The Holiday of Fireworks
 

How much doughage are you dropping for Sunday?

Zero. Gotta pay off my computer, no extra cash for the leet explosives :(.

400.



For raw materials, gotta make it yourself.

I have about 10 roman candles and several hundred bottle rockets I got for christmas, but I can't get my hands on the good fireworks. I would have to get one of my friends or parents to drive me to South Dakota (4 hour drive) just to get them, and I am broke.

Make a potato gun and load it with cement filled hairspray cans get some fuel and......

nevermind... this is about fireworks, not killing people for no apparent reason.

Potato guns are cool.

Homemade stuff like potato guns are cool plus they don't cost so much... I dont have any money for fireworks.

fireworks are illegal in the town i live :(

Kagom, so the fuck what. Be an American, and shoot some damn fireworks. They are illegal here, but I set fireworks off every week, and I live in the suburbs.

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.

Me and 2 friends went to a couple neighboorhoods and blew up 2 mailboxes with fireworks, PWN.

I wouldn't do that, me and my friends around New Year's Day drove around blowing up mailboxes, then we thought it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets at cars on the highway. Then we thought it would be a good idea to throw them and let them spray on the road. With our last bottle rocket left ( we were there around 2 hours mind you ) a cop drove over the hill and arrested 2 of my friends but, me and me other 2 friends lit it outta there and they gave up in to him but I didn't. Funny thing is I walked down the road to my friends house, and right when I got on the road the cop came around the corner, so I ran behind this house and layed down on the pavement, he was spotlighting right by me for about 5 minutes, I coulda swore he saw me. Then after he left I continued to walk down the street. Then at a creek, he came over the hill again, so I dashed sideways and dove into the brush, and fell about 15 feet, didn't know there was a hill there. Then when I got to my friends house I had to give myself up anways so it was all for nothing. Anyways, it's not a good idea to run from the cops ...

Heh, I'll be dropping $15.99 for a case of Coors Light. Nothing less, maybe more, depending on when I start boozing.

You're not combining explosives with alkyhol?

I have some firecrackers and bottle rockets left over from when I went to France. I will prolly light them off.

You should have said, "I have some plastic explosives lying around, I will probably plant them at key structural points in several buildings in France."

Just kidding, I don't condone terrorism, promise.

Hopefully 10 bucks on some acid. If anyone has any.

How about you get some speed.

Yeah.

I live in missouri, a guy sells home-ade m80's for 4 bucks each.. He also sells half-sticks for 7$ each.

Gah. Getting dynamite here is no problem. It's just their cost :(.

What does it cost you?

A friend of my brothers knows the guy that sells half sticks, so he could probabally get them 4-5 a piece ^_^.

I've got 5 bucks to spend on fireworks. Its all l33t though, because i'm going with a rich family.

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick :(.

20 is kinda steep, but with a kitchen knife some duct tape some spare wicks and a creative mind, you can get your money's worth.

Holy god..

Thats 10 for a half-stick. That sucks!

Once again Slaynish shows us his incredible knowledge in the art of division. Thank you captain obvious.

When was the last time he showed us his "(deserving a sarcastic tag)incredibly knowledge in (of*) the art of division"?

Next time you are making a cynical comment, please base it in fact.

Well shit, Slim, I do believe Penny just about owned you.

Yup, although I'm willing to bet Slaynish has done something similar to this before, I'm not gonna look.

Pwn, pwn? Or just pwn?

Pwnage?

All of the above.

I like my pwnage with a little bit of A1.

I prefer Heinz 57.

Pwn?

I prefer Heinz 57 with my steak. With my pwnage I take A1.