Do you think porn and real sex look alike
 

discuss.

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You're dumb...And no...

Well, I've had experience in both fields; I was known as "Tommy Too Big" back in the 70s and let me tell you, they are nothing alike.

Ugh.. Wouldn't know.

I wouldn't think so, however. Porn stars are paid professionals and, generally, are willing to do just about anything. Also, I find it hard to picture non-pstars changing positions 37 times per session. It just seems a bit much. I very well could be wrong, though.

(Btw, this isn't philosophy, and I have a hard time finding a logical reason as to why it could be called science other than the scientific method of theories.)

Depends on the partners.

No, not every guy is 10inches

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At the core is basically the same, but in porn the situations are already set up, in real life it just happens.

Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it that way. They pile that all on over a whole day with magazines and other stuff. And some people have never even heard of/seen some of those positions they use.

Like I said it depends on the partners.

Notice, he says not EVERY guy...

That discludes me.

It depends on the people involved. Porn *is* sex, but it is very unlikely to be even remotely alike a typical sexual act among "normal people".

They aren't really alike. I.E. "Porno tounge"

Heh, some girls are freaks, some aren't. Some like doing it in all kinds of different positions, some are conservative and only do missionary. Depends if the partners are sexually active, if they have fun with it (A.K.A. - Not "making love" all the time, and just fucking), and what they like.

Porn is definitely like real sex.

Porn is not always like real sex.

So what you're saying is that it IS, all the time, but only sometimes.

Just wanted to make that clear.

What he's saying is that sex is like that only on days that end in "y" - except for weekends and weekdays.

Okay, makes sense.

What happens if the y becomes ies?

Then I shoot you in the fucking face.

Heh, I laughed at that really hard. Donno why, that was hilarious though.

Well, If your a guy that can do it in 37 different positions at the same time then I'd guess sex would be like porn.

It's definatly similar.
Hey yo that aint everybody.. (you shoulda pulled a "Most People")
Ive stayed up for 27 minutes so HA!
(no homoness involved I hate faggots to death and wish them to all burn)

27 minutes...... lol

"Do you think porn and real sex look alike?"

No. Real sex usually involves plastic traffic cones, superfluous appendages (like insectile antennae) and excessive vomiting. Porn never includes those things. Porn usually focuses on heated debate followed by a dog show. It's true.

Wow you must be a pro, 27 whole minutes.

27 minutes? Pah. My Grandmother stays erect longer than that.

I think I shat myself.

It's the truth. That woman's packing some serious firepower under those corrective undergarments.

:eek:

I thought it was always Grandpa you had to watch out for![/revulsion]

Both of my grandfathers are dead, you insensitive prick!

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Heh, they've both been dead since before I was born.

Nifty spifty.