Most Embarrasing Moment?
 

What is the most emarasing thing that has happened to you in public? (or private i guess ;)) Its late and ill post somthin that happened to me earlier....So lets hear some funny shtuff!

Well, privately, I couldn't cum all over this guy, so I was really embarrased so then I let him fuck me for a little...so then I fucked him a little more and I did cum. I win.

My dad, my sister and I were all traveling back home from my aunt and uncles house, where my sister and I spent some time with our cousins. I thought they were all acting a little strange while we were there. Anyway, out of the blue my dad says:

"Your aunt has got this crazy idea that you're bisexual. She said that Leslie told her you were."

I felt my eyes go incredibly wide, and I think my face got as red as Mantralord's digimon up there. Then my dad glanced at me and said:

"You're not, are you?"

And all I could say was:

"Err....maybe?"

And so he kinda paused, and then said:

"...Oh."

Yeah. I was a little embarrased right there. Thankfully my dad was okay with it. And so was my sister. But my aunt is a little prejudice bitch, I'll tell ya.

dam.....i wonder if your dad was prod of it or not

to make a long story short, mine was the time where i lost my g/f and i was the last person to find out...you tell your self how in the hell that happened, trust me, you dont want to know :-(

At first I thought Jessifer's post was by Quickspy and I kinda thought for a moment....

And mantralord, just shut up. :\

Should I be insulted?


Something else that embarrasses me is whenever I have a crush on someone, I act like a bitch towards them. Dunno why either. After it happens I smack myself. :x

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I was a racing a basketball down a hill and my pants started falling down so I grabbed them but tripped over myself and flew down the hill head first, landed at the bottom, and the basketball hit me in the head.

I won!

I've walked in on people having sex quite a few times. That's always annoying. I've got little smartass comments to make now when that happens.

You race basketballs? You do win.

I had that problem too, but I fell down a steep road hill. I was skating with my roller blades, tripped, and fell for like 12 seconds and I was bleeding. I cried and went home and it was a long skate back and I had to go to the hospital. Life's a bitch.

When I cried during a wedding.

I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was really young. And then I walked in on my dad in the bathroom once. And then my dad walked into my bedroom while I was changing once a couple years ago. And so now everyone in my family knows to always knock first. Woo.

My brother mooned me. o.O Last week. I refused to look at his ass. So I stared at the computer.

My family is fucked up. I'm embarrassed of all of them.

What style were your parents using?

Missionary.

It was kind of embarrassing when I fell off of a ladder this one time too. Nearly broke my knee. And my back. o.O

Only Missionary? They should be doing Reverse Cowgirl.


I ran into a handicap pole once. I was just running and I ran into it. I was hi---I mean day dreaming.

OK, the embarrasing thing that happend to me was the dumbest thing i think ill ever see....

Ok, So this black dude starts shit with my friend, and im in the hall and i told hm to fight me right here. He looks at me, and then all of a sudden he takes his pants off and then took his shirt off and began swinging at me! i didnt know what to do! there was this black dude, in only his boxers, in teh middle of the hall trying to kill me.

Anyway, i swung and missed and he tripped me. So here is me, and this black kid, rolling on the ground , and he has only his boxers on. The teachers saw this, but stared when they saw only his boxers. Finally a nasty janitor broke us up, and i was bleeding from the mouth and he had a bloody noose.

Now, this is embarrasing cause (if the black man in boxers wasnt enough), while i was fighting, and rolling etc...my gf saw us, along with some of her hot friends, and iwas there, with a guy, on the ground while he was in boxers.....so embarrasing!

Later that day, i was told that the last 3 or 4 fights he got into, he always took off his clothes. bleh...sick kids!

[sarcastic]Wow dude, you are such a BADASS. You know sooo much about sex and drugs, and u get high, and... YOU ARE ONLY 16!!?!??! WOWWWW

Stop spamming.

Stupid.



I once fell off the top of my house. I was dancing to show off to my girlfriend and I slipped. She dumped me.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA i guess you win

I wonder why..

