourself by saying "Oh I could rip you a new asshole, but I just don't want to (erection)"...

Fucking whiney bitch, can't decide whats harder; his attitude, his life, or his boner for poorly written music.

Thanatos 2004-12-20 05:35 PM

Nicely put.

Penny_Bags 2004-12-20 06:17 PM

Thanks, you can at least give Shinto one thing... he's so gay that I decided I needed to come back to put him in his place and now I'm back for good. Thanks Shinto!

Acer 2004-12-20 07:14 PM

Nothing wrong with having emotion, and caring more so than the average "male". I mean what is life to you?

Penny_Bags 2004-12-20 09:56 PM

Whoever said I didn't have emotions? Anger is an emotion... I have that to spare. Just because someone bitches about their life and labels their favorite music as some blanket, retarded term like "Emo" doesn't mean that they are some deep, emotional person.

Victory is mine.


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