Have you ever been in a fist fight?
 

Have you, or have you not... tell your story.

Nope, never really had to. I've had a few close calls though.

One situation involved someone being a little twat, and me letting him know damn well that he was being a little twat. After that, he kept saying he was going to kick my ass, but like two weeks later he apologized for acting like a twat.

Another time I snapped some dude with a towel and he threw a piss fit and told me if I did it again he was going to kick me in the face....so I did it again. A date and place was set up but he backed out of it at the last second.

Yes, very shortly...soon it turned into ultimate fighting tho......then into a free for all when both side's homies got involved.......left that with a couple purple spots on my face and all ver my back

The other day... at a school football game... a student staff guy, who is a year older than me decided that he was a fucking police... so as he is trying to break up some playfull moshing/mild rioting in the stands... I push him and tell him to "Shut the fuck up"... he less then kindly refuses. He obviously has some anger issues, and he flips out and tries to attack me. I have no friends nearby... this guy is bigger than me... much bigger. The only thing gaurding me now is 2 feet of distance, and a reputation. Thankfully, the latter was sufficient. I wouldn't really care if I got the shit kicked out of me... as long as I didn't lose any teeth. But as he lunged... three guys that I hardly know grab him and say "Calm the fuck down!" and "We've got your back Chris". Now as I am standing behind 6-10 large guys with a look of shrugging disbelief on my face.. as if to say "what the fuck are you going to do?"

So basically, I was a badass... and won what could have been a blood fight without lifting a finger.

ive gotten in too many to count. I really hate fighting though because it solves nothing, IMO. But yeah, ill tell you one. I was at this stupid gay ass party that my ex-gf dragged me to. Then she has this friend that hella jocks her, and she didnt tell me about it and she would hang out with him. Well, i asked her about it and she told me they were just friends. not more than an hour later, I find her making out with him. The guy was some "i can bench like 400 pounds" so when i lost my cool, he did too. I ended up with a bloody nose, black eye, and near broken jaw. But the other guy went to the hospital. Since he swung first, i got off as defending myself.

Yes, but not anything major like with K-R. And I'll say this much... getting face planted by having two people run past you with a 30 foot thick rope that hits your ankles is much, much more painful and much more amusing.

I was at a party one night and was drunk past the fuckin test. I was in this room with some girl and we were fuckin around and shit. My friend comes and knocks on the door and i'm like WTF. He says you better get out here dude. I stumble out of the room and down the hall. I guess my friend got a gay dude to take him to buy a case of beer. When he got back this kid was like you roll with faggots dawg? And started talkin all this shit. I walk up to him and was just like wtf is your problem dude fuck you. He starts runnin his mouth sayin, "I roll with gangstas dawg" and all this other lame shit. He suddenly out of nowhere suckerpunches me in the cheek. We end up down on the ground somehow. I get some hits on him. And my friend is fighting his friend some random black guy. Were about to beat the dudes ass and his pussy ass pulls out a golf stick without the club, hits my other friend in the arm so we just left. Now I was wasted, my friend was rollin, and my other friend was tripping. If we would have all been tottaly sober like him, we would have stomped the shit out of them. God I hate drugs.

Not since 3rd Grade.

I seem to give off an aura of... something.

I can walk thru the Barrio and have walked thru the middle of a gang and not even a word is said to me. I don't understand it, I'm not terribly impressive (I don't think).

lol volls, anyway I haven't been in a fist fight in like forever it seems. It was me vs. my brother not a really good fight but we ended up better after it, I think. Maybe all siblings need to do this?

REPRESENT G!

Not really any real fist fights, but I've fought some black belts who take their karate a bit too seriously...

Needless to say I got pummelled, and those super-powerful kicks to the shins hurt pretty badly too.

Yea. I've been in plenty of fights.

I guess when I was obsessed with wwf wrestling( i was like 7) me and my brother would fight (he was like 11) but since it's all fake, i guess you wouldn't consider it one.