Anyways, Jessifer, no I wasn't insulting you. I just thought Quickspy was coming out of the closet finally.

even my SIS moons me....its a family thing. ........but was it wrong to look ???? :-P


if both dont even notice you, ask them if YOU can join....then BAM you can have fun TOO !!

Testify!

My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.

Woah.

Wow, you might of gotten yourself into a three---anyway, erm..let me see... I've done alot of stupid things before that really made me cover my face the entire day.

Like, thinking of eating a Nacho Supreme from Taco Bell while standing on line in a Bank. I was next and the Teller says "next" and so I walk up and I said "Let me get a Nacho Supreme and a medium coke" Then she said "excuse me?" and everyone looked at me and even the security guard (guess he thought I was up to something).

Another time was when I had a crush on this girl named Alexis. So I was on the public bus going home, standing at the back with my 'friends'. Alexis found out that day I had a crush on her and so she got on the bus and headed for the back. My friends saw her coming but I didn't since I was standing and had my back to the front. So they pass me a note and gave me $20 saying I dare you to say this. I didn't know she was on the bus (she takes the subway). So I take the note and read it "Alexis is a slut and she's my bitch". Then one of the guys shouts out. "Hey Alexis!" I turn around and *SLAP* I got a red imprint on my face and she curses me out a bit. Then she leaves the bus from the rear exit and I open the window but before I could say anything the bus starts and I lose my balance and fall down. Oh gawd...she hated me for over a month and then after she was friendly with me again she went out with another guy o.O; slept with him and all then she got dumped and I dont want her no more. Anyway, the whole thing really sucked =( Her friend told me she was gonna say "hi" to me and let me ask her out that day too! That sucks!!

In middle school this guy betted these two other guys that I was easy. And so he tested it. His exacty line to me was:

"Hey, I bet those two guys over there that you were easy. So...are you?"

I looked at him, and then at the other guys, and then at him again, and I asked him why he thought I was easy. And his reply was "Because you look like you'd be easy."

So I just told him "No." and left. :T

Also, in 6th grade this little kid came up to me and asked me if I was pregnant. *sobs*

And then I swam in and made a smartass comment!

So....are you easy?

Not for you! :mad:





...Kee hehe. Just foolin'. Naw, I'm not easy, though. ^_^

Kuja...needs...kex.

I got caught jacking off by my 19-year-old sister once... I was ready to die.

Ummmm, most embarrasing...a person of my advanced age has a lot of those stored up. Heres a good one:

The Year: 1993 I was in Spokane Washington working a summer construction job and I was out drinking at a bar one night. I came out of the bar to get in my car and was so drunk I could barely get the door open and get behind the wheel. Unbeknownest to me there were two Spokane cops watching this and they waited until I started the car before they busted me. I was able to talk them out of arresting me but they did impound my car.

Anyway heres the funny part... As I am walking back to my hotel I pass.....THE SPOKANE COUNTY MUNICIPAL IMPOUND LOT! I am so toasted that I begin to hatch this crazy plan to liberate my 1976 rusty Chevy Nova. I grab a crowbar from one of the work trucks and run back to the lot. I firmly grasp the crowbar and try to break the lock by pulling as hard as I can. Only problem is I am pulling the crowbar TOWARDS my face. Well it slipped out of the lock and I nailed myself so hard between the eyes that I lost conciousness right there on the dirt road. It gets better....
I wake up about an hour later and the same damn cops who took my car are shaking me awake and laughing their heads off....they were in such a fantastic mood from laughing at me that they actually drove me back to my hotel and got me some ice for my head. To this day I have a one inch long scar between my eyes. I look at it in the mirror if I start drinking to much at a party to remind myself not to be a dumbass :)

Just to get this straight... did the girl lick your cheek or did you make a typo?

I think she meant it.

I liked it when we didnt had someone to awnser question for others. Mostly when the only point of it is actual spamming.

Hey, you're the one who thinks she is The1.

The1? Man....that's stupid. That's embarrassing for you.

Gawd, Kuja's! Just stop being you!

ROFL.

Yes, she licked my cheek. Not he. She.