The return of Pleasant/Unpleasant.
 

In case you don't remember, in Pleasant/Unpleasant threads you're supposed to post your message in a pleasant way, and again in an unpleasant way. Observe:


Pleasant:

I sure love posting threads in Zelaron. It sure is a bona fide forum!

Unpleasant:

God I fucking hate these forums.

Pleasant: Hellz yeah, I'm getting some pussy tonight.

Unpleasant: She's only a 15 year old freshmen. (Me being 17)

Pleasant: There are alot of ways to troubleshoot backup problems.


Unpleasant: I FUCKING HATE Veritas 8.6. Remove the media from the portal my ass. EAT SHIT you fucking program.

Pleasant: I had sushi for dinner last night.

Unpleasant: I had sushi for dinner last night.

Pleasant: Pussy is pussy.

Unpleasant: She's a freshman.

Pleasant: Boston Won

Unpleasant: No hockey

Pleasant:

This is an how pleasant/unpleasant posts should be: full sentences, and not simple subjects. But it's OK, you guys didn't know that, and it's only human. I love you!

Unpleasant:

What the fuck are you idiots doing? Do your pleasant/unpleasant posts right, or get the fuck out of my thread.

Pleasent: Please don't think, mention or join Mobb Deep. Please don't think, mention or join Biggie. Please don't think, mention or join Bad Boy's staff, record label, or their club. And if you like Bad Boy then I will be displeased with you. Please don't think, mention or join Chino XL. Please don't think about any of these other unpleasent people either. All of you other people I don't like you. I hope you perish quite slowly. My gun might shoot you or your kin. These other people can't be like us or even be on the same level as us. We're are the great people representing the Westside till our death. Out here in California, we might have to warn you, you might be assaulted by one of the members of our club. We do our job. You think your club is the best but ours is. We have people that are willing to do anything for our club, and many other people like us. Our stuff sells. You laugh because our staff protects itself. When we make records they are sold. But people that aren't cool don't know real talent when they see it. We're the best. I will ignore the people that aren't cool. We might kill Bad Boy.

Unpleasent: Fuck Mobb Deep, Fuck Biggie, Fuck abd boy as a staff record label and as a muthafuckin crew and if u wanna be down with bad boy then fuck u 2. chino xl fuck u 2. all u muthafuckas, fuck u 2. all yall muthafuckas fuck u die slow muthafucka my fo-fo make sho' all ur kids don't grow. U muthafuckas cant be us or see us we muthefuckin thug-life ridahz westside till i die. out here in california nigga we warn u we bomb on u muthafuckas. u think u the mob we the muthafuckin mob. aint nothin but killaz and real niggaz all u muthafuckas feel us. our shits gonna triple in 4 quads. u niggaz laugh cuz our staff got guns in they muthafuckin belts. u know how it is when we drop records they felt. u niggaz cant feel it. we the realest. fuck em. we bad boy killaz.

Pleasant: Hey MJ, that post was slightly displeasing to read. I didn't appreciate it very much. Please cart you and your persons of African descent back to the continent in which you came from. Please take Hip Hop, and the other facets of American existence that you have corrupted back to your continent with you.

Unpleasant: That post was black as fuck. I am real pissed...... Get the fuck out of America... and go back to Africa. Take of your nigger-noise with you, and the rest of America that you ruined. Chad Johnson can stay, but the rest of you knuckle dragging fucks can die.


P.S. Just kidding MJ, I love you.

Pleasant: It's my birthday and I got a really nice digital camera.

Unpleasant: Another year old? FUCK OFF!

Pleasant: Kagom Jack is happy and flowery.

Unpleasant: Kagom Jack is an assramming fagnut.

Pleasant: King amazon got a new mousey!

unpleasant: The mousey is probabaly going to kill him in his sleep.

pleasant: Zelaron is Cool

unpleasent: Zelaron is full of fucking idiots like urself ;)

Pleasant: Wow, you're funny.

Unpleasant: Hypocritical cunt nugget.

Pleasant: I'm going to a kickass party tonight. Girls, drinks, bud, everything will be there.

Unpleasant: Nothing, fuckers!

Pleasant: I got some pictures from rehearsal today!