Not really any fist fights cause the guy never hit back cause he didn't believe in violence but he always talked about beating the crap out of me and getting revenge. Some stupid kid on the bus that gets beaten up all the time. I kicked his ass all last year but kinda stopped cause it got old. He knows not to fuck with me those this year even though he is still getting his ass kicked by other people lol. :haha:

Only one. I was in Colorado on vacation, and I'm hanging at the pool. I decide to jump in, and I "accidently" jump onto this kid who had been dunking me all day. He's like "What's your problem!!?!?" I sort of shrug it off and start walking toward the hot tub. He comes up and hits me right in the kidney. I'm sort of stunned, but then I turn around, I punched him in the sternum several times, nicked his head cuz he ducked, and then tackled him. He then proceeds to choke me when I go away to the hot tub again, so after a few hits from him to me in the face, I punch him so many times in the face. His face was purple, mine not much better. By this time a few other guys I'm hanging with come up and break it up. My back hurt for a little, and face hurt for a day, but it was somewhat fun. Kid outweighed me by about 100 pounds, but then again I only way 140.

Do you realize how much of a faggot that made you sound like? What's your address...

Agreed. People like you disgust me.

Quite a few actually. I think a wrote a thread or two about some of the good ones that happened to me over the past few years too.

One time I punched someone pretty hard on the head causing him to turn blind for like 30 minutes...apparently he had some problems with his eyesight I didnt know about and it had happened before. I got really scared cause I thought I had really knocked the guy blind :S. This was 4 years ago and I havent been in any fight since.

Well, there was one time, but it doesn't really count. I was at my friend's b-day in 3-5th grade, I forget. So we were wrestling on his trampoline with teams. I just happened to be on a team with only one other person who was a nerd. I was like, SHIT. So just about 10 people kept beating me up. I got so fucking pissed, I went beserk. I nailed everyone off me and started tackling and punching my friends. Sure, it was for fun, but holy shit, I never even knew I had it in me at that time.

I've been in about 8 fights. There was one during a basketball game when this black bitch kept fouling me when I'd drive, he'd rip at my arm, and push me. So I called him a fucking nigger, and we just went at it, thankfully my friends broke it up before we both got hurt.

There was another time during class (Got suspended :D:D) And this Mexican kid I was talking shit to in Spanish (calling him burrito head, and taco bell n shit) and He said something like "You wanna get twisted" .. So I told him to take a shot, he had the balls to push me, while I was in my desk, almost push the desk over, but I got up fast as hell, and jupmed over the desk and tackled him into the next row (teacher already screaming calling for administators to come down) and I started wailing on that bitch, I hit him about 5 good times right in the face, and kicked him twice in the stomach, then I just said "FUck yeah! Fuck you bitch!" It was fucking great, two of my buddies kept everyone else out.

There was another time just recently outside of the movie theaters, (just saw collateral) and Some punk ass wigger boys were walkin' by with their hotass little girlfriends. So I whilsteled, said "Hey baby! Lemme get your number!" And my buddies repeated after me, and one of them said "Fuck you bitch!" So basically we started walking after them while they were going to their cars, and we're basically like "What the fuck are you going to do?" and the cocky bitch that looks like The professor on the and1 mix tape tour took a swing at me, I stepped back and grabbed him by the head and threw him into a car next to me, by friend Josh hit the big goofy fucker in the face and knocked him down, and Jared hit the blonde boy in the chin, and it was a brawl for about 2 mins. It was great.

And i've broken up about 15 fights during school, other than that, I'm a pretty mellow person.

Nice D3V, NICCCE!

Don't you realize he's full of shit? Most of his past posts contradict these statements, as he said he's always being put down and being a pussy bitch.. right now he's living vicariously through who he wishes he was, remembering moments when he got owned.

Exactly... and besides, boasting about calling a Mexican person "Taco Bell" makes you look like a fucking moron. Which he is... so I guess he's just doing the right thing by not hiding his stupidity.

Ok, so far I've heard about everyone kicking someone's ass. I want to also hear about you getting your ass kicked. Suck it up, if you get into a lot of fights, it doesn't matter who you are, you've gotten your ass kicked a couple of times. Please do tell.

Erm, I did get somewhat jumped on the way home from school a few years ago. I didn't include this in my "fistfights" post, you'll see why:

It was a Samoan(sp?) and a few of his little mexican friends. They came at me (for some reason I will never know), hit me a few times, and I just asked if they were done. He was like, "You want some more?", and I told him that if I wanted to fight, I'd have fought back. Then he says, "Yeah, that's what I thought.", and I just continued walking home.

I didn't include this in my post, as I didn't fight back. To me, passive resistance isn't participation in a fistfight.

Yeah, I have been. Kid was making fun of a good friend of mine, so I told him off. Then he pushed me and I punched him back, then of course, he punched back. Soon I slammed him into a locker and THEN a teacher comes by and yells at me...saying I shouldn't have done it. Why? Because he was on the football team AND he was the teacher's son...

You would of have to of known the kid to actually understand what the hell was going on. I would get on the bus everyday and sit there and listen to the kid running his mouth about all the people he was going to beat up. He would get himself into fights and then not fight. He would give people the finger and say bring it on but then when you hit him he would run off like a baby. He is a Senior this year and plays stupid Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon crap so I have my reasons for beating this kid up..

you know what, i was in another one in second grade. Whole group of black kids beat the shit out of me because I was white X.x I never did anything to them either, I can attest to that. Talk about reverse racism.

Oh i've been beat up alot, I just didn't say I should mention it. Most of these fights have been the past 3 years of HS. I used to get beatup in Jr. High by muh friends, but most of 'em weren't serious.

It's not really reverse racism, I don't know why anyone calls it that KJ, because technically it's still being racist....

Grav I've seen your picture, your that gay ass nerd standing behind that car, I'd whip your ass any day bitch boy.

I'm not visible in that picture, it was a joke, shriveldick.

The only time you and whipping go in the same sentence is when you're having dessert.

Quite a few times, unfortunately. When I do, I black out and dont care for laws or how far I take it...
I've almost sliced someone's throat before, but I was pulled back as I swung the blade by some friends of mine. Thankfully! That would of been all kinds of bad. :/

I try to avoid fights now, I dont want to fuck up my future, because I cant control myself once I start.

yeah, i did get beat, wasnt really a fight though. I was playing Rugby against some Huge ass team called '"Burbank". anyways, i late tackled this hella big Somoan and he punches me in the face. So i grab him and threw him on the floor yelling "i aint fightin you mother fucker" so i was running back (if you play rugby, you'll know) to my side, and the mother fucker lays me out. I hit my head on this sprinkler and i was done.

How screwed did you get?

Oh man. I almost forgot, on Saturday I got this huge bruise on my back. My buddy Collin was rocking out in the house, he fucking headbangs, kicks shit, jumps on people and breaks stuff. He jumped on me and started hitting me on the head while playing his "air guitar". I grabbed his legs and threw him down, big mistake. He turned around, and got me right in the gut. I managed to hit him a few in the ribs, but I got worked. Pummeled my back until the other guys peeled him off.

Heh, I've been in at least a dozen fights and never got beat up. At least I don't consider it getting beat up. Don't get me wrong, I've had some nice shiners and cuts, but I've done a lot worse to the other.

The only time someone could possibly say I got beat up was when I literally got jumped by 5 or 6 fucking 17 year old punks at a concert (I was 21). I knew the fight was inevitable, so I took action. My first punch landed square on the guy in the middle's (Random selection at that point) mouth/nose, and dropped him immediately. After that I was tackled to the ground. I grabbed the guy that tackled me in a head lock, rolled him over me so he was on the bottom and just wailed away at his face. Now believe you me, I split this guys face pretty bad. It was when I was doing this that I was getting kicked in my ribs, face, and all over basically by the others. Only reason I stopped was because a bottle was shattered over my fist (Which was clearly going for me head, but when I cocked my fist back, landed there). At that point, I got up, crawled away, and mad people intervened between myself and the rest of their crew.

Why was I the only one fighting you might ask? Because I lost everyone I went to the concert with. How? I was macking some chick, we were both drunk, and by the time we realized we lost everyone, we just said fuck it, we'll eventually meet up at the car after the show........ Oh well.. :(

The next day, my ribs were extremely sore, my knees cut up from the initial tackle and slight wrestling match, the outside of my hand was swollen but surprisingly not broken, and I had a nice lump above my right eye around my temple.

The only reason I don't consider that I got beat up was because I took out 2 of those faggots in the process, and 1 of them really really bad... :(

Sounds like phun.

Actually it was. My dad was quite a scrapper when he grew up, so he was dieing to know what happened. I've only been in a mere fraction of the fights he was in, so in my limited experience, he goes nuts when I tell the stories. :D

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