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Hello every body I am new :)

Welcome to zelaron.com....the unatainable is unknown...at zelaron.com....welcome to zelaron.com....welcome to you!

hes just trying to get pussy or dick or whatever it is you have, my good friend here swings both ways, he will shove it all in his mouth. Not that i know from expirence, but hes told me stories... Eww*barfs*

hello and welcome to this wonderful place named zelaron.

Stories of me fantasizing of you my nlittle slaynish. In fact if i remember correctly when i talked to u on the fone last, u were jacking off and moaning in uncontrolable pleasure when i told u my latest erotic fantasy of u, in which u give me the best rim job of my life.

Ah yes but you tricked me to think it was your mother. You mom has such a sweet body, i could really tell the difference, As for last night, UGH THAT WAS GREAT but what u made me do... Was just like fucking eating dirt! Nasty, and your dick is real small!!! like its 1 cm!!! omg! fucking fag, i didnt enjoy that :( you raped me:(

It wasnt rape. You consented to it all the way. And u must have selective vision because my dick is at a migty 5.6 inches!!! dunno how you coulda missed mr happy. I know ur just trying to make it seem liek u didnt just come out of the closet slaynish, but always know u will always be my special little piggy.

LOL U MISSPELLED CENTIMETERS AS INCHES... rofl get a load of that. like your mom got a load of me*moan*

ty very much 4 say that it was good info just what the doc orderd lol but dont realy need to no about dicks as all they do is get ppl in trouble hehehe

Are you sure she got the load? Im pretty sure she was yelling "where the fuck is it little man, i expected at least a micron".

put your little dicks away boys us girls need bigger 1s than that

Im sorry not everyone is as streched out and used as u. Most people im with say that im just fine.

Don't cry because she burned you Sovereign.

actually she was yelling, WHERE AM I IM LIKE A MICRON COMPARED TO THIS THING!

Not crying at all. What one meaningless person tells me over a gaming forum will not decide my future so why should i care? And besides that average siz is 5.0-6.6 inches. That puts me right in the middle. Im perfectly content. And apparently unlike u !K_A! i dont find "you have a small penis" insults very offending, but mere childish antics that are used by brainless rats to try to insult someone.

Then she woke up.

And realized that she is getting fucked by a huge ... looks like a penis, and is one. and is really enjoying this, i accidently hit her on the head with a chair, WHO THE FUCK WANTS BLUE BALLS? NOT ME!

Yea so i guess my little piggy wasnt cheating on me. SLAYNISH IS STILL ALL MINE YAY!>

no im fucking a dog right now, moans

Damn it stay away from my slanish titusfied!

ROFL OWN


ZING GG TITUS, BUT U JUST GOT PWNT.



SCORE HAT TRICK, NICE ASSIST BY SLAYNISH

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Only Slaynish and soviergn could turn a welcome thread into their Homosexual love problems thread...

ROFL ROLF ROFL ROFL. I said the same thing to slaynish in an im!!
Wanker22287 [12:56 PM]: lol only u and i seem to make a hi all thread into a gay sex thread
Wanker22287 [12:57 PM]: http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...236#post309236
slaynish [12:57 PM]: we are teh coolest

I only wanted 2 say hi and instead get a covon about winkies then get insulted :( mayb i should go unregister an sign up at homochat they will probly be alot nicer there too.

aww no dont sign up on a homo chat, stay here we were jk, and youll meet us in every homo caht there is so, tough titty said the kitty but the milks still good

And i said hi back. Then slaynish called me gay and it went from there. Ur the one who came out and "insulted" me on my "small" penis.

bitch

go back and read about the convertion from inches to cm then read my post!

Welcome to Zelaron. Ignore these two idiots. Never visit this thread again. Enjoy your stay.

Idiots....how dare u call me an idiiot u impotent infidel!!

no 1 is an idiots each to the own

This is what happens when you post in the Chat Forum, Welcome :)

Hi and welcome to Zelaron, Liriel81.

As zeal has mentioned, just ignore some of these people, as they are just joking around and don't mean any harm. Since this is the Chat Forum and things often get off-topic.

Next time you can try and start threads in General Conversations instead. I think you will see more sane posters there...

Edit:

Adren beats me to it...

Yeah it was just me and sov's little thing ^_^ It was more planned out then it was ment to be. We had an aim box going, saying "Time to make you look like a fag BIGTIME!" and "LoL Titusfied got pwnt in this one" and "Only we could turn a welcome thread into a gay sexual relationship thread"


Actually i can have some very sane posts. You have just happen to stumble on some of the very few that happen to be the very worst.

Sovereign, your dick is small.

I love these "Hi I'm new threads." ^_^

Sqrl. Ur an immature slut. Grow up from the "your penis is small" insults. I as well like these Hello threads.

Okay, you just got your "ZING" priveleges temporarily revoked.

Ok.

Sovereign, your penis is of a medium length and lop-sided. ^_^

Closed. This isn't the flame forum.