Unpleasant: Then I fucking got sick and called to get a ride to no avail and had to ask a fellow cast member to get me home and then I see all this stupid shit roaming around in which you little shitheads can't be happy!

Well, I went to that party last night, and..

Pleasant: That party was so kickass. Girls, drinks, pot, anything you want you could of had.

Unpleasant: It was my first time drinking in a year and I puked everywhere.

Pleasant: That sounds like fun Than.

Unpleasant: Were you on the fucking rag? HA HA HA You little dipshit!

Pleasant: On the rag?

Unpleasant: Screw you, ya little bisexual mother f*cker. Go back to Arab ASAP. Clean that semen out of your mouth, mantra doesn't like it when you don't clean up.

Pleasant: Yes, on the rag. I don't have a definition at hand, for that, I am truly sorry :(

Unpleasant: Fuck you, you sorry little assmunch. I'm not from Arabia dumbass. Just fucking die already.

Pleasant: Im going to get high.
Unpleasant: Im going to get high alone.

Pleasant: I dont think yal suck.
Unpleasant: I do think some of you suck.

This one is backwords but still works :-)
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Unpleasant: In not high yet.
Pleasant: I will be soon, catch me on aim at Kidagakash2000

Pleasant: Have fun getting high!

Unpleasant: I'm going to fucking laugh my ass off when your brain becomes bong resin.

Open your chest, scrape the resin off your lungs and toke up, yo!

Pleasant: Grav, you are funny...I think these forums would suck without you

Unpleasant: I'd rather stick needles into my body than do any kind of drugs (cannibus, depressants, stimulatns, or hallucinogens)

Is that the pleasent form or the unpleasent form.

Pleasant: Methinks it was the pleasant

Unpleasant: Methinks I don't give a rat's ass if it was the pleasant or unpleasant.

Pleasent: In this journey of the journal I'm the journalist

Unpleasent: I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

More Unpleasent: I have to go do homework.

Pleasant: Interesting?

Unpleasant: homework is so fucking annoying sometimes >.<

Pleasent: That would be cool, i know a few people who's lung resin id like to smoke! lol
Unpleasent: But! then id have to kill people, and im nto quite ready to kill people just yet.

Pleasant: Feeding ducks.

Unpleasant: Yet. You're not ready yet. Just you wait.

Pleasant: I got 4 A's in school!

Unpleasant: I got a C- in Gym because I didn't always have tennis shoes...

More pleasant: I got an A in Math, FUCKING MATH DUDE? HELLY FUCKING YEAH!

More unpleasant: How did I get a B in English? I'm disappointed with that :(

Pleasant: Would you like a spot of tea?

Unpleasant: Nobody gives a fuck what you got on your report card.

Pleasant: I am sorry, I do not like tea, but thank you graciously for your offer.

Unpleasant: So-fucking-what? I just felt like posting something I found pleasant. Kiss my ass you little twat.

Pleasant: I am getting on the most attractive girl I know... not because I mack all over her... but because she likes it. I like her alot... I really want to be in a relationship with her.

Unpleasent: She has a boyfriend who is a senior at my highschool and is Student Council Vice-President... he's very, very big.

Pleasent: So kick his ass
Unpleasent: Or die trying!

Pleasant: This thread fucking sucks.

Unpleasant: *unzips pants and pees all over monitor*

Pleasant: Oh Raziel, you're such a comical lad! I love you!

Unpleasant: I grab Raziel's penis while he's peeing, then I put it in my mouth and let him fill my mouth up with piss. I run to the supermarket to get some margarita mix, with the piss held in my mouth. Once I get to the cash register, the cashier says "That'll be $4.50", and I mumble "OK", and some of the piss squirts out of my mouth and onto the cashier. I quickly give her the money and run away with piss dripping down my mouth. Once I get home i prepare a cup with ice and margarita mix, and I unload the piss in it, mix it around, and drink it. I run to the toilet and vomit. I stir the vomit with my dick and then drink it all up again. So now my face is full of vomit and piss.

Thanks Raziel.

Plagiarist! You stole that from Saved By The Bell!

now THAT is a sick post... THAT should be edited... *turns his face away*