Another GMail invite to give away
 

If you want the invite, I demand a random haiku about massive/minor destruction. Best one wins it.

Go.

how are you getting the invites?

there's rivers of flame
everything's now in chaos
how can we survive

i am one bored motherfucker.

Edit:

edited for correction.

Please please I want!


Wicked is the edge
That divides the human heart
From that which it loves

how is that destruction?

It's not, it's stolen
I did a search on Google
It's the sixth one down.

http://whelan.neuro.mcw.edu/ocwh/inner_frame.html

Watch your syllables.
First line has two too many -
Haiku's five-seven-five.

burn baby burn yeah
the buildings fall to rubble
watch the people die

Here comes the water
people drowning and dieing
watch the city die

tick tock goes the bomb
no one knows whats happening
tick boom goes teh bomb

meh, i didnt count rivers as 2. my bad.. let me see if i can fix that up.

Edit:

plagiarism should be grounds for automatic disqualification.

See the fire consume
See the fire destroy all life
See me burn to death

Page can't be displayed
Retry.. F5.. check settings..
I hate AOL

Must destroy the disc
Take out my shotty.. it's time
Gonna bring the pain

One shot, two shots, more
Filled with holes, three new, one old
Take that, 56gay

you already got gmail....

Made it a story
I don't have G-Mail anyway
Your ass speaks for you

So there's... four people that submitted at least one. (That wasn't stolen, I mean)

KagomJack:
See the fire consume
See the fire destroy all life
See me burn to death

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Spector:
burn baby burn yeah
the buildings fall to rubble
watch the people die

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symnzXx:
there's rivers of flame
everything's now in chaos
how can we survive

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GravitonSurge:
One shot, two shots, more
Filled with holes, three new, one old
Take that, 56gay

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Those are the ones that I like the best, for those two that had multiple entries.

Hmm.. going to be tough to decide - it's in favor of Grav at this point, since it involves destruction of AOL products, and that's tough to beat.

Though it may also have to do with the brilliant, non-enterable line "Your ass speaks for you". Oh well, I'll give it another few hours, I guess.

Nuke at the stargate
Send it back to Ra's space ship
Kill the Goa'uld

Chased by angry Wraith
Command lowers the gate shield
Shots go through the gate

Fleet of Anubis
Come for the now-gone Tokra
Quick! Blow up the sun.

Dammit, this is a tough chioce. I think GMan deserves GMail, but.. it's a STARGATE reference.

Hmm. Tiebreaker time. Wetwired vs. Grav - first one to PM me their EMail gets the invite..

WetWired, Stargate rocks!
I didn't think you watched it.
That is very cool.

I have GMail already anyway. It's nice, but I haven't figured out how to do the invites part. Ugh, time to watch more seasons. Don't they have huge DVD boxes with S1-7 in the US?

Rockets, explode now!
Eat hamsters for lunch today
Fruitcake and Earl Grey.

Who can't love SG?
Atlantis any good? No cable.
Oh well. Download later.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/i...iredWinnar.GIF

WetWired wins by.. 7 minutes.

It'll tell you over on the left side (above your Labels), if in fact you can invite anyone at this point. I'm not sure what the qualifications are, but...

Oh well, no surprise
Never won anything, heh
Why I don't lotto

Yeah, Stargate Atlantis is pretty good. Especially now, as they are still finding out new things about the city and their enemy. Supposedly, it's supposed to have more action than SG-1, but it's already had a talking drama episode (a jumper gets stuck in the gate, wormhole can't stay active for more than 38 minutes, this gate is in space), not that those are bad.

Okay, so I'm supposed to be participating in a beta, right? Where's the place where I tell them what they fucked up?

I missed the contest
fuck you niggers (5) (6) (7)
haikus are for nubs

Just give them away. I do.

We will soon all die.
From one dispicable guy.
Keep your pride held high

WW, did you watch ALL of the SG-1 seasons?

SA has torrents of SG-1 and Atlantis all episodes and ongoing.

Who woulda guessed, WW won. I declare incompentcy and DQ myself.

I've got like 5 invites... so like yea

Damn, I want Gmail soo bad, hotmail sux sooo fucking much.

No, this is my first oportunity to watch them as they come out (no cable sucked), and I really can't afford DVDs.