Does Carlos like Doritos?
 

Well does he?

Hm...this is good question for Carlos...Carlos has never had Dorito Pie before...hmm...Carlos must think for a little on that...

Carlos has thought...Carlos has decided that Carlos likes Salsa Doritos, because they are spicy, just like Mexican pie...not too spicy tho, but Carlos does not mind...Carlos hopes that Carlos answered your question well

Carlos answered well, but he missed the edit button, Carlos needs to edit his post when he wants to add something to his post when he is the last one posting.

Carlos is still a young padawan that needs to figure out the ropes of Zelaron. Dorito Pie doesn't sound good to Titus, but if Carlos likes it, Titus will try it soon.

Adrenachrome is funny, carlos is funny dorito pie?? must be crunchy.....if someone would show us how to make dorito pie in the food section titus and i would be more than glade to try :-P

Dorito pie is very good. Talking in the third person has got to get old after a while...*Prays to God*

hey its a new thing, say i'd give it 6 months...titus likes it, i like too :-)

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Taking in the third person seems to attract trains. Carlos had better watch those tracks.

Doofus is confused? Pie? Doritos? Food section?!? Doofus must eat now....

Carlos is a P.I.M.P.

Seriously, will everyone, with the exception of Carlos, please stop talking in 3rd person? Its funny when he does it, but everyone else looks stupid because its pretty obvious that you're trying to be funny, unlike Carlos who is naturally that way.
Anyway, Carlos, you must contact Pasta Vendor, he is getting very very upset, and you know how he can be when he becomes disheveled.

Necron screwed it all up, as kaos was about to post :-\

Yes, I screwed it all up. I'm one of the only people not trying to be funny by copying off of, perhaps, one of the funniest people that posts on this site, but I screwed it all up. How does that work exactly?

"One of the funniest people that posts on this site."

Do you spend a lot of time playing with your own feces? Because I honestly can't understand the mindset of someone that thinks "Carlos, Man of Love" is the Be All End All of comedic genius. He's barely worthy of the title "Carrot Top."

Necron, i dont think anyone was being serious, so why did you ruin the mood?
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You coulda just said, alright guys thats enough third person, ima go blind trying to read all this.
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And you would have been funny, but now you made yourself look like a ehh party pooper (laughs at raziels feces joke)

My real name is Carlos so stop overkilling it!!

Carlos sees much going on here...But Necronfellow need not worry, talkin like I is no sin..no no..but Raziel..he is a disrespecter...Carlos can be funny, but if you do not enjoy Carlos, then go choke on a Salsa Dorito Pie...which Carlos did try today, and might add...it is a new taste for Carlos, so he must make again, but overall not bad...

carlos likes nachos cha cha cha!

I don't enjoy Carlos. I'll continue to express my distaste for your particular brand of "humor" until the day you simultaneously grow out of it and your Huggies Pull-Ups.

Well you will be talking for long time, but your humor(or lack thereof) doesnt even make Carlos laugh in the tiniest...Carlos thinks others agree, the funniness is not with you, for Carlos, it is natural, Carlos is me, Carlos will not change for thee, so do what you must, but Carlos will be Carlos ^_^

Your definition of "funniness" is a skewed one at best. Posting like an inebriated mongoloid doesn't constitute genuine humor in my opinion, or in the opinion of any intelligent human being. I suppose you get a lot of laughs at www.poop-head.com/forums

:jelous: your all zelafreaks with your red bars and such :jelous:

Carlos does not know of your link Raziel, so Carlos believes you yourself must spend much time there...or maybe u do that while u show that apple pie what you are made of...Carlos does not do such things to apple pies, he will eat them, but not do THAT...Carlos can get real deal, Carlos no need to make Carlos feel better in icky ways...

Were you just making an off-hand, poorly-worded, three year old reference to a particularly annoying movie?

*blinks*

Necronphiliak, this is your idea of "Zelaron's Funniest Member?"

Your own distaste of the American Pie movie is thy own...Carlos enjoyed it, being a man of love himself...you can do what u want with that pie, Carlos will do what Carlos wants

Gee..."thy." Big word for a moron.

HAH! Your replys are cheap dimwitted ones...you have nothing half vast too say so u put some little moronic comment like "oh thy, what a big word"...Carlos does not see anything wrong with using that word...if you think that word it too big, you might wanna consider your own little "Gee.."

Well, I'll take your criticisms of being "cheap and dimwitted" with a grain of salt, Carlos. Boobery usually has a hard time comprehending mastery anyway. To put it in terms you might more easily understand: YOU'RE TOO DAMN STUPID TO COMPETE WITH ME ON EVEN THE SIMPLEST LEVEL.

Raziel, first off, you're refrences to Carlos' stupidity should definetly be applied to yourself. Its pretty sad when you have to put people down because they are getting attention. And if your supposed to be this 'funny person' everyone says you are, when are you going to show it? So far all I see is some stuck up jackass who tries too hard at something he only fails at. I've been a member here for a few months, and still have yet to see you post anything remotely humerous, besides your immaturity and simplicity.

Uh, just noticing here, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It would appear to me that "Carlos the pie lover" is much more immature, and simple then ....... Well... more simple then Zagggon. If that gives you a reference point.

Getting to my point, if you like Carlos, and you think Raz's posts are immature and simple, SHOULDN'T you like what Raz posts?

Just my point of view.

If Raziel would stop acting like he's god, then perhaps I would enjoy his posts. But since that seems to be an unlikely event, all he's been doing is talking shit about other people, and thats not funny. Well, It could be funny, but obviously Raziel isn't doing to well with that apect of it.

Raziel posting style is an acquired taste and if he is lashing out at you or your counter part, it can seem a bit abrasive, but reading it.... :) Reading it is another story. :)

Actually, I guess your right, If I look at it from another perspective, it is kind of funny....Oh well, whatever....

My thread has been hijacked.

*Jumps on the Spam Express and holds it up at Keyboard Point*