My roomate posed a question
 

Who's cooler:

Batman
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or

James Bond
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Bond gets more girls.
Batman has more money.
Bond works for the government.
Batman works for himself.

You decide.

Bond, he doesn't have to wear a gay looking vinyl suit with bat ears, or have a young boy "companion". Not to mention all the pussy he undoubtedly gets.

Bond, slim gave the reasons.

Definitely Bond because he actually gets the glory and is known, not just some masked menace, so to say. He gets mad twatage too.

Nanananananana BATMAN!!!

Pssht... Batman, Fool.

Of course you would say that, you're still a little kid, both of you. :p

That sums it up.

Bond. Because he gets major ass. I mean perfect 10s here. Thats what its all about, those who say it isn't are just fooling themselves.

Bond! God he gets mad ass...

batman, he doesnt even have any super powers he just trained a lot and he is considered a superhero, he made all of that stuff on his own i think, he is cooler, the only thing bond has is getting more girls, and decent fighting skills but anything else batman is WAY better

Sean Connery-era Bond.

bond....
While bond goes out and gets all the pussy
batman stays home and plays starcraft! kekekekeke!

omg zergrush

Connery owns, plain and simple.

On a sheer ass kick basis, I pick Batman.

On a sheer ass get basis, I pick Bond.

James Bond.

Batman. Why? Because although he was portrayed very poorly by one George Clooney, he was never so lame as to have been played by George Lazenby (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) or Timothy Dalton (License to Kill). Clooney may have sucked, but not to that level of craptitude.

On top of that, Batman is just a better character. He's the ultimate badass. The fact is, he is capable of beating damn near any character in the DC Universe solely becuase of the fact that he is satanically cunning and paralleled in intelligence only by Lex Luthor. He can take Superman down, and he doesn't even have any powers! Most likely, he could take out Green Lantern, and GL can split atoms with his power ring. Batman is the man. Bond is awesome, but he's not invincible, and he's got nowhere near the level of intellect that Batman contains. On top of that, Batman cheats, rigging his battles in so many ways that there is nearly no possibility for his opponents to win.

Batman is my choice, easily.

bond cause i drive just like he does...like a crazy maniac i got up to 130 in my car yesterday :)

Looks around...What a stupid question! I mean your roomate should know that Batman is the best! Dumbass! *agree's totaly w/ Raz.* He's so smooth too and even though Bond could be known for his cars...Batman has the best out of them all! Plus Micheal Keaton has played Batman...come on ... you can't do any better then that!

Oh and for those of you that says Bond gets more ass then Batman...sweety pls! :weird:

What girls does Batman get?

(Don't get me wrong... I voted for Batman. My thought process: Bond works for the govt. He's the govt's bitch... Batman does what he damn well pleases. That's my man.)

...Vicky Vaile, Salyna Kyle(aka Catwomen...HE EVEN GETS THE BAD GUY!) Girls flock at him! He's got mad sex appeal...If either of them showed up right now and asked me to have sex w/ them (hypatheticly speaking of course) I would go w/ Batman...MAD SEX APPEAL!

Okay. *sniffle* Very hypothetically speaking?

lol...weeeeeeeeelllllllllll hehe


yes...

:) Okay.

I think the Batman arguments are starting to stack against Bond, but, unfortunately, it may be too late for the poll to reflect that.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

*looks around* What?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Kajaka

you could fuck w/ the poll and make Batman win...

Now now... We can't be doing that.

Maybe I could make another one more specific.

Actually, I'll do that.

Vote here: http://www.zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31417

Batman has a cooler car :P and plane and also not to forget he is a millionaire with a fucking castle with hightech cave attached to it...I dont think James Bond even owns a house of his own :wierd:

Bond rocks everything.

From the looks of it bond is pwning the shit out of the other thread too. (as he should)

Pah, Batman owns Bond. The only reason people think otherwise is because none of the movies did the comic character enough justice. None of the movies truly showed off how frighteningly brilliant Batman is, none of them showed off how he is in ultimate physical condition, none of them illustrated the unfathomable amount of training Batman had to go through in order to get to his current status and none of them truly showed how dangerous he can be if he sets his mind to it.

Example: Batman fought against (and beat) nearly every member of his rogues gallery in the Knightfall storyarc, one after another, with almost no sleep over the course of a week, and then took out all three of Bane's cronies before getting his back snapped in half by Bane himself. He then proceeded to go through extensive physical therapy (mostly administered by himself and one therapist) and managed to completely heal over the course of a number of months, training himself extensively and eventually bringing himself into a physical and mental condition that surpassed his abilities from before his encounter with Bane. If somebody snapped Bond's back in half, I doubt very much he'd be capable of the same.

On top of that, Batman Begins will be about two-million times better than the next Bond movie. Why? Because Christian Bale will be the greatest Batman ever, and whomever MGM gets to replace Pierce Brosnan will pale in comparison.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Wow, that is a funny ass convo. Anyways, i voted BATMAN

Why? Why else? Because Bond just sucks for 1 reason compared to Batman..

And the reason is...

Who was the hero with the movie that when he kicked ass, it said <POW> or <BAM> and stuff? And who had the pimp ass Batmobile? The Bat Plane? The Bat Boat? Bruce Wayne is the rich pimp seriously in every movie he meets some new girl or something and Bond gets the same thing. Who had comics? Who had cartoons? WHO HAD MORE ACTION FIGURES AND TOYS?? My god man, Bond can't be voted better just by the amount of extremely slutty women he gets